The Most F*cking Ridiculous and Annoying Book (It Doesn’t Deserve A Title): Sometimes, You Need a Good Laugh and say, "F*ck it!" A Time Travel Comedy

by Mike Hunt

Welcome to this book. Congratulations! You’ve made the courageous, although highly questionable, decision to read something that may or may not have a point. ( There Isn’t One.)Listen, folks, this book, has words. Tremendous words. The best words, believe me. Some are huge—huge!—because frankly they’ve got lots of letters, so many letters, more than you’ve ever seen. Others? Small. Tiny. Like that little guy in the locker room—sad!—you know, the one who shouldn’t be stripping down in front of everybody, terrible idea, folks. I’ve even made up some words, incredible words, because I can, I’m like an explorer but with a computer discovering new vocabulary. Maybe I’ll write a dictionary with my new words. It’ll be a great dictionary. The best. There’s even some bad words in here, folks, very naughty, the best bad words, nobody does bad words better than me. Nobody.Allow me to introduce myself. My name is… well, that’s not important. But if you must know, my friends call me That F*cking Awesome Guy. Whoa, check out that abbreviation! Okay, maybe it’s: That Guy That Talks Too Much and Never Gets to the Point. I never understood that. But you, my new friend, you may call me… Wade. That’s such a cool name, I wish it were mine. My lady friends could call me Wadey. Some people say my voice sounds like that Ryan guy that wears a red and black mask. Keep that in mind while you read this piece of shit, I mean, oh what the F!? I mean this marvelous piece of work. Way to interest the reader from the starting line, eh? For now, feel free to address me The Mysterious Narrator With A Cool Voice. Doesn’t that sound cool? Yes, that feels right. So right. Okay then.There will be errors. So, you English majors can shove a dic-tionary up your turd cutter. Most errors are on purpose, because I’m an as*hole and I have a dry sense of humor. Hey, it makes me laugh. So, to set it straight, (I don’t know what that means) there will be misspelled words (I like how the red lines look), words that don’t exist, paragraph errors (indents, font size, etc.)Now that you’ve been properly welcomed, I suppose we should get started. Buckle up, cupcake!

133 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 16, 2025

Reviews

[Jason Russell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Unlike anything else!

This book is definitely not copying anything else! It's hilariously bad! I like the author's sense of humor. If you're looking for a good laugh, this is a good one. I've also read this author's book, "Ricky's Rooster:A Big Black Cock." That book made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before. I'm looking forward to more books from this writer.