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On a world where precognition comes packaged as neatly and cheaply as a latte, Edelweiss Santucci is an oracle. A bonafide old testament farseer. She knows this. Everyone else is just in denial. But she'll show them: like a dreadlocked Boudica, she will lead the planet into a goddess-approved anarcho-utopia; where woman and unicorn frolic in fields of organic quinoa and kombucha flows from faucets. Then they'll be sorry. With the help of a childhood chum, a miserable 8-foot troll, and the world's most gastrointestinally advanced canine, Edelweiss doggedly pursues her destiny. She will join the mightiest and most merciless of corporate prescience peddlers and/or blot them from the surface of the world. Will she learn a valuable lesson? Not likely. She's as sharp as a sod brick and twice as dense. But she will have adventures, meet interesting people and probably get eaten by a flying shark. So there's that.

344 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2012

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December 20, 2016
Well, that was a fun ride. This book is hilarious, irreverent, entertaining, and thoughtful. The pacing is good. The characters are unlike any I've encountered anywhere else. It's a strange, surprising, delightful book. I read it three times and I'd read it again.
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April 1, 2014
it was bit hard to get into at first, but all in all an enjoyable read.
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