An enchanted painting that gets gayer and gayer. A well-hung bigfoot on the wing of a plane. A haunted house haunted by a haunted house.
If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 5, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...
MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY THIS HAUNTED HOUSE AND HE POUNDS MY BUTT - TWILIGHT POUNDED BY THAT HANDSOME BIGFOOT HIDING ON THE WING OF MY PLANE WHOSE WIENER IS HUGE - I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND - THIS HANDSOME SENTIENT BOWLING PIN SPLITS MY ASS ALSO HE IS A GHOST - HEAD BY DAYLIGHT - THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GAY - POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY WOLFCAR ON THE FULL MOON
Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.
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