Head

by Nik V. Markevicius

When the boss says, “Get me head,” how am I supposed to react? Nate has three problems with his new job. First, the advertising world is nothing like the ho-hum financial sector he’s used to. Second, he’s nervous as hell since he’s still under 90-day probation. Third, his sleazebag boss just asked his new secretary to organize him a nooner. What follows is a day of lurid adventure as Nate’s desperation drives him further and further into the gutter of humanity. The clock is ticking. His job hangs in the balance. And as he upsets ever more dangerous people, Nate realizes there’s no such thing as a sure thing.

26 pages, Paperback

First published September 16, 2014

About the author

What if there was a guy who enjoyed thinking about all those weird little what-ifs that go through our heads? What if that somebody turned them into engaging, imaginative fiction?

That weirdo is Nik V. Markevicius. He’s the author of a great many tales featuring strange and funny distortions of genre and expectation, most notably the Enchanted Forest State Forest saga.

A fan of the Oxford comma, Nik lives in Aurora, Illinois with his family, NSFW puppets, and his imaginary enemy. He also leads the Fox Valley Writers crew, loves hockey in the extreme, and blames ninjas whenever something goes sideways.