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154 pages, Paperback
First published September 30, 2014



"Oh, shut up, I'm not a lesbian. I'm talking about my best friend. My PERSON."
"So, I have cancer. Who wants more wine?" Claire states with a big smile.
"My best friend has CANCER.
Why can't I feel anything? Why can't I do anything?"
"You know Drew and I play mammogram all the time...Drew dresses like a doctor and I put on a robe. Then, he takes two dinner plates from the kitchen and he smushes--"
"I mean how is it even possible that one of us is old enough to get breast cancer? I'm not stupid, I've seen the statistics and I know it can hit anyone at any time, but those are people I don't know."

"Right at that moment, I knew that I would do anything for my best friend. I would hold her hand when she was in pain, scream at my catatonic fiancé when he saw her vagina and sit by her side when she became a mom. There was nothing I wouldn’t do for her and I knew that’s how it would always be."
"I have no idea how to find humor in any of this bullshit. We have so much more living to do, she and I. We have a business to run together, the wedding of our children to plan, and future grandchildren to corrupt."
"Jesus Christ, my best friend was going to have a baby..."
"Could you imagine having a kid who repeated everything we say? Kid would be a goddamn genius, I'm telling you."
"Is there a book called "How to Talk to Your Best Friend When She Has Brest Cancer For Dummies"? I might need that. I've always been there for her when she needed me. I've always known the right things to say, why should now be any different?"


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“I can’t do this without her, Liz, I can’t. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She’s my wife,”
“I’m going to have to fire you from your position as president of the Itty Bitty Titty Club. This is a sad, sad day in Titty Club history.”
“She doesn’t need you to fix her, Liz. She just needs you to be there for her.”
“F**k cancer. Save second base. Fight like a girl. Do it all and do it with a few laughs because you are amazing, you are strong and you are a fighter, just like my best friend.”