Not too long ago, I stumbled upon a biography of Bill Cullen. I'm a huge fan of fifties and early sixties game shows, and have a special fondness for Cullen, so I bought it and read it. It was everything I hoped it would be, and it turns out Bill was essentially the nice guy we saw on our tv screens. A few months later, this title was listed in on Amazon at a deeply discounted price.
Since arguably my favorite game show of all time is I've Got a Secret, and my favorite panel configuration from that show is Bill Cullen, Betsy Palmer, Henry Morgan, and Bess Myerson, and the e-book was dirt cheap, I considered the purchase a no-brainer. I was hoping to find a few tidbits about Myerson's personal life, and maybe some behind the scenes info about IGAS.
What I got instead was deeply discounted despondency. The beginning of the book was fascinating, as it covered Bess's upbringing in New York, and progressed through her being crowned Miss America. As soon as she got married, the troubles seemed to begin. Bess was always worried about money, and never stopped worrying about it, even after her net worth was in the millions. When she thought she'd been wronged, she fought back, hard, and without worrying about little things like fairness or legalities.
By the end, Bess had amassed a personal fortune, two ex-husbands, one much younger boyfriend with questionable business practices, a television career, a public service career in consumer affairs and the arts, a couple of shoplifting arrests, and one giant scandal which culminated in a trial that received massive publicity in New York City. She was acquitted, the much younger boyfriend was acquitted (even as he was serving a prison term for insurance fraud), and the judge Bess was accused of having influenced to amend the boyfriend's divorce settlement was acquitted. Going strictly by the information presented in the book (which had the benefit of hindsight, and the ability to present information that the jury was not allowed to hear), they were all guilty-- federal prosecutors simply did not prove their case. The book lets us know that the majority of jury members at the trial felt the same way-- probably guilty, yes, but the evidence to convict wasn't there.
I suppose it's nearly impossible to live a high-profile life in NYC, have a lot of money, be closely associated with politics, and not have some dirt sticking to you somewhere. But I'll never be able to watch an episode of I've Got a Secret again without thinking of this book. The brainy brunette on the right end of the desk was a lot more complicated-- and troubled-- than she seemed.
I've already read Henry Morgan's autobiography-- his persona on IGAS was that of a grumpy rapscallion, so I was prepared for what I learned about him. I'd really love to find a book about Betsy Palmer, but I'm afraid I'd find out things I'd really rather not know about the woman who seemed so utterly sweet and naive on television. And if you have any incriminating information about Garry Moore, I do not want to know.