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When an ugly argument erupts between Ronan, Jude, and Fitzgibbon, nearly bringing the men to blows, Tennyson suggests a lesson in teambuilding to get their strained relationship back on track. He books the warring detectives into a beautiful, but remote, campground in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. With no electricity or WIFI, what could possibly go wrong?

After stocking up on tents, sleeping bags, fishing gear, and enough snacks to feed a family of hungry raccoons for a month, the guys set off for the Bare Necessities campground. Trouble abounds from the start, when Jude cues up his carefully curated road trip playlist with a twangy classic from a country music legend. It’s all downhill from there as the men face off against the elements, local wildlife, strange fellow campers, and each other.

Will Ronan, Jude, and Fitzgibbon find their groove and work together to survive the weekend or are they doomed to remain dead mad?

58 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 27, 2025

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Pandora Pine

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Sick of the slogging rat-race of her 9-5 job, Pandora Pine put pen to paper (literally!) to make her ambition of becoming a romance novelist a reality. She cut her teeth in the dog-eat-dog world of fanfiction, still dreaming of the day when she would be a published author. She lives in Massachusetts with her blabbermouth muse who’ s a fan of middle of the night plot twists.

In her spare time, Pandora fancies herself an amateur nature photographer. She enjoys mucking around in swamps, hiking through the woods and crawling around on her hands and knees in her backyard seeking out the perfect shot. Pandora is a fan of roadside seafood shacks and always thinks Mexican food is a good idea at the time.

Some of Pandora’s favorite things are chocolate, writing longhand with purple pens and handsome men falling in love with each other.

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Profile Image for Lisa.
3,599 reviews142 followers
May 1, 2025
It seems Jude, Fitz and Ronan are arguing with each other and Ten, Jace and Cope think it would be a good idea for the 3 of them to go camping for a weekend to work out their issues.
The 3 are booked into Bare Necessities Camp, and its only when they get there and discover naked men that they realize its a nudist camp.
This is a short book but it was a good read and the 'revenge' on the partners who stayed at home was great.
910 reviews5 followers
May 4, 2025
Good Fun Read

Ronan, Jude and Fitz are the best of friends and colleagues so to see them all bitching and falling out with other and nearly coming to blows should have been concerning but I found them amusing. They act like overgrown kids most of the time but they excelled themselves this time!

Loved the way their husbands punked them but their idea of revenge was lame. Their husbands got the last laugh and the prank was mutually beneficial.

Short and amusing.
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1,054 reviews5 followers
April 30, 2025
So much fun!

Super entertaining short featuring all three of the detectives who're in need of a little bonding time after a brotherly altercation...and they get it thanks to an intervention by Tennyson. Fun and funny - can't wait for the next full-length Salemverse book.
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1,496 reviews11 followers
April 29, 2025
Hilarious

Dead Mad was a brilliant and hilarious short story - I couldn't see for crying with laughter at one point. My only complaint is that it was over far too soon.
2,930 reviews14 followers
May 1, 2025
Hilarious is the only word that I can use. It was such a great short story. I loved it, and especially the ending. Strongly recommend reading.
1,622 reviews5 followers
May 3, 2025
😍😍😍😍

This was so funny!! Ten is so evil planning that trip for the guys. Guess his plan worked!! Can't wait for more!!
Profile Image for Sue Budd.
133 reviews
July 3, 2025
Interesting

A nudist camp is an interesting way to fix things. Not one I would have thought of. Lobe the ending lol
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