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388 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2003
“We need to go somewhere soon, bro, because my pee bubble is full.”
“Your pee bubble?”
“This is the bubble which holds my pee.”
“Your bladder, you mean. Bladder. B-l-a-d-d-e-r.”
“In English you don’t call it the pee bubble?”
“I will from now on, probably.”
...Her smile was no longer white. Three-quarters of her teeth were now shiny gold. Many people in Uzbekistan had gold teeth, but women's mouths were the primary showcase of this initially disconcerting dental enhancement. Widespread though usually mild malnutrition and a lack of regular calcium intake meant that, during pregnancy, women's teeth dropped sacrificially from their sockets. Uzbek water additionally lacked the fluoride from which we in America benefited so invisibly. This is strange if only because Uzbek water is laced with so many other periodic-table mainstays.