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Unwrapped & Bothered: My Ancient Egyptian Summer - Hot For The Mummy (Pharaoh Romance/smut spoof/humorous erotica)
Monster Smut Spoof/Humorous Erotica
18+
Content This is an adult monster smut spoof featuring foul language, explicit scenes and violence
Dry. Withered. Ancient. Sexy. Scarab-infused.
He’s the ancient pharaoh of a dynasty unknown to modern day scholars, and he wants to claim Maria as his own…
Museum curator Maria Krackajakowicz never fathomed that a mummy would make her wet. Yet, that’s exactly what happens when a newly discovered mummified pharaoh arrives at the British museum — and telepathically tells her to wake him up. After suffering a concussion from a fall in the museum, Maria awakens in Ancient Egypt when her beloved mummy ruled as king. What happens when Maria discovers a devastating secret that could tear them apart?
18+
Content This is an adult monster smut spoof featuring foul language, explicit scenes and violence
Dry. Withered. Ancient. Sexy. Scarab-infused.
He’s the ancient pharaoh of a dynasty unknown to modern day scholars, and he wants to claim Maria as his own…
Museum curator Maria Krackajakowicz never fathomed that a mummy would make her wet. Yet, that’s exactly what happens when a newly discovered mummified pharaoh arrives at the British museum — and telepathically tells her to wake him up. After suffering a concussion from a fall in the museum, Maria awakens in Ancient Egypt when her beloved mummy ruled as king. What happens when Maria discovers a devastating secret that could tear them apart?
39 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 22, 2025
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May 3, 2025
Tropes employed:
Ancient pharaoh
35 year old virgin nerd
Scarab beetles that shoot out of his anus
Who needs one bed or second chance?
One star for the plot, one star for the beetles.
Ancient pharaoh
35 year old virgin nerd
Scarab beetles that shoot out of his anus
Who needs one bed or second chance?
One star for the plot, one star for the beetles.
June 10, 2025
This story made me chuckle for all sorts of reasons, and yes, one reason involved the pharaoh’s unusual powers. I also liked the added back story of Atlantis’ destruction.
June 27, 2025
In my best “Stefan” voice…This book has everything: a maniacal pharaoh that shoots scarab beetles out of his penis and anus, a 35-year-old virgin looking to sleep with a literal mummy in the museum where she works, a standard “redheads don’t have souls” joke and a super violent execution involving a laser gun!
June 27, 2025
Funny.
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