Fandom: Harry Potter Relationship: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy -------------------------------------------------- Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic!
This fic is a funny take on the Bachelor we all know. Hermione enters the Bachelor because her mother pushed her to find a husband and Draco keeps her in the competition to humiliate her (which he really doesn't do).
The characters are so out of the original version that I had a really hard time finishing it even tho it is a very short fic. The relationship didn't make any sense and neither did the rivalry. In fact none of their actions made any sense at all.
Ah, one of the first Dramione fics I've ever read Personal Rating: 4 ☆
Those were the days man..
When everyone though Blaise Zabini is a bloody girl! I'm having flashback about the whole fandom went to chaos when in Half-Blood Prince, Jo stated that Blaise is indeed a guy.. I always knew he's a guy like seriously the name itself have the "alpha-male" vibe though.
So this fics include Fanon!Blaise and since this fics was published in 2004, don't put your hope high bc it doesn't include anything about the war or/and detailed infos about everyone characteristics & life after the war.
Yes, I read this. No, it wasn't worth it. My only excuse is that it comes up on the first page of most-favorited Dramione stories on FFN (rated K through T). This is a classic example of why you should not trust that feature to turn up the best stories.