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Peaches has been having a rough couple of weeks. First she dies, then she gets married to a vampire, and now she's reaching into dead people and eating them! Looks like the Disney World honeymoon's going to have to be put on the back burner.


Peaches and Bane travel to Egypt to meet the merchants and find out who the mysterious person targeting Peaches is. But it's not all rainbows and assassination attempts, Peaches has to go to her coronation and be vetted as a queen. But in all the Vampire chaos, she'd still not sure what she is, and in an attempt to discover just that, she goes on a walkabout. But nowhere is safe for the new queen, and old friends start to look like new enemies.

Dive into a world filled with mystery, danger, adventure, and tons of laughs as Peaches discovers that the most dangerous thing might just be not knowing if what she is might hurt the man she loves.

130 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 2, 2014

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Rosi S. Phillips

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Rosi S. Phillips was born in 1993 with caramel colored skin, to a Nigerian immigrant father and a 2nd generation Finnish mother. With this background, International awesomeness was soon to follow.

Rosi attended public schools in Cleveland (Ohio), Richfield (Minnesota) and Washington, DC and ultimately received a scholarship to attend Emerson Preparatory School In Dupont Circle, graduating at 16. Rosi then headed to Egypt for a year abroad to study Arabic in Cairo. Secretly, her friends wonder how her presence in Egypt may have sparked the Revolution, but her host family has assured her it is simply not the case.

Rosi splits her time now between being an awesome daughter, learning Persian, and figuring out how to complete her studies in less than 5 years now that she’s a double major in Women’s Studies and Persian. A Grim Love: Can’t Fight Time is her first published book. You can read her other works on her blog page and follow her on Twitter, Facebook and yes, even G+.

Rosi loves sushi, Escapy (her fish), family, friends, reading, traveling and learning new languages. Rosi aspires to be a polyglot through traveling the world and being open to the possibilities.

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52 reviews1 follower
October 12, 2014
After leaving reviews for the first 2 books, I felt it only fair to leave one for this to.......

I still found the book funny and adore Peaches with her sassy attitude.

I thought book 3 would tie up all the loose ends , but it didn't, I don't know if the author intends to add to this series? there was to many questions left to end the story here surely.

my main reason I hope Rosi does add more is because when I person takes the time to read your book and really enjoyed it enough to leave a review, then that author shouldn't want to leave their readers hanging and thinking, "well that was a waste of time reading to be left not knowing what happens next"

I thought I'd worked out how the book was going to end, I thought Peaches was going to fall asleep and wake up in hospital with everything being a dream from maybe banging her head when she first fell in book one......that way at least the book has a definite ending.

personally, I want to know what happens next, I want to know what peaches actually is, and what that mean for her life.....there is just so much that can be added.

please let me know if you plan to add to this so to finally end the series Rosi......I think you are a creative writer and I hope you continue to write books because I'd read them.
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7 reviews1 follower
September 5, 2014
Another great installment to this series. Keep them coming, please.
7 reviews1 follower
September 8, 2014
What the hell? How is it possible that these novelettes get better each time? Isn't there supposed to be a drop off or something. I mean, how the hell do you take Peaches from turning on her heals at the site of her boyfriend in a compromising position in book one, take her through bat guano in book two to having her threaten hulking scary dudes disrespecting her in book three? She's grown so much and in like what, days? Her life is frenetic, but no matter how frenetic, she still manages to be peaches. I mean, a walk about that isn't, really? And the constant surprises with deaths that I just don't see coming, honestly, just awesome. But damnit, book 4 isn't out yet! Where's book 4, you're killing me!! I mean, I read these in a weekend!!
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492 reviews9 followers
January 10, 2015
I gave the other Peaches books five stars, but she just wasn't as funny in this one and she annoyed me a bit with her refusal to trust Bane. Clearly no one is going to know how to deal with Vampires better than another Vampire.

Also, on a little aside, I was slightly bothered that "than" was used when it should have been "then". It didn't detract from the book much. I'm not going to say it didn't detract at all because it was like eating a sandwich at the beach and discovering actual sand on the last bite.
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300 reviews6 followers
November 30, 2014
Peaches never fails to amaze me.. such random yet highly hilarious thoughts. Although her and Bane don't have the most usual relationship they seem to work so well together and I really enjoy reading what happens next!
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1,123 reviews33 followers
September 22, 2015
Sorry no disney world :( Didn't see that one comin' lol. The author is so talented and funny you can just fly through the pages.
76 reviews
October 6, 2014
Ehh

not as great as the other two but still read it all the way threw seems like everything is,on repeat
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