3.5 / 5 Stars
Look, I had wanted to just turn my brain off and read some spice but then I remembered that I, in fact, overanalyze and overthink everything so here I am, writing a dissertation about this book instead 😂. Overall, I think I ended up enjoying the non-spice aspects of this book more than the spice. There was a lot to like about the books, even though it felt long at times. In “Fundamentals of Being a Good Girl,” Maddie is getting a new start in Kansas as an adjunct poli sci professor after a really shitty breakup. A one night stand with a hot, tall, single dad is a delightful way to start her new life. Except when she shows up to her nannying gig the next day and said dad is her employer. Bram (I think pronounced like it rhymes with ham) is an ecology professor at the same university as Maddie and he is desperate for help while his ex-wife is away on a research trip. Maddie is broke, so even though it is exceptionally complicated, she stays on as the childcare provider while also teaching in the building next to Bram. The sexual tension? Thicker than molasses all while Bram and Maddie have to navigate their complex relationship, Maddie’s bratty behavior, and Bram teaching Maddy how to be a good girl.
You will probably like this book if you like:
🫦 Single dad x nanny
🪴 Age gap (26F / 35M)
🫦 Academia setting
🪴 Down bad, possessive, and obsessed with plants MMC
🫦 Plus-size FMC rep
🪴 Spice and kink
🫦 Strong friendships and found family
🪴 Queer normative world
I found the characters to be surprisingly three dimensional and fully formed people. When spice is so front and center in books, I find that characterization can be put on the back burner, but Maddie and Bram both had very built out personalities and backstories. Maddie struggled with money, her mom’s mental health condition, and her ex’s horrible behavior. Bram has had a tough upbringing when his parents passed away and then had to be the responsible one from a young age as a teenage father. Those backstories really informed their dynamics (Bram is unrufflable and Maddy loves to get a rise out of him. Maddy doesn’t want to rely on anyone and Bram gets joy out of taking care of people), including their sexual dynamics, in a way that felt layered and nuanced.
I also thought the portrayal of Maddy as a plus sized woman was really well done. As a plus sized person myself, I like that Bram was obsessed with Maddy and that Maddy had a lot of self-confidence in herself but we didn’t just glaze over how fatphobic the world is. I find that sometimes with plus sized representation, there isn’t a ton of focus on how shitty the world can be and for me, pretending it doesn’t exist just makes me feel more alone (though I can understand why others wouldn’t want to read it and would like to get that escape). For example, this book used the term “fat” in a completely neutral way and in a derogatory way, which felt right because both things are currently true in our world. I liked that it didn’t shy away from those realities.
The only characteristic that felt slightly off was Maddie’s storyline about running for Congress. We learn that Maddie helped run campaigns in high school and college and that her ex comes from a political dynasty, but because the focus was so much more on the latter (her ex and how his aspirations caused her to dim her light and lose herself), her potential desire to go into office felt more like a plot device to create tension (you can’t run for office when you are sleeping with your employer – or maybe you should if you’re a man) instead of a genuine personality trait. And that just felt kind of off from the rest of the book.
The prose was really well written and I LOOOOVE footnotes in a book (it makes sense and fits well when the book is set in an academic setting), but reading a contemporary romance that is over 400 pages should be illegal. I can tolerate it when it is sci-fi or fantasy because there is a big world to build, but baby, we are in modern day Kansa. And it did feel long at times especially in the middle. The prologue was also slightly confusing but it makes way more sense after you read the book.
Now for the spice. There was a lot of it – I think there were around 7ish scenes and the majority of them happened before we even crossed over into the second half of the book. Because Bram and Maddie had the one night stand at the very start, these two were horny for each other early and often. I would say that the majority of the spice scenes helped advance their relationship or established new wrinkles and details to their relationship but a few just felt repetitive. But I think the joy of reading open door romances is that you get to explore what you like within the safe environment of a book. While this brand of spice was not necessarily for me, I know that it will be hot, hot, hot for other folks. Also, I feel like dancing around what “good girl lessons” are does no one any good, so here is my attempt to give you a flavor of the spice so that you can decide if this is something you like or want to explore: brat / brat tamer (he does call her a “brat” like 40 times to which I say, “sir, you are a tenured professor. Let’s get you a thesaurus.”), a dash of praise kink (with the good girl and good boy of it all), spanking, possessiveness, and power play. I am sure there are others I missed but go forth and enjoy if this is your cup of tea.
Overall, the book was fun but long and spicy but sometimes repetitive. If you want to read about a grown man who is obsessed with plants and becomes obsessed with a curvy, strong willed woman, you might love this book.
Thank you Avon and Harper Voyager and NetGalley for providing this eARC.
Publication Date: January 13, 2026
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Pre-Read Thoughts: I just want to dissociate and read some nanny x single dad spice. ✌️