4 just when you think I’ll zig, I’ll zag stars
I am a hoooooar for surprise baby books, slap the ONS label and the opposites-attract trope and I’m THERE. Oh, and the tortured hero, jp ness and delicious omd were just the cherry on top I didn’t know I needed 🫠.
It’s Tuck’s bday (35) and his friends take him out to a smeex club to celebrate. There, he bumps into a princess who’s wearing a wedding dress. She seems standoffish, so his friends bet that he can’t get her to sleep with him. Challenge accepted 😈.
Francesca (30) goes to the club with her friends on the day that was supposed to be her wedding day. Months before, she found her fiancé actively cheating on her and she gets taken there as a way of forgetting and moving on.
They’re both wearing masks and agree to keep their anonymity just for this night. They even guess things about each other. And then. It’s on 😉 (which we don’t see 😑FTB alert).
Months pass and neither have been able to forget that er0tic AS F night (sigh. Too bad we didn’t see 😏). She’s an artist and currently works at a tattoo shop, until she gets fired because of the woman her fiancé cheated on her with 🤬. She goes to buy a consolation soup because not only is she jobless, but she’s been feeling sick; she gets cut off by this tall, athletic man at the register.
It’s none other than wide receiver Tuck. Good looking, very fit and tall Tuck, who easily flirts with women. So what does Francesca do? Well, she drops the napkin holder on his foot of course 🤣🤣.
And now, Tuck wants to get to know this feisty woman👀 who makes him giggle and makes him work for it 💁🏻♀️.
What I liked/loved (possible spoilers):
—the chemistry 👀. From the moment they first meet, their chemistry is palpable. They have easy going conversations and get along from the get-go which makes their buildup and tension even more delicious. Shoot, even the napkin holder scene had me smiling. When they both realize who the other is and they’re in the same room, it gets 🔥. The elevator scene alone would’ve gotten ME pregnant too 🤷🏻♀️ (and no fluids are interchanged). No wonder Francesca got pregnant 😅.
—the smexxy times. We don’t get TOO many, but what we get are 🥵. Good LAWD. The first complete scene we get is at a bookstore. BE STILL MY NERDY SMU++y HEART🥰😩. Those books on the third floor had no idea what they were gonna witness, because… dayummm 🔥💦🥵👀. And the way Tuck’s so persistent about trying to kiss her was 🥵😅🫠. Jeeezus
—the banter and funny moments. Not only do Tuck and Francesca provide some haha moments, but the side characters do too. Jasper, Cece, Brogan, and even Darden were all amazing.
—the kiss. I love that it’s FRANCESCA (the h) who’s reluctant to kiss, so when Tuck finally gets the kiss he’s been craving, it was 🔥. It could’ve been more💦, but I’ll take it
—the fate angle. I was LOOOOVING this❤️! So many “coincidences”, so many 😱 moments. It totally took kismet to another level 😅. I mean. The surprise baby was going to happen no matter how much BC they used!!!
—the tortured hero meets the down-on-her-luck heroine. Sigh. It made the combination to the perfect angst in this book
—how all-in Tuck gets when he starts developing feelings. I love it when a man chases and gets what he wants 💅
—the OMD 😈. Seeing Tuck’s reactions to all these men wanting Francesca was priceless 💅. You better watch it Tuck; you’re not the only one that’s been with people that still want them 💁🏻♀️
—BOTH are experienced. It’s rare to get two MCs who have enough experience to know when THE ONE is in front of them. Many times the FMC (h) is a lot less experienced, but in this case, I felt like it was a more even playing field than normal 🤷🏻♀️. I love that. BOTH have been with enough people to know that this is IT for them and it’s different ❤️
—what he does to grovel. It was cute lol, ESPECIALLY considering his fear. But I’m gonna comment down below on this
—when Francesca basically tells Tuck (through his lawyer) to go f himself 💅😬😅. It was beautiful 💁🏻♀️
—although there are OP drama, they’re not drawn out too much. They give a small amount of angst just to make mc sweat
—TURTLE D!CK 🤣🤣🤣 the nude scene with Jasper was hilarious!! Good thing it happened cause I was getting irritated that there was a mostly naked woman trying to get with Tuck (his ex Courtney). Leave it to Jasper to swoop in with his naked self and save the awkward AF scene 😅
—the delivery scene. I was laughing but also swooning ❤️
What I didn’t like/wanted more of:
—less FTB scenes please. Sigh. I get it, but man, I wanted to see more 🔥. Their chemistry is fate, come on lol
—how long it takes Francesca to tell Tuck 😬. No wonder he gets upset. But. Tuck. Really? REALLY??? You NEVER noticed? 🫣🤦🏻♀️ ay yay yay
—the groveling was over way too quickly. He was an a$$ after finding out she was pregnant and basically cuts her out of her life. I get it; he’s not ready etc etc but she wasn’t at fault 🤷🏻♀️. So he goes to the hospital. So what 🙄😑lol. Make him pay longer please. Let him sweat in his regret juices longer 💅
Overall, I loved this ❤️
⚠️safety squad⚠️
-no cheating/sharing
-child abuse past/abusive father
-death of fathers (suicide and drug OD)
-parent with mental health issues
-mental health issues/therapy
-OMD- OM1: her ex wants her back and keeps pursuing her. OM2: was someone the h used to sleep with when she was a teenager. The H puts him in his place. 💅
-OW- the H’s ex kissed him without him wanting it. That’s when the h realizes the H is her ONS. Ow is staying at H’s place and tries to seduce H. H turns her down But she does kiss him on the mouth (he stops her). She tries to cause some drama but the H puts her in her place quickly. OW2 tries to flirt with the H when he’s eating with his friend, but the h claims him 💁🏻♀️
-h was cheated on and finds out months before her wedding day
-it’s been months since either mc has had sex
-edging
-condoms/implant but it doesn’t matter 😬🤣