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“When one is immortal, one should keep a low profile.”

A new comedic romp through a magical tapestry maintained by Earth's Immortal women.

199 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 12, 2014

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David Alan Morrison

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David received his B.A. in Deafness, Theatre, and Cultural Diversity from Fairhaven College and his M.A. in Theatre Arts from the University of Kentucky.  His plays have been produced in Louisville, Seattle, Lexington and Houston.  He is currently an adjunct instructor of Drama at Skagit Valley Community College and works with local theatres as a director, actor and instructor.

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Author 11 books204 followers
August 10, 2025
Unique and Entertaining.

I enjoyed this book quite a lot. It offered up a unique take on urban fantasy. It had a good pace powered by very short chapters, which I really appreciated. It had suspense and mystery and you get clues and bits over the course of the story that kept me really engaged and invested.

The story follows basically three interconnected groups who have their own threads of activities and motivations. First, we have Abbey and the women forming the Guild of Immortal Women, Eleanor, Boo, Tomyris, Ruth, some others. Abbey is the core of the story. She’s had a memory loss and we don’t know why right off. But we know Abbey is important to a ritual. Why? Dunno… At least not at first. Is she gonna succeed? Dunno… Do I really want her to succeed? Do I want her to get her memory back. Probably. But is it gonna be good? Dunno. Should I trust the Guild of Immortal Women when they keep stuff so close to the chest? Hmm… Dunno again. BUT THAT IS WHAT MAKES THE GUILD AND ABBEY SO INTERESTING!

Second, we have the villains, Robert and “the Doctor.” They have their own agenda. They dislike the Guild and the feeling is mutual. They want to do away with one other, but the nature of the ladies’ and Robert/the Doctor’s fantastical/otherworldly existence makes it difficult to get rid of each other once and for all.

Last we have the “civilians,” Detective Mathers and social worker Lynn and people who inhabit their down to earth, normal orbit.

The three groups merge and intertwine to unravel the mysteries of Abbey’s memory, a ritual that is seemingly important, and… oh yeah, some dead bodies that get discovered on the Guild’s property, which happens at the worst possible time because the Guild is trying to gear up for its “Faire” and the ritual connected with it. They can’t afford the attention and the mystery and the civilians poking around in their otherworldly business. Robert and the Doctor have their own agenda and they will do what it takes because, to them, the stakes are enormous. Though unclear at first, the stakes for the Guild are also unclear. As the story moves on, the reader comes to understand by the stakes are so high for both the Guild and their antagonists. The civilians are caught in the middle just trying to do their jobs.

The characters were well conceived and described. From the most fleeting person the main characters encounter to the core group of women forming the guild, they were distinct and acted according to their talents and views. I found all the characters very interesting. And the villains… Oh boy. Morrison and Melvin really accomplished the concept of the villain being the hero of their own story. Robert and the Doctor. You almost understand—and more importantly—sympathize with their motivations and plans. At least I did. And that made the story all that much richer because there’s a little tiny glimmer where you wonder whether Robert and the Doctor have a point and should get what they want. But then that issue gets resolved in a very satisfying way.

Well done. I really liked this. It was unique and engaging. Recommend it to anyone looking on a fresh take on urban fantasy.
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726 reviews79 followers
September 30, 2015
The guild of immortal women reads like the first book in a series or trilogy.

I liked a lot of the characters, Abbey, Matt, Ruth and Boo were some of my favorites.

Robert and The Doctor were interesting characters too, not that I can say I liked them. But they kept me guessing.

The book was not what I'd expected, and that's probably a good thing, because I think the cover lends itself to a very traditional fantasy story, where as this story has loads of modern ties, magical ties and even a small sprinkle of humour.

The humour wasn't as pronounced as the book synopsis makes out, a fair number of the jokes were in poor taste or repeated too frequently to be funny after the first time.

I got distracted by the paragraph breaks and lack of paragraph breaks littered throughout the book. Minor things really, but they do make it harder for the reader to enjoy the story.

The ending felt like it was purposely left open for another book, but there's nothing forecast on Goodreads about another book. It just leaves too much unsaid and unfinished as far as I'm concerned.

**Note: I was provided an electronic copy of this book in return for an honest review.**
Profile Image for Elke.
1,950 reviews42 followers
January 15, 2015
Not at all what I expected, and that was a very good thing! A fantasy mystery with a little dose of humour, some running gags and a hint at romance, but all thankfully not overdone. The story was intriguing and I was eager to find out what happened to those mysterious old corpses, stumbling along the scene as unaware as the main protagonists and trying to figure out the odd puzzle. While the ending was a bit sudden, it did not leave too many questions unanswered. A refreshing blend of fantasy, murder and history based on an original concept including time travel, this story has a high entertainment value.

(I received a copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review)
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54 reviews
April 12, 2015
This story has almost everything you could ask for. There is a murder, mystery, a bit of magic, a touch of history, some action, a little treachery, insanity, with bits of humor thrown in. However, it all melds together to make a great read.
The plot was original and well written. The ending did, however, leave an opening for more to follow and I hope there is another book. I'd like to see what happens. It was very intriguing. And though it was fairly fast paced it was still easy to follow along. I thoroughly enjoyed this book enough to read it in one day.
While I did like most of the witches in the Guild, I didn't care that much for Ruth. She seemed a bit scatter brained. It did seem a bit odd to me that the women didn't get along all that well a lot of the time. I expected more of a sisterhood. I also didn't really care much for Lynn, the social worker from the Meadows. She was a bit rude and also not very bright as well as a little too easy to tell things she shouldn't just because a man was handsome and paid attention to her.
All in all, it was a great book and I would highly recommend it. I give this book four stars.

My review can be seen at www.wordgurgle.blogspot.com
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1,015 reviews121 followers
December 31, 2014
* I received a copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review*

With less than 200 pages, this was a pretty straight forward book. While I enjoy a good mystery, this book lacked the tension that is so often found in books of this genre. The vision wasn’t there for me, and that plays a big role in my reading. It has some interesting elements, but not enough for me to want to read it again and again.

Abbey has lost her memory. After experiencing some nightmares, her aunts take her from the hospital to the Bastille. Her Aunts make up the “Guild”. So, it’s not surprising that they know all that is happening but they need for her to remember. After much retaining, time travel, mysterious deaths, and so on, the clock is ticking. Abbey must remember, stop immortal antagonists, and repair the tapestry that pulls the guild together.

I found this book a little too fast paced. When fantasy and mystery are involved, there must not be rushing of situations to get to the end. I did enjoy reading it. Would I recommend? To one who likes quick reads and don’t want to get too engrossed in fantasy, yes. This is not for a person who likes to relish in character growth and world building. Not enough pages for that. I don’t think this book is bad, it’s just not for me. An okay read.
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1,240 reviews5 followers
October 5, 2016
This was a hard book for me to get into. It was a well written book and there was great development with the characters but it jumped around more than I like and I think that was the biggest issue for me, with the witchcraft being a close second. By the end of the book I was really starting to get wrapped up in the story.

Abbey is a young woman who is currently residing at The Meadow which is a mental institution and works with Lynn the therapist at The Meadows. After she has been there for a while the Aunts declare her ready to come home and she has to say bye to the friends she has made there, the hardest for her was Edna and the one who took it hardest was Mr. Graves.

Abbey goes home to Bastille and her Aunts who are as different from one another as you can get. Of the Aunt’s I liked Aunt Boo who tends to be naked and painted blue and Aunt Ruth who appears to be a stress baker like me. Abbey has memory issues and the Aunts are trying to help her get it back and start off nice but then they have to push her due to the Faire and ritual that is coming up.

I loved the scenes at the Faire and how it brought together her crazy friends with her crazy family. They all had one thing in common and that was their feelings for Abbey. There was no happily ever after in this story, it was definitely a cliffhanger.
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155 reviews28 followers
December 23, 2014
We start out with Abbey in a mental hospital. She has lost her memory and hopes to regain it while working with a social worker. She starts having horrible dreams and doesn't understand them, but her Aunts (the guild) know why. They pull her out of the hospital one day early and take her to the Bastille. They are preparing for a Faire at the Bastille and need Abbey to remember everything before the Faire. Abbey is thrown into a fantasy world that doesn't make any sense to her, but she is running out of time to remember. So we are taken on a journey to help Abbey remember within a few days, stop a couple of bad immortals and fix the tapestry that holds the guild together before it is all to late. This book has a great mix of fantasy, magic, time travel and some humor all mixed in with modern day life.
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Author 13 books64 followers
February 13, 2018
Abbey doesn’t remember who she was before the ‘accident’ but she does have vivid dreams of drowning as well as burning. As she tries to recover her memories in a mental hospital, her ‘aunts’ are preparing for her return to the Bastille. It is imperative that Abbey remember who she was and what she is capable of before the faire that the Guild of Immortal Woman, AKA Abby’s aunts, put on every year.

This story’s plot line was so different from any other fantasy/paranormal/humor book that I’ve read. There were witches. There was a guild. There was a bad guy and a deadline. But everything in between these elements was surprisingly different.

The writing style of switching POV and not tagging all the dialogue made it a bit confusing to figure out who was speaking at times.

I loved seeing Abbey from other characters’ perspectives and to see the world through her eyes.

This was a fun and interesting read.
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115 reviews
October 6, 2016
Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison and H.L. Melvin I rated it 4 Stars.
This was a fascinating read, not at all what I thought when I first started it. I loved the relationship between the “sisters/aunts.” The tapestry in the story was a very interesting piece of the novel, it is a doorway to another world and the main character of the story controls it, however, she has lost her memory. Her family attempts to jog her memory so that she can be ready for the night of the Faire.
I enjoyed each of the characters in this story as it was a fascinating and interesting read. The ending ended abruptly and with many questions unanswered which leads me to believe that a second book may be out there. One can only hope. The author wrote a wonderful story and the character development was well executed. I can certainly recommend this book to book clubs as it will definitely spark many conversations.
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39 reviews1 follower
October 1, 2016
The Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison and H.L Melvin I am giving a five star rating. One of the reasons why I am giving this book five stars is part of the detail that they provide while writing is amazing. So many people come in to play with this story starting with a place that was called The Meadows and also Lynn. Lynn is a young woman who is a social worker at this mental health facility. In this facility as I would describe it there is a large cast of hiliarious characters my favorite in this facility goes by the name of Edna, she has these outbursts that are really funny. Of course when you are the reader it seems funny but when you are a medical professional the situation might be a bit more complicated. Edna is the room mate of a young woman who goes by the name of Abbey she is the main character that this books surrounds including her crazy army of aunts that remind me of something out of a movie.Actually while I was reading this book I could picture this book the way it flowed going along like a movie would. In conclusion their is so much in this book that makes it great I would reccomend it to anyone who enjoys twists and turns in the plot to keep the pages turning, kudos to these authors for a job well done with this book.
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1,211 reviews14 followers
October 1, 2016
Guild of Immortal Women is a funny paranormal mystery written by David Alan Morrison and H. L. Melvin. I have read many really good reviews for this book, so I am really keen to get into it.

Admittedly I struggled to get my head around all that was going on in the beginning of the book. I could not get a feel for the many characters. They were just not combining in my head. That is not because the book is not well written, as it is cleverly put together. I just really had trouble relating to the characters. But as they started to develop a bit more, I started to really grasp what was going on and really got into it.

Edna cracks me up, Matt sounds dreamy, and Abbey is just so lost. Lynn has a flatulence problem, the residents of the Meadows are an eclectic bunch, and Robert is a mystery just dying to be uncovered.

Abbie is trying to regain her memory. She has dreams, but every time she is close to remembering, it all shatters and she is back where she started. Her Aunts know more than what they are letting on, and I am really beginning to think there is much more to that story. Abbey’s stay at the psychiatric facility seemed to have helped, but as soon as her Aunts are aware of her progress, they whisk her back to Bastille. They are part of the Guild.

“I know who you are.” She pulled back and locked eyes with Abbey. “Do you want to know?”

Lynn, Abbey’s therapist, meets Robert, the Frenchman, who is eager to learn more about Abbey. Lynn believes robert has been sent directly from God, such is his magnificence. Robert is an Immortal, who seems to have a little unhealthy obsession with killing those that annoy him, which is most of the population.

Little by little, more of the mystery is revealed. Riddles fill this book by the plenty. Matt wants to solve the mystery of the dead women, Abbey wants to remember, and Robert, well I am not sure exactly what he wants, but I know it cannot be good. This story hase me really intrigued now. I cannot rest until I find out what the ending will be.

The Guild of Immortal Women is quite a funny story and getting funnier by the chapter. The book is full of crazies, and ironically, I believe Abbey is the sanest of them all. Her level of frustration increases until she bursts, taking out all her insecurities on her family. Her Aunt Eleanor knows way more than she will tell Abbey, and it is making her insane. She needs to know. Nothing makes sense to her, and until all the pieces are outlined, the fragments of her life will remain jumbled, not coming together to complete the puzzle.

Robert needs to impregnate an Immortal, and it looks as though Abbey is the lucky woman he has sought out to fulfill this role. There are fewer Immortal men than women. Abbey needs solace, so she goes for a horse ride and meets up with Matt, in the woods. Little do they know that Robert is lurking out of sight, watching everything from behind cover. Everyone goes on the hunt to locate her, and when she is found and returns to the house, she returns to Eleanor’s wrath.

“You flee into forgetfulness when the rest of us live with our mistakes. That, my dear, is the definition of coward.” Eleanor turned her back and strode away.

Tough love is used by Boo, to try to nudge Abbey’s memories. Their existence depends on her remembering. The Guild is weakened by Abbey’s amnesia. The shocks are coming hard and fast now. So much activity throughout the whole journey, so far. So many things happening, which will come together at the end, for the big finale.

And what a finale it was! Abbey regained her memory, the Guild regained its full strength. Matt had a hand in the ending, and Robert was finally revealed as the villain he was. He disappeared before they could end him, but he left something behind with Abbey. That act leaving quite the opening for another story.

Although it took me a bit to get the gist of the story, it ended in splendidly explosive style. The characters and story coming together to be a great entertaining read. This was my first book by these authors, and it was a thrill to read it.
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9,561 reviews126 followers
October 2, 2016
4 Stars

Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison is a modern fantasy that has an old world feel to it. This book has a whole lot going on within its pages- there is a fantasy/paranormal/magical theme that is the foundation of the story, but this is interspersed with humour, historical references, time travel, mystery, suspense, action and drama. All these elements amalgamated into a really great read.
Abbey Emerson has been placed in a mental hospital by her family, in the hope of regaining her memory. She had been fairly unresponsive and unable to remember her past ever since a horrible accident left her traumatised.
Since being at ‘The Meadows’ and working with her therapist, Abbey has made remarkable progress with her recovery- now exhibiting a confidence and commanding presence that exceeds her 25 years; but her memories still elude her. Her frustrations are compounded by the nightmares she is subjected to on a nightly basis; she is sure they are significant in some way.
Every year the Emerson family holds a Medieval Faire for the locals, on the grounds of their stately home; ‘The Bastille’ was built almost 300 years ago to resemble a castle. As the date for this year’s Faire fast approaches, Abbey’s family decide that it is time for her to come home. They keep emphasizing the importance of her regaining her memory before the day of the Faire.
Abbey returns home, where two bodies have been discovered, at the site where the Faire is to be held. There are so many incongruities in the case, it is quite baffling. The local Detective has his suspicions about the deaths and that somehow the Emerson family is involved. He is determined to solve the murders.
Strange things begin to happen and Abbey can’t help but feel that her family is keeping secrets from her and that everything is definitely not what it seems.
Abbey eventually discovers that she, along with the rest of her family- are immortal and belong to the Guild of Immortal Women. They are tasked with being the guardians of ‘The Tapestry’ of life- that hangs on the walls of ‘The Bastille’. The Tapestry has been damaged and Abbey’s memories are crucial to repairing it, before all is lost.
We also learn that Abbey is being pursued by another immortal, who is intent on claiming her as his own. He set his sights on her when she was still quite young, and has been watching and waiting for the right opportunity to claim her.
Will Abbey regain her memory in time? Will the Guild be able to repair the tapestry before they lose everything? What does the handsome immortal want with her?
This story had a unique concept; the author was very creative in combining all the elements into and intriguing and well written book.
The characters were interesting and had well developed, and in some cases, quite quirky, personalities.
I enjoyed the historical references and thought they added a nice twist to the story.
It is quite fast paced, divulging a lot of information quite quickly- I was hanging on for the ride, not wanting to miss a thing.
The book is a standalone and the author does wrap up the story- but I felt there were a few questions left unanswered. There is definitely room for more books. (Hint, Hint Mr. Morrison >smiley face<).
I liked this book immensely and recommend it as an engaging read.
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Author 7 books116 followers
April 8, 2015
Very cool premise and adventure surrounding the Tapestry and the Immortal Guild charged to protect it. I loved the idea of it being a gateway between different periods of time. I wanted so much more of this. I loved meeting the few characters who come out of the Tapestry briefly. I had hoped to meet more of them after the Faire. I think there is a lot of fun potential for subsequent books, and I hope more is written with this series.

The pace of the book is fast, and I think it kept my interest high. It only took me a few days to read the book (1) because its a short novel but also (2) because I wanted to learn the mystery behind the Tapestry and Abbey's role. The scenes that brought the pace to a sputtering halt where the chapters in The Meadows. I felt they were not meaningful to the storyline.

The problem with this book is the fact that there is no character growth. I'm not a fan of any of the characters, most especially Lynn. She is crass, disrespects her patients, and has little fear violating HIPAA laws for cute guys and girlfriends. Plus all the patients in The Meadows feel like jokes created for their shock value. They're not funny. I'm not a fan of penis jokes, and there are too many for my taste. The other characters are very two dimensional. They are set in their ways and do not change after the adventure. The women of the Guild mostly yell at each other when they disagree and rarely find solutions together. The most interesting of the Guild was Livia, who was much more subtle in her ways. I liked her subdued yet powerful aura. I felt she showed the most depth. And I loved her Roman references, especially the "plebeian" name calling.



I loved all things in this book related to the Tapestry and the tasks of its Guardians. I appreciated the author gave Abbey a strong faith in God that was respectful in how it was written. I also enjoyed exploring Abbey's questions of what makes her who she is as a person even if she cannot remember her past. There are a lot of great elements of this story. However, there needed to be character development and a lot less "loony bin" caricatures. How interesting would Lynn's job had been if she was dealing with more vulnerable patients who weren't slapstick Jim-Carrey-esque-in-your-face all the time laugh because I whipped out my penis 1-dimensional people? The institution was very disrespectful in nature. Keep the story on the Guild, and the next book has got it made.
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113 reviews4 followers
October 1, 2016
Guild of Immortal Women by David Allen Morrison
5/5 STARS

There’s something strange going on in Montpelier, Vermont, and local police detective Anthony Gordon Mathers intends to find out what! Finding one dead body on the property of a local estate known as the Bastille is bad enough, but finding two simply will not do without answers. The Bastille took two years to build and has been in the Emerson family since the 1700’s. Made to resemble a castle, the family puts on a medieval Faire once a year on the Summer Solstice for the locals. The little matter of the murders needs to be cleared up as the date is fast approaching and the ladies of the family have more pressing issues to see to before the Faire.
Abbey Emerson, finds herself in The Meadows, a local insane asylum with no memories of her past. The only clues she has are the ones that haunt her dreams, fire and water. Lynn Swanson, the forty year old therapist at The Meadows has more than her fair share of work to do there with the mix of residents she cares for, but there is something about Abbey that doesn’t sit right with her. Just as Abbey begins to show some signs of break through, her aunts decide it’s time for her to go home. Against her best judgement Aunt Eleanor and Aunt Ruth show up to bring Abbey home. Eleanor wastes no time insuring Lynn that between her and Ruth and the other aunts, Tommy, Zen, and Livia that Abbey will receive all the best care.
Upon returning home, Abbey is left with no memories and having to learn her history all over again. When she notices the Tapestry that is on the walls, she becomes curious and starts to investigate. This is one time that she may get more than she bargained for. Being an ancient artifact that Guild of Immortal Women are to care for and protect, Abbey will learn about her past one stitch at a time.
Robert de Baudricourt, an immortal is on the prowl to sire a child of his own, but in order to do that he needs to impregnate an immortal woman. He has his sights set on Abbey, while the aunts try to keep her away from him and his motives.
This book was a awesome read that threaded the mystical, romance and history all together to make one amazing read. David Allen Morrison’s writing drew me in from page one. At times it left me wondering will good actually overcome evil this time? Left me wishing for one more page!
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716 reviews2 followers
October 5, 2016
I give Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison and H.L. Melvin 4 stars.

Abbey was brought into the Meadows (an upscale psychiatric hospital) because she has no idea who she is. She keeps having these vivid dreams, one revolving around fire and another about drowning. Her past is a complete blur. Her Aunts come to visit her regularly and her therapist tries to help her remember, but it is of no use. Finally her Aunts decide she is well enough and want to take her home. Lynn, her therapist, is against it but since it was a voluntary check-in, there is nothing she can do. They whisk her back to her home, a large place they call the Bastille.

During all of this, two dead bodies are found on the land of the Bastille. Ironically enough Detective Mathers was one of the people to discover the bodies. The first body appears to be a women in her 80s, but she has multiple piercings and a Mickey Mouse tattoo. These are quite odd for a women of her age and Era of living. The whole situation seems off to Detective Mathers and he vows to find out more. Were the ladies of the Bastille involved? If not, they at least have to know something. He starts he own stake out to keep an eye on the women.

Lynn, Abbey’s therapist, thinks that Abbey was checked out way too early and decides to keep an eye on her. After a visit to the Bastille, she discovers Abbey looks quite lost mentally, her ankle is wounded, and she doesn’t really look like she has been taken good care of. What are these women doing to her? Are they really her Aunts or are they somehow abusing her?

Back at the Bastille, Abbey is being put through the ringer, mentally and physically. Her Aunts claim they are running out of time and she needs to remember who she is. Plus, it seems like there is an evil man after her. And why does the tapestry that covers quite a bit of the wall seem to keep changing. And are there really people coming in and out of it?

This was a fun read. It was not what I was expecting. The detail in the story was amazing and it was quite funny. I do have to admit, there was quite a large cast of characters and it confused me for quite a while. And some of the characters seemed a bit stereotypical, but I’m guessing that was on purpose. I’m sure if I had a family of Aunts like that, life would never be boring. Well done to the authors!
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209 reviews4 followers
September 30, 2016
Magic and Mystery in a Tapestry
This book by David Alan Morrison is the first of his books that I’ve read. If you love wit, magic and mystery then you will enjoy this book.
A young women named Emily is in a home for the mentally challenged. She has amnesia and dreams very vividly of a past she can’t make sense of. Emily loves the people in the Meadows but does find some of the people have really bad peculiarities about them. She feels safe here and gets along very well with her therapist. Sometimes during therapy sessions, they talk about her dreams and Emily talks very quiet and childlike. She comes from a place called the Bastille where a group of women who the town’s people suspect are all lesbians. When you are immortal it doesn’t matter what people say because keeping a low profile is of the upmost importance and little do they know these women have magic. Now her family is back to take her home, so Emily can remember who she is and they can awaken her memories.
Dead bodies start to show up on the grounds of the Bastille and the police can’t understand who they really are because they appear elderly but have modern marking and piercing that suggest they are younger than they appear. The clothes the bodies have on also suggest an era long ago. Matt is totally confused, he is not used to such weird cases, but little does he know it is only going to get worse.
Along one of the walls of the Bastille hangs tapestries depicting the lives of the women and ancient times, these women have to protect these tapestries and try to mend the weak spots because they will become passages for the very people that want the witches’ dead. Emily is the one person to keep these weaknesses solid, but how is she going to do that without dying again?
The one man who must have Emily is an enemy. Robert has his own agenda for Emily. He is always stalking her and watches her ever move. Can he get her away from the witches or will they kill him first? Will Emily remember who she was in her past life? This story unfolds fast and held my attention till the end. David Alan Morrison has a way of telling a very entertaining story! I would recommend this to anyone who loves a mystery.
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5,173 reviews69 followers
October 4, 2016
Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison and H.L. Melvin is about amnesia, magical, and immortal women. This book will make you feel compassion and also the feeling of being a part of the fairytale land. This book will make you realize that not all fairytales are about princesses, balls, and such but can give you excitement and action in whole different magical way.

Abbey Emerson is one of the immortal women that live at Bastille with her Aunts and other immortal women. When Abbey gets amnesia and is put in a home. until one day her Aunts came to get her out to bring her home. From the time Abbey gets home, her Aunts impress upon her to remember what she is forgetting. Things are coming in and out of the tapestry and she doesn't remember why. There is corner of the tapestry was stolen and the Aunts know who has it but the immortal also wants Abbey. Will the Aunts help her gain her memory back? Will she mend the tapestry before its to late? Will the immortal get to her?

Matt Mathers is a detective that happens to find the first body on Bastille property then a few days later another body is found. He knows that the Aunts and Abbey are involved, just not sure how yet. He also knows that many mysterious things have been going on at Bastille but he cannot get any information. When he goes to the Aunts annual Faire and Ritual to speak with Abbey, he finds more than just Abbey. Will he solve his mystery? Will he find more then what he bargains for?

This story about this group of immortal and mortals who will keep you wondering what is going to happen next? They will have you laughing and frustrated. It has a way of mixing reality and magic into all in one story. Will the tapestry get put back together? Will Abbey remember to save all? Secrets are meant to be secrets but will they stay secret?

This is a first read for me by David Alan Morrison and H. L Melvin. David is currently an adjunct instructor of Drama at Skagit Valley Community College. He also works with the local theaters as a director, actor and instructor. H. L. is the author of History Primer. This book is magical and often times humorous. I suggest you read this book as it is a fast easy read and I think that you will enjoy it as much as I have.
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2,047 reviews28 followers
October 4, 2016
Guild Of Immortal Women
By: David Alan Morrison, H L Melvin
5 out of 5 stars
 
The story Guild Of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison and H L Melvin is a Fantasy/Humor book. It tells the story of a group of witches who live at “The Bastille” and put on a Medieval times fair every year. There is a Tapestry hanging on the castle walls. From there both humans and animals can enter and return through the tears in the fabric. Abbey takes care of the tapestry, however she now has amnesia and can’t remember her previous life or how to repair the Tapestry that has fallen into disrepair. The finding of two bodies at “The Bastille” has caused quite an upheaval with both the witches and the police detective that has the job of finding out what happened to both of the women who died. Strange happenings, magic and an Immortal named Robert, with help from a man called the Doctor, are just some of the things the detective must deal with. Why does Robert and the Doctor want to kidnap Abbey? Who are the two women who’s bodies are found and how did they die? Will Abbey finally regain her memories?
 
I have to admit that when I started this book I was not sure what to expect. It is said to never judge a book by its cover and in this case I found the truth in that statement. The story will have to trying to figure out why Abbey has lost her memory, why is she so important that she must be kidnapped and the most important question why is one of the witches running around the castle with no clothes on painted blue? Okay so that last one I don’t think we may ever know however it does show the amount of humor that you find in this book. The group of witches, or as Abbey calls them her aunts, are just too funny. They not only have what I would call strange habits, they bake sweets anytime of the day, they also have different opinions on how things should be handled which leads to confrontations and more baking! What can I say about Robert and the Doctor, they are the bad guys and in a couple of scenes Robert gets just what he deserves as such.
 
If you love fantasy books with a sense of humor and mystery thrown in, this is the book for you. There is adult language and adult themes so I would recommend readers to be 18 years or older.
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October 4, 2016
This was an interesting, slow to start but action packed story. The characters were very well developed and you could tell they definitely have more to tell. Even though there were times that I had to go back a paragraph or so just to clarify who was talking, I am curious to see where these authors take the next story.
As for this story, some questions were left unanswered just to pull the read into wanting more. There are several women, immortal women, claiming to be “sisters”, when in fact they are witches. I’m not sure if they are your standard “Glenda the Good witch” type or more of the “Wicked Witch of the East” type. I do feel that they mean well but are sometimes lead astray. For example:

“I, Abbey said, staring out the window of the limo, believe there is a woman running alongside the car,”
“That would be Boo,” Ruth smiled, as her hands flitted over her needlepoint.
“She’s blue,” Abbey said. Ruth laughed loudly. “Boo does have a fondness for blue!”
“And she’s naked.” “Abbey, dear, your Aunt Boo has a few…idiosyncrasies,” Eleanor muttered from beneath closed eyelids.
“One learns to adapt.”

There are many busy characters running loose in this story including Abbey, who has amnesia and has been sent to The Meadows to recover. While in The Meadows, Abbey makes friends with more colorful characters. Abbey’s therapist, Lynn, discovers something a little different about the women of the guild and believes them to all be lesbians. Other characters in question include Detective Matt, Heather and other “aunts”. Of course with seemingly good witches running about there has to be some type of evil too, which brings us Robert and the Doctor. This story doesn’t exactly end with a happy ending but it does leave you wanting more.
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October 3, 2016

Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison and H.L. Melvn tells the story of a group of Immortal women who live at “The Bastille,” along with many other characters who live in the same small town in Vermont. The story mainly focuses on a girl named Abbey who, though she is an Immortal Woman, has no memory of her past. Because of this, she ends up at “The Meadows,” a mental institution that is mostly filled with strange characters who come from money.

The Immortal women mostly keep to themselves, except for once a year. The women invite all of the people in the community to their annual Faire. Everyone must dress up in medieval costumes as they enjoy the festivities. Otherwise, the women don’t really communicate with the outside world.

When two dead bodies are discovered on land at “The Bastille,” regular people invade the area, threatening the women, who do everything that they can to keep their true identities from the world. This happens just weeks before the Faire and threatens to shut the festivities down.

Though I am not used to reading books like this one, I did really enjoy it. My only complaint would be that there were so many characters sprinkled throughout the book that I couldn’t wait to find out how they all fit together. It read like several books, between the Immortal women’s world, the mental institution, and the investigation into the dead bodies found at “The Bastille.”

Though I had trouble with all of the characters, Morrison and Melvn did fit everyone in together at the end. I was very happy with the ending and how everything came together just right.
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October 10, 2016
The Guild Of Immortal Women by David Allen Morrison and H.L. Melvin was such a unique book out was unlike anything I have ever read before. It certainly earned my 4 star rating. This is not typically the type of book I would read but I'm sure glad I did.

Abbey is the main character of the book. She suffered from memory loss for most of the book and struggled through a lot of the book to regain her memory to help her aunts achieve a huge struggle maintaining their tapestry.

Without spoiling the book I don't want to go anymore into the story line. I really feel this book had more than one main character as you followed many characters closely in this book.

Another character you follow is Detective Matthers. He is a very interesting character as well and I was really hoping to see more of a part of him in this book as he learns some very amazing things about other characters in this book as well as himself.

You are also introduced to Lynn a single woman who is looking for a relationship and failing. She is a social worker who interacts with Abbey. I love her personality and her quirks. She is so funny and i also would've loved to see more of her in this story as well. Perhaps with another character I mentioned :)

My struggle with this book was that I wished some things would've been explained better as you could get kind of lost in the backstory and keeping all of the ladies of the guild straight in my head. There were so many outstanding characters that I really loved and enjoyed to read about. I would like to read more about them and their new adventures.

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December 2, 2014
Guild of Immortal Women

I received a free copy, from the author, in exchange for a review.

There is a Medieval Faire that is being planned for, on the estates of The Bastille. But, things hit a snag, when a couple of dead bodies are found and the circumstances of who the bodies are is even more puzzling. Detective Mathers is left to puzzle this one out, along with Lynn, a social worker who has been working with Abbey, a patient of a psychiatric hospital, that gets release to no other than the inhabitants of The Bastille, Eleanor and Ruth. What comes next is the most bizarre, magical and hilarious meeting of personalities, all of whom just want to get to the bottom of why the bodies were where they were and what they mean.

“Nor I.” The Doctor extinguished the cigar and leaned toward Robert. “The irony is this: The witches could have prevented the Tapestry's disintegration themselves had they replaced Abbey with an alternate sixth warden.” Robert raised his eyebrows. “I say 'why should we do all the work?' Now that Abbey is reunited with the bitches, let the women mend the tears in the Tapestry during the Ritual. Once that is done, we have only to kill them and maintain the gateway.”

I'll have to say that I was impressed with how the author was able to mesh together such a great and intriguing story...all within my home state too! It has a great sense of humor (the character Boo for example) and it was such a quick read that I was sad there was no more. I'll just have to wait for the next one...
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September 30, 2016
Guild of Immortal Women by David Alan Morrison was such a great surprise, everything about the book and the characters was different from what I thought was going to happen or who that person was. The book starts with Abbey in the mental hospital after an accident causes her to lose her memories. Once her memories start to come back through terrible nightmares, her aunts come to pick her up and that is where the fun begins. Each one of her aunts is a little off… Abbey is trying so hard to put the pieces of her life back together, one aunt is running around naked, one is baking a crazy amount of cakes and cookies, one is trying to keep everyone together but no one is helping her. To the aunts, it is imperative that she remembers on her own. While she is trying to remember and her aunts are trying to distract her, Robert is trying to get to her too with the help of the Doctor. What Abbey doesn’t know is that all of the odd things around her all revolve around “the tapestry” and her ability to repair it. As the time starts ticking down and secrets are being revealed, you will have a hard time putting the book down.
This book was so funny; I laughed at the antics and conversation throughout this book and really had fun reading it. I have to say that David Alan Morrison has me completely shocked in some parts, as I did not see some of those twists coming. I think this is a great book that many readers will enjoy; it has something for everyone!
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October 3, 2016
At first this book was a little confusing and a little hard to follow. However, I am glad that I stuck with it and finished the book. After reading the first few chapters, I couldn’t put thee book down. David Allan Morrison and H. L. Melvin has created a captivating story about witches and warlock’s. They take events from history and weave their own take on those events. This is a wonderful novel filled full of suspense for young adults and even adults. You are transported into paranormal world that where anything is possible. These two authors have a wonderful intriguing writing style that just draws you in to where you can’t put the book down.
Abbey is a young immortal witch who has lost her memory. She has a major role in the ritual that her aunts and her put on during the faire, but she can’t remember anything that she has done or what she is supposed to do. Her aunts try to be patient with her but time is running out. When Robert and the Doctor realize that Abbey doesn’t remember anything, they plan to kidnap her and try to kill her aunts. When there are murdered females found on the property, a detective steps in and tries to solve them. He thinks that the aunts and Abbey are involved somehow and is determined to prove it. When Robert kidnaps Abbey, the detective decides to help the aunts get her back. With and ending that will leave you wondering if there is another book to happen.
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October 4, 2016
Abbey is a young woman with no recollection of who she is or of her past. All she has is flashes of memories in dreams and a lingering feeling that something isn’t right. After arriving at The Meadows, an expensive mental institution, in a semi-catatonic state, she has finally recovered enough to return home with her Aunts to the family home the Bastille. But her homecoming may not be the happy event it should be. Does the recent body found on the grounds and the mysterious Frenchman have anything to do with her slowly returning memories? And was the accident that took Abbey’s memories an attempt to get her out of the way – permanently?

At first, I was skeptical of this book. With the short synopsis and a historical looking cover, I thought for sure I was settling down to read a fantasy novel with sorcery and a medieval time period. (All of this is acceptable, mind you, and enjoyable.) But what the author delivers is a humorous, modern mystery with a complex story line and a touch of history. The characters are well-developed and the world they inhabit is rich in detail. I enjoyed many of the characters, but the motley crew at The Meadows is what really pulled me in. Edna, an elderly woman with a walker and Abbey’s roommate, is hysterical! I found myself laughing out loud multiple times during her exchanges with Heather, a rather clueless CNA. I highly recommend spending an evening with the Guild of Immortal Women.
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October 8, 2016
Guild of the Immortal Women
By David Alan Morrison, H. L. Melvin
☆☆☆☆
This novel is a standalone, paranormal, mystery, comedy and a lot of history. This book will take you on an adventure through time.

Lynn,works as a therapist in a mental hospital. She has a crazy group that she loves and protects. She becomes worried for Abbey after she meets the Aunt's. She also thinks Robert is such a protective Uncle to Abbey.

Abbey had been in the mental hospital suffering from amnesia. When she leaves with her Aunt's. They try many things to help Abbey find herself. Before the Faire.

Detective Mathers is on a case involving two dead bodies. Found on the property belonging to Abbey’s family. He believes Abbey and her Aunt's are involved, now he has to prove it.

Robert is after Abbey to impregnate her and kill the Aunt's.

David Alan Morrison and his sister H. L. Melvin write a funny paranormal story. There is so many events going on. A little something for everyone. The police found bodies on the property, problem is they are too old yet too young. Lynn is trying to help Abbey, she feels Abbey is in trouble with the Aunt's. Then there are the Tapestry that come to life. That need to be repaired before the people escape and change history. Let's not forget the naked blue lady. Who makes you laugh throughout the story.
I liked that there was always something going on in this story. I also liked how the sisters were all unique in their own way. Such a fun story.
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October 2, 2016
What a ride you take when you read this book. If you like fantasy books, then I highly recommend this book. This is like nothing I have read before and I am still trying to wrap my head around this story. It has witches, people with weird habits, narcissists, and Death just to name some of the groups of characters that make this book such a good time.
This story is centered around Abbey whom we meet while she is resting in a mental health facility so that she may regain her memory. She is an integral part of the Guild and it is vital that she remember who she is before the annual Faire commences in roughly two weeks. Her “aunts” bring her home in the hopes that it will jog her memory so they can fulfill their destiny. But of course, others have plans to stop them. Throw in time travel and magic and you have a recipe for an intriguing read that will have you turning the pages as fast as you can.
This has so much going on that if you don’t pay attention you will miss something and trust me you don’t want to miss anything. It being based in two different eras, there is a lot to take in which is something that definitely kept me on my toes as I read this. I have never been to a Renaissance Faire but reading this makes me want to find one and go and I think you will too.
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October 13, 2016
Detective Anthony Mathers Jr toke one last picture of the dead womens ankle tattoo. He didn’t want murder associated with the ladies. Elenor and the other women of the Bastile were regional icons. They were very generous with their family money to different charity causes. Anthony had never met anyone who disliked any of the Emerson family for the past hundred years. Janet worked for the Dept. of Forests and Parks. Lynn was the therapist at the Meadows a psychiatric hospital. Abby was a patient there who was just starting to get her memory back but Abbu was being released and going back home with her aunts to the Bastile. Lynn thought Abby should stay longer and Abby wanted to until she was shown a trinket by her Aunt Elanor then Abby became okay with leaving quickly. Then Abby’s aunts are trying to get Abby to quickly remember so the tapestry can be fixed that holds
This was a pretty good story. It did take me a while to be able to start to understand this story. This story did have alot to it: villians, time travel, dead “old” bodies, murder, mystery, insanity, some history, a broken tapestry, amnesia, action, magic, trechery, and alot more. The ending seemed a little rushed but did seem to leave an opening for another book but by doing so did leave some things unansweredand I didn’t really care for that. But I did enjoy the ins and outs.
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May 14, 2015
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A group of somewhat different women, a mysterious tapestry, two dead bodies and Abbey who's lost her memory make for a nice fantasy mystery.

After her 'Aunts' take her home from the mental hospital in which she was hospitalized early so she can continue her treatment in their home, the Bastille, it's immediately clear that there is more to it. Much more. It's very important that she remembers, but what?

It was definitely a read that kept me interested all along (but it was only a relatively short novel). I liked the story about the time travel and the tapestry. I was a bit less taken in with the story that took place in the mental hospital, all the patients there seemed like slapstick characters made for a quick laugh (that wasn't there). The same goes with the numerous lesbian jokes, it could have been a bit less.

But the story in itself was quite interesting and it kept me guessing for some time. The ending felt a bit rushed and not everything is explained by the end of the story. I think there will probably be a sequel...

Thanks to the publisher and Netgalley for providing me with a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!
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April 10, 2015
I received this book in exchange for an honest review.

The novel had an interesting premise, and I wanted to like it much more than I did. The Bastille, an old castle in New England which is home to an unusual group of women, hosts a Medieval Faire every year on its grounds. This year, however, there are complications: the womens' niece, Abbey, has just been released from a mental hospital and still suffers from amnesia; and two dead bodies have been found on the grounds of the Bastille, resulting in the scrutiny of a persistent detective. Of course, there is a deeper reason for the Faire, which becomes apparent as the story progresses.

Unfortunately, the numerous editing errors in the Kindle edition which I read (paragraph breaks in the middle of sentences, lacking paragraph breaks when different people were speaking) were very distracting to me. I wanted much more information about the women who lived at the Bastille and their long histories; I felt like their characters were quirky, but not really fleshed out. And, I was left with questions about some of the other patients from the mental hospital - their seeming ability to identify evil was never explained.

Overall, an interesting read, but not one I'd recommend highly.
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