“Bewitched” by Laura Thalassa
2⭐️/5⭐️
2.5🌶/5🌶
Selene Bowers is a witch who loses memories every time she uses magic. While traveling on a magic quest, she finds herself inexplicably drawn to ancient ruins. A voice calls out to her. What follows is a bizarre series of events leading to life changing revelations.
-I am a huge fan of Laura Thalassa’s Four Horsemen series. I recommend those books any time I get the chance, and reread them often. I was so excited for her new book, but it was a huge miss and quite disappointing.
-The book starts with Selene attempting to gain admission to Henbane Academy, a school for witches. She is told if she goes on a magical quest and finds a familiar (an animal companion), then she will be admitted. She gets drunk and decides to go to the Galapagos Islands, but on the way there she encounters some intrusive magic on the plane ride. Even though her magic steals memories, she uses her magic to safely land the plane. After the plane lands she hears a voice calling to her in the rainforest, and she follows the voice to some ruins. She eventually discovers a tomb in the ruins, and somehow awakens Memnon, an ancient king who was cursed by his wife. Selene makes it back to the academy, and Memnon starts showing up. He claims she is his wife, Roxilana, and that she has betrayed him. She is the reason why he was entombed, and he wants revenge. There are also mysterious murders happening, witches are turning up dead. So now Selene has to figure out how to convince Memnon that she isn’t Roxilana, but also avoid getting murdered by whoever is harming the witches.
-This book had amazing potential, it includes so many interesting plot points: fated mates, dream lovers, seduction via magic, memory loss via magic, reincarnation, curses, etc. But none of them were executed very well.
There were honestly so many things that annoyed me, I’ll just list them:
-The pacing for this book is ridiculous. Giant leaps in time and locations happen within the span of sentences, and it felt off. For example, when Selene brings Nero back to the states it’s presented as a ‘whatever’ situation. Yet, he’s a panther…a panther she’s taking an international flight.
-I didn’t understand anything about how the academy worked. Is she starting at the beginning of the school year? How does the grading system work? She rarely mentions homework, what is she even studying? It’s almost like the school aspect of the plot was an afterthought.
-The magical system made absolutely no sense, and by the end of the book I was still confused. I don’t understand anything about the spells, what constitutes magic vs. nonmagic, why certain objects have magical properties. There are no explanations, everything is rushed. Some of the spells rhyme, some don’t, and I don’t know the difference between the two.
-Selene is too quirky for my taste. And when she’s given the chance to regain her memories, she turns it down! Why?? Her logic made no sense. She agonized over her memory loss so many times in the story, it makes no sense that she would turn down the opportunity to get her memory back.
-There’s a huge scene where Selene takes part in a magic circle, deep under the residence hall where she lives. She escapes, and there’s a ton of injuries inflicted on her and her opponents. What does she do? She just…goes back to her room. I don’t understand. Her assailants know who she is, they chased her, and she just goes back to her room? And then she doesn’t even wonder where Kasey, the witch who invited her to the magic circle, is until days later. WHAT.
-The romance aspect was essentially nonexistent. I think this book had amazing potential, but Memnon (the MMC) didn’t try to woo Selene at all. Memnon believes Selene is his long lost wife, Roxilana. He was so stubborn throughout the entire book, he acted so mean on several occasions. By the end of the book he was using abusive tactics to get Selene to do whatever he wanted, which was really gross to read. I think the author relied too heavily on Selene and Memnon being soulmates to actually give them a proper romance.
-This isn’t a very spicy book. Yeah, there’s some physical intimacy between Selene and Memnon, but 99% of the time it was via her dream and she never finished. And it was all oral, no PIV.
-The story ends on a big cliffhanger, which really irritates me. I figured I’d get some answers, maybe everything would finally make sense at the end, but that never happened. I doubt I’ll pick up any sequels.