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Trailer Park Elves #5
Trailer Park Elves 5
Return to the award-winning series that has captured the hearts and minds of tens of thousands.
With the Thunderdome behind them, Colton Winchester and his girlfriends can focus on what really Throwing the most trailer-park of all trailer park weddings.
Starting with a not-at-all-tasteless bachelorette party.
Yet no sooner have the girls gotten things underway than the park's oil drilling crew breaks into a mysterious dungeon, one that may have roots in the Fae Wilds' ancient past.
As Colton assembles the ultimate delve team – at least, the most ultimate a trailer park can manage – the new showrunner for the Gerry Spriggan Show voices her intent to transform his wedding into a live-streamed extravaganza.
And what Vannah Vahn Tramp wants, she gets. At least according to her.
It's a trailer park. You didn't expect the drama to end with the last book, did you?
With the Thunderdome behind them, Colton Winchester and his girlfriends can focus on what really Throwing the most trailer-park of all trailer park weddings.
Starting with a not-at-all-tasteless bachelorette party.
Yet no sooner have the girls gotten things underway than the park's oil drilling crew breaks into a mysterious dungeon, one that may have roots in the Fae Wilds' ancient past.
As Colton assembles the ultimate delve team – at least, the most ultimate a trailer park can manage – the new showrunner for the Gerry Spriggan Show voices her intent to transform his wedding into a live-streamed extravaganza.
And what Vannah Vahn Tramp wants, she gets. At least according to her.
It's a trailer park. You didn't expect the drama to end with the last book, did you?
333 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 20, 2025
140 people are currently reading
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Michael Dalton
81 books329 followersMichael Dalton is a professional journalist and editor.
Michael wrote his first piece of fiction in third grade, for which he was immediately accused of plagiarism by his teacher. Since then, he has been writing more or less steadily, interrupted only by occasional demands of work and family.
Michael lives with his family and multiple pets in Southern California.
Michael wrote his first piece of fiction in third grade, for which he was immediately accused of plagiarism by his teacher. Since then, he has been writing more or less steadily, interrupted only by occasional demands of work and family.
Michael lives with his family and multiple pets in Southern California.
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June 24, 2025
Enjoying the Series
Wow, what a story! This is becoming very intriguing with multiple subplots, weaving together. Action adventure, spice and chaos! Those goblin kids! The dungeon, and what's going on with that crazy dijin?Bring on the next book!!!
Wow, what a story! This is becoming very intriguing with multiple subplots, weaving together. Action adventure, spice and chaos! Those goblin kids! The dungeon, and what's going on with that crazy dijin?Bring on the next book!!!
June 23, 2025
Like a work email
I have been enjoying the series, it has honestly become kind of a guilty pleasure, but this book just wasn’t it.
The entire book felt like I was reading an email at work, long winded while expressing absolutely nothing. Everything that could have been important or worth exposition, nope skip button found; however, everything that could have been summarized we must overly expound upon…
There was also an over saturation of stats in this one, especially for the length of the story. I wouldn’t be surprised if 5-10% of this book is just character sheet info! Then to top it all off, right as we get to something that will have importance and consequences for Colton and the girls, end of story.
I have been enjoying the series, it has honestly become kind of a guilty pleasure, but this book just wasn’t it.
The entire book felt like I was reading an email at work, long winded while expressing absolutely nothing. Everything that could have been important or worth exposition, nope skip button found; however, everything that could have been summarized we must overly expound upon…
There was also an over saturation of stats in this one, especially for the length of the story. I wouldn’t be surprised if 5-10% of this book is just character sheet info! Then to top it all off, right as we get to something that will have importance and consequences for Colton and the girls, end of story.
August 25, 2025
This series started well but it seems that the author has grown tired. Much of the book is filled with stats and repeated information, almost as if the author is simply trying to fill up page quotas for length, rather than providing interesting action sequences that were present in the first books.
October 13, 2025
The series started off interesting, funny at times and the litrpg is ok but it's been getting progressively more silly, ridiculous, boring (too much filler and uninteresting PoVs) and focusing on other men's sexual and romantic relationships (isn't this supposed to be harem genre?) that I don't want to read about and worst of all using LIs and stringing them along emotionally.
MMC is supposed to be a 'good guy' but he and his 'harem' take advantage of some of the women (such as Jolene and Kiera) by requiring them to sacrifice time, effort and resources for the benefit of them and the park by stringing them along emotionally. Most of these women are very clear what they want (need in some cases) but they're always left with hurdles to jump through and empty promises. They're callously being humiliated, used and taken advantage of and the series has basically devolved into little more than catfights and obnoxious drama. Yeah the series has pretty much turned into the Jerry Springer show that it so frequently alludes to. Since I'm not sadistic and don't enjoy the suffering of others the series has gotten rather annoying.
Maybe even more obnoxious is the way the series subverts succubi. Apparently in this universe sex demons are basically asexual because they have no interest in having sex and prefer to remain chaste/virginal. What?
As mentioned the litrpg is only ok because it's strange, lacks rigor (e.g. when MMC went up two levels they only gave him attribute and skill upgrade points for one level) and is used for too much page bloat/filler.
MMC is supposed to be a 'good guy' but he and his 'harem' take advantage of some of the women (such as Jolene and Kiera) by requiring them to sacrifice time, effort and resources for the benefit of them and the park by stringing them along emotionally. Most of these women are very clear what they want (need in some cases) but they're always left with hurdles to jump through and empty promises. They're callously being humiliated, used and taken advantage of and the series has basically devolved into little more than catfights and obnoxious drama. Yeah the series has pretty much turned into the Jerry Springer show that it so frequently alludes to. Since I'm not sadistic and don't enjoy the suffering of others the series has gotten rather annoying.
Maybe even more obnoxious is the way the series subverts succubi. Apparently in this universe sex demons are basically asexual because they have no interest in having sex and prefer to remain chaste/virginal. What?
As mentioned the litrpg is only ok because it's strange, lacks rigor (e.g. when MMC went up two levels they only gave him attribute and skill upgrade points for one level) and is used for too much page bloat/filler.
December 5, 2025
Fun Read!!
Book 5. Plot starts to thicken. Does Jolene have enough brownie points to get into Colton’s pants? Will Vannah recover. Will the fiasco boost her ratings?
One more book to go. Kind of sad to be so close to the end. Usually when I get to the last book I tend to drag it out. I hate to see it end. It has brought a lot of joy and smiles. Sometimes I look at real life people and compare them with the characters in the story. Kind of funny sometimes and other times it’s down right scary. Enjoy the journey you are about to take. There might be a few bumps in the road. Fun and enjoyable read. Let your mind wander.
Book 5. Plot starts to thicken. Does Jolene have enough brownie points to get into Colton’s pants? Will Vannah recover. Will the fiasco boost her ratings?
One more book to go. Kind of sad to be so close to the end. Usually when I get to the last book I tend to drag it out. I hate to see it end. It has brought a lot of joy and smiles. Sometimes I look at real life people and compare them with the characters in the story. Kind of funny sometimes and other times it’s down right scary. Enjoy the journey you are about to take. There might be a few bumps in the road. Fun and enjoyable read. Let your mind wander.
July 4, 2025
The series just keeps on going. Doing very well though. The plots progress, but, well, slowly. Which is OK because the books are short and enjoyable. There are a lot of stat sheets but those can be skipped without loss of comprehension. So I just don't worry about it.
Jolene's acceptance arc is really the hit of this book for me. The bachelorette party was an absolute riot.
I enjoyed the small drop-ins of Thomas in the past two books.
I look forward to finding out what happens with Chastity. I expect kittens after her next heat.
Jolene's acceptance arc is really the hit of this book for me. The bachelorette party was an absolute riot.
I enjoyed the small drop-ins of Thomas in the past two books.
I look forward to finding out what happens with Chastity. I expect kittens after her next heat.
June 30, 2025
3.5 stars. A sure sign of how well something holds my attention is how quickly I read it. This one got read off-and-on over about a month, so not particularly engaging for me. There are bits I like better than others, and that won't get you a 5. Those bits will get me to read book 6, but unless the more interesting and less cat-fighty parts are more prominent than in this book, it too may take me a while to finish.
December 19, 2025
Another enjoyable entry
Colton and his harem is one of the enjoyable reads this year. It is what a funny slice-of-life story should be.
The story is about the characters and their interactions and not much else. The books have a problem that need to be solved but that is not why you read the story. If you are looking for an action adventure, this is not it. However, if you are looking for a relaxed story about relationships between characters, give this book a try.
Colton and his harem is one of the enjoyable reads this year. It is what a funny slice-of-life story should be.
The story is about the characters and their interactions and not much else. The books have a problem that need to be solved but that is not why you read the story. If you are looking for an action adventure, this is not it. However, if you are looking for a relaxed story about relationships between characters, give this book a try.
June 24, 2025
OMG 6 books will not be enough! Just AWESOME!
This just continues to be gripping, humorous, loving, kind and delightful to read. The Edge of potential danger and the overall background of more going on outside the PZ make this a definite longer story necessitating more books. PLEASE!!!!!
This just continues to be gripping, humorous, loving, kind and delightful to read. The Edge of potential danger and the overall background of more going on outside the PZ make this a definite longer story necessitating more books. PLEASE!!!!!
June 25, 2025
Fun, and a good story
Male harem-fantasy litRPG fantasy fiction.
There's a lot of sex, but if that's not for you, its easy to skip those scenes without really missing much in the way of the story. And it really DOES have a great storyline, if you enjoy magical-fantasy fiction.
Male harem-fantasy litRPG fantasy fiction.
There's a lot of sex, but if that's not for you, its easy to skip those scenes without really missing much in the way of the story. And it really DOES have a great storyline, if you enjoy magical-fantasy fiction.
June 25, 2025
The fun continues!
The trailer park fun continues with this volume. Over the top drama combined with TPM ( Trailer Park Manger) action and adventures continue to make this series more enjoyable. Keep em coming!
The trailer park fun continues with this volume. Over the top drama combined with TPM ( Trailer Park Manger) action and adventures continue to make this series more enjoyable. Keep em coming!
June 30, 2025
Wonderful story and series
The characters are full of so much life and are boatloads of fun to be around. I hope the authors realize what an awesome world they have created with this series - and DON'T let it in in six books. Humor is absolutely awesome!
The characters are full of so much life and are boatloads of fun to be around. I hope the authors realize what an awesome world they have created with this series - and DON'T let it in in six books. Humor is absolutely awesome!
June 22, 2025
although many things will try, nothing stands in the way of a wedding...lol
July 8, 2025
Not as good as the last book. It was a little hard to follow. The story is getting off coarse.
July 8, 2025
Somehow, an already ridiculous premise and series gets even MORE ridiculous. Funny though.
July 12, 2025
Intriguing!
Just when things look like they are settling down something pops up to start the intrigue again. Hope everyone is up for the fun.
Just when things look like they are settling down something pops up to start the intrigue again. Hope everyone is up for the fun.
July 20, 2025
Just….AWESOME
SUCH a humorous tale. I simply can’t help but laugh at the story Authors Lance and Dalton have concocted.
I HIGHLY recommend this series. Go read it.
SUCH a humorous tale. I simply can’t help but laugh at the story Authors Lance and Dalton have concocted.
I HIGHLY recommend this series. Go read it.
July 31, 2025
OMG
This was great. Hands down great. A real page Turner. Read it in about a day. If they were all like this I might starve. Can't wait for the next one. These guys are a great team
This was great. Hands down great. A real page Turner. Read it in about a day. If they were all like this I might starve. Can't wait for the next one. These guys are a great team
August 4, 2025
Still pretty funny and better than the last one (a lot less clowns). Still bizarre in that humorous way.
October 15, 2025
dissapointing
Just not as good. The story was largely pedestrian, boring, un engaging. Nothing really happens even when it could.
Hope it comes right again
Just not as good. The story was largely pedestrian, boring, un engaging. Nothing really happens even when it could.
Hope it comes right again
November 23, 2025
2.5 This series is ok. If I didn't have kindle unlimited right now I would skip it.
July 1, 2025
Same characters doing the same kind of stuff. They’re fine for me, as long as I skip past the sex which I think is written in a really gross and unsexy way.
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