Thanks Anna, I hated it. But I love you though.
This book was 9000% one of the biggest train wrecks I have ever read. The MFC, Leah, was a RIDICULOUS excuse for a human being, her love Matthew was a wet blanket who needed to grow a set of balls and the ONLY character I actually felt had some sort of personality was Kayla, Leah's poor roommate who got slut shamed for enjoying sex in fucking college. This book was FULL of stereotypes and some of the most CHILDISH writing I've ever seen from a romance novel. I had so many problems with this book that I'm not even sure where to fucking start...
**SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY**
-LEAH, lets start with this child. I call her that because that's what she acted like. She might have been 18 or whatever, but was 12 through the whole book. I've never read a female character with so much judgmental bullshit flying around in her head. She literally judged EVERYONE. One girl just ASKS HER A QUESTION and Leah decides she's a slut. I mean, what the actual fuck? Is this what the author thinks college is like? Just nothing but sluts and jocks? Because that's all Leah thought were around her....sluts and jocks. Leah was supposed to be a nerd. I love this type of trope, which is why I read the damn book...but let me tell you, Leah wasn't a GOD DAMN NERD. What made her a nerd exactly? Because let me tell you, NOTHING besides her wearing glasses and talking about studying is mentioned in this book. For a book FULL of stereotypes for jocks and sorority girls, Leah fits not ONE STEREOTYPE for being a nerd. She doesn't play D&D, isn't into LARP, she isn't shy or awkward (in fact, apparently she's a pretty big bad ass with words of venom and a mean left hook), she doesn't make nerdy Doctor Who references or read comics, she doesn't have allergies, she doesn't watch anime, she doesn't even ACTUALLY FUCKING STUDY so what the actual FUCK made this girl a god damn nerd? I probably hated this more than anything. The summary was false advertising, I want my god damn $3.99 back.
I feel like it's important to side note here about how homegirl bowled a perfect game while bowling and mentions she's done it a few times before and let me tell you, fuck all that bull shit. It's INCREDIBLY RARE to bowl perfect games and yet home girl has done it a few times? One of which happens to be YEARS after she quit bowling and while her new boyfriend and his friends watch? It's like a hockey defenseman scoring 4 goals in a game (IM LOOKING AT YOU TONI ALEO). For fucks sake can a romance author do some GOD DAMN RESEARCH on sports please?
I will say one positive thing about Leah though, just to make myself feel a little better. She did have a pretty awesome comeback to Brynn with her "cottage cheese thighs" comment, I laughed at that one.
-THE RELATIONSHIP, what the fuck was this? Matt was a super sweet guy and honestly, he deserved better than what he got with Leah the non-nerd. Their relationship was just so ODD. It was like, they went from talking online to suddenly having a random class together. And how fucking hypocritical of Leah to talk about how pathetic her roommate was for hooking up, yet she decides out of the blue that she's going to be a runner so she can see Matt one more time even though they now have a class together. The fuck was that? Also, she never runs again. NEVER. There was no DEVELOPMENT to the relationship. And I know that you could argue that this was a novella so there wasn't time, but I've read TONS of novellas with better relationship building. It's not an excuse. There was NO push or pull, no real climax, no BUILD to the relationship. They talked and then they dated. Then out of no where Leah makes a ridiculous assumption based on something that bitch Brynn says to her and instead of acting like a god damn adult and asking her FUCKING BOYFRIEND WHAT HAPPENED, she attacks said bitch and beats the shit of her like it's a positive great thing. The fuck is all that bullshit? It was all just so ridiculous. Why can't women in romance novels ever just TALK to their SO's? Why is there always so many assumptions? Ugh.
-THE STEREOTYPES, they were ridiculous. I mentioned the NON-stereotype with Leah being a nerd, but everything else was so HEAVY on the stereotypes it was borderline unreadable. It's like this author just watched a fuck ton of college movies and put every stereotype into this book. Sorority girls were sluts, jocks were stupid, all of the above. She calls her roommate Kayla a slut because she's a sorority girl and she likes to hook up. Well let me tell you something about college you immature little fuckface, everyone hooks up in college. Fucking. EVERYONE. And there is NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. As long as you are safe and it's consensual, go to town. You can do whatever the FUCK you want, including having a healthy sex life. Just because you can't get laid, doesn't mean others can't. And what makes it all so ridiculous is Kayla ends up being super nice and Leah still treats her like an asshole and never says thank you to Kayla for her help. It's all so fucking stupid. I thought we were past all of this bull shit? It's 2019, not 1957.
One last point, does any author ever do research on the fucking NFL draft? Almost every book I've read gets that shit wrong. It's not that hard of a concept. You don't just get signed by a team, you have to try out, be invited to the Combine, spend weeks trying to impress a team, then get selected, then work out with the team some more and THEN get signed. It's far more complicated than books make it out to be. It's so stupid. Also, the fucking Jets? If you wanted me to ACTUALLY believe that homie went to the Superbowl in the Epilogue, you wouldn't have put him on the god damn Jets.
This book does an incredible disservice to any and all YA/NA romance novels. I've read some wonderful High School/College romances with deep and well written characters, funny one liners, impressive story lines that flow beautifully, but this was NOT one of them. This is the result of a presumably middle aged house wife that thought she could make it in the romance novel business after reading a ton of them herself....sorry my dude, it really just didn't work for me here.