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I GOT TOO HIGH AND WOKE UP IN A LAND OF THICK PITBULLS
I GOT TOO HIGH AND WOKE UP IN A LAND OF THICK PITBULLS
by JR Chitlins
DreShawn Jenkins was just tryna vibe.
One puff of a glowing blunt from Zae’s stash, and next thing you know, he’s passed out on his mama’s couch and wakes up in a dimension filled with thick, powerful pitbull women wearing Fashion Nova and cosmic energy.
Welcome to the Pittyverse — a mystical, hood-inspired realm where bounce determines rank, collars hold ancestral power, and prophecy pups might twerk their way into ruling the galaxy.
Mistaken for a legendary “Barkblood Heir,” DreShawn is thrown into trials he never asked twerk battles, loyalty tests, cosmic babysitting, and spiritual leash ceremonies. Alongside BoneQuisha — the thicc and wise queen of the realm — DreShawn must uncover his true destiny, fight off bitter exes, survive a war with the Chihuahuaverse, and father 25 glowing children who might just change the universe.
He came here high.
But he stayed on purpose.
by JR Chitlins
DreShawn Jenkins was just tryna vibe.
One puff of a glowing blunt from Zae’s stash, and next thing you know, he’s passed out on his mama’s couch and wakes up in a dimension filled with thick, powerful pitbull women wearing Fashion Nova and cosmic energy.
Welcome to the Pittyverse — a mystical, hood-inspired realm where bounce determines rank, collars hold ancestral power, and prophecy pups might twerk their way into ruling the galaxy.
Mistaken for a legendary “Barkblood Heir,” DreShawn is thrown into trials he never asked twerk battles, loyalty tests, cosmic babysitting, and spiritual leash ceremonies. Alongside BoneQuisha — the thicc and wise queen of the realm — DreShawn must uncover his true destiny, fight off bitter exes, survive a war with the Chihuahuaverse, and father 25 glowing children who might just change the universe.
He came here high.
But he stayed on purpose.
73 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 15, 2025
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February 7, 2026
it's funny.....the story didn let down .....I love this story
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