[That time I was reborn as the evil and hot Vampire Lord and had to seduce the heroic adventurers who are invading my dark castle in order to save myself because my other new magical powers suck, but I’m actually very socially awkward!]
Reborn in another world as the terrifying Vampire Lord, Inkume quickly discovers a his dark powers are useless… except for one, the sort of supernatural beauty that makes heroes kick down his door just to slay him dramatically.
The worst part? Inkume was a socially awkward shut‑in in his old life. Seducing paladins, priestesses, and magical heroines is absolutely NOT a skill he possesses. But with the Holy Church calling for his head and adventurers storming his haunted castle daily, charm is the only weapon he has left.
Forced to pretend he’s the seductive villain everyone thinks he is, Inkume must bluff, flirt, scheme, and panic‑strategize his way through a never‑ending parade of hero raids… all while desperately trying not to get stabbed, purified, smote, exorcised, or kissed to death.
If he wants to survive, he’ll have to turn his castle into a dungeon, his monsters into allies, and his accidental beauty into a weapon.
Can the world’s most introverted vampire talk, charm, or bumble his way out of execution?