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MY ALIEN STEPSON WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE HOOD AND GET ME PREGNANT
He ain't my son... but he might be my problem.
When Tasha’s baby daddy returns from an alien abduction pregnant—with a glowing belly and a birth plan written in space script—she never expected to end up raising the galaxy’s most chaotic stepson.
Lil Zae-Zorflon, aka Zae, ain’t your average three-month-old. With a beard, a Glock that speaks Zorflonese, and a mission to conquer Earth’s hoods one block at a time, Zae got big plans—and Tasha right in the middle of them. Whether he’s building a floating trap house, flirting with his stepmama, or turning a Waffle House into a war zone, Zae is determined to run the streets… and win Tasha’s heart.
But Tasha didn’t sign up to be a galactic stepqueen. Between time-traveling lean dealers, jealous baby mamas from other dimensions, and Tyreek’s new tentacle boo-thang, her porch might be the wildest spot in the universe.
This ain't just hood drama—it’s ratchet sci-fi romance on ten.
If you loved Quan Millz, you ain’t ready for JR Chitlins.
A trap comedy packed with aliens, petty exes, cosmic mixtapes, and unexpected heart.
When Tasha’s baby daddy returns from an alien abduction pregnant—with a glowing belly and a birth plan written in space script—she never expected to end up raising the galaxy’s most chaotic stepson.
Lil Zae-Zorflon, aka Zae, ain’t your average three-month-old. With a beard, a Glock that speaks Zorflonese, and a mission to conquer Earth’s hoods one block at a time, Zae got big plans—and Tasha right in the middle of them. Whether he’s building a floating trap house, flirting with his stepmama, or turning a Waffle House into a war zone, Zae is determined to run the streets… and win Tasha’s heart.
But Tasha didn’t sign up to be a galactic stepqueen. Between time-traveling lean dealers, jealous baby mamas from other dimensions, and Tyreek’s new tentacle boo-thang, her porch might be the wildest spot in the universe.
This ain't just hood drama—it’s ratchet sci-fi romance on ten.
If you loved Quan Millz, you ain’t ready for JR Chitlins.
A trap comedy packed with aliens, petty exes, cosmic mixtapes, and unexpected heart.
55 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 5, 2025
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October 29, 2025
the story is wild I enjoyed everything
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