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After a decades-long stint in prison, former serial killer Carol is looking to kick back and relax in her new retirement home...until a fellow resident drops dead and Carol has to prove she actually didn't do it this time....

Carol is delighted to be leaving her tiny prison cell behind to take her place in a luxury retirement home. She's hoping her past as a serial killer won't come to light so she can make a few friends and find some murder-free hobbies. But it's not long before a fellow resident—who happens to be a former police commissioner—drops dead, and Carol's true identity is leaked—making catching up over daily activities of bingo and baking rather awkward.

Just her luck, Carol soon realizes that the victim wasn't the only former law enforcement officer at Sheldon Oaks—it's filled to the brim with former cops, barristers, and government representatives, her newfound friends included. And everyone thinks Carol's guilt is a no-brainer, but she is ready to prove them dead wrong...without killing anyone, for once.

272 pages, Hardcover

First published February 17, 2026

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516 reviews87 followers
Review of advance copy
February 10, 2026
Senior citizen sleuths and murder clubs are popping up everywhere lately, in books and on TV. Some of these are The Thursday Murder Club, Vera Wong's Unsolicited Advice for Murderers, Too Old for This, Man on the Inside, Only Murders in the Building, and now, I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home. Sometimes ludicrous and often hilarious these geriatric retirees are anything but dumb or lazy.

Carol Quinn is a serial killer. She committed the crimes (7 of them) and then did her time (35 years in prison) but now she wants to put that all behind her and move on with her life and maybe at the same time make a few friends. She's hoping to fit in some relaxation when she moves into a posh retirement home in North London, but somehow trouble seems to find her.

While she is enjoying a cup of tea on her balcony a body comes sailing over the roof of the building and lands headfirst onto the cement below. The victim is pronounced dead, and it doesn't take much time before all eyes and fingers are pointing at Carol. She soon realizes that the only way for her to get out of this sticky situation is for her to find the real killer or killers herself.

Carol ends up enlisting the help of a few of her quirky neighbors. Readers will have fun just trying to keep up with this elderly group of Agatha Christie and Sherlock Holmes wannabes. What ensues is a rollicking entertaining fun time that will surely appeal to cozy mystery fans and puzzle enthusiasts alike. I may have chuckled a time or two myself.

My sincere thanks to Berkley Publishing and Book Browse for sending me an ARC of this delightful book in exchange for an honest review.
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1,149 reviews119 followers
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
February 15, 2026
The Thursday Murder Club meets Too Old For This

This was a fun, highly entertaining, cozy mystery. I loved the characters and I felt the audiobook made the story even better!

It's worth reading just to find out what can go wrong with nail scissors. #iykyk
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3,323 reviews451 followers
February 2, 2026
In Fergus Craig's witty and engaging comedic whodunit, I'M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME, the enigmatic story revolves around Carol Quinn, a feisty 75-year-old woman with a shadowy past as a retired serial killer.

With her razor-sharp wit and an undeniable charm, Carol navigates the complexities of life in a seemingly peaceful luxury retirement community, where the facade of tranquility is shattered by unexpected twists and dark secrets lurking behind closed doors. As the plot unfolds, readers will be drawn into a delightful blend of humor and suspense, questioning the nature of crime and morality among the elderly.

About...

Meet Carol, a 75-year-old former serial killer. A sharp, laugh-out-loud whodunit with surprising heart, the novel follows Carol—a former serial killer newly released from prison—who just wants a quiet life in a luxury retirement home. Unfortunately, when a fellow resident turns up dead, and Carol’s past is exposed, she must solve the murder to prove she didn’t do it this time… all while living among former cops, barristers, and government officials who are very sure she did.

Highlights...

A Fresh Start: 
After 35 years in prison for seven homicides, Carol is released and moves into Sheldon Oaks, a luxury retirement home in Hampstead. She plans to keep her past a secret and enjoy quiet hobbies such as baking.

The Incident: 
While sitting on her patio, Carol witnesses fellow resident Sir Desmond Crisp fall to his death from the roof.

Blown Cover: 
The victim was a former police commissioner, and soon Carol’s true identity as a serial killer is leaked to the entire facility. She immediately becomes the prime suspect for the murder.

Unlikely Allies: 
To clear her name, Carol teams up with a group of "bored" residents who have their own law-related backgrounds, including an ex-cop named Geoffrey, a former pathologist named Catherine, and a former Home Secretary named Margaret.

The Investigation: 
Carol uses her "expertise" as an actual killer to help the group snoop around and develop theories, though her new friends are understandably nervous that she might murder them too.

The Reveal: 
The mystery culminates in a dramatic "performance" at a karaoke night, where the identity of the real killer is finally unmasked.


My thoughts...

A cleverly crafted whodunit, Fergus Craig masterfully weaves a tapestry of humor and intrigue, guiding readers through a labyrinth of suspense and wit. With a comedic lens that both entertains and engages, he delves into profound themes of the elderly and justice. This delightfully amusing mystery is punctuated by a darker undercurrent, offering a unique blend of laughter and contemplation that keeps readers on the edge of their seats.

You can't help but adore Carol! Carol Quinn is a complex character driven chiefly by self-preservation. As a retired serial killer with a troubled past, she finds herself entangled in a murder mystery that threatens to tarnish her hard-won freedom. With an urgent need to clear her name and evade the grim prospect of returning to prison, her actions unfold in a tense blend of intellect and instinct.

Her "moral compass" operates on a pragmatic level; she’s more concerned with survival than with notions of right and wrong. Against this compelling backdrop, a cast of quirky and eccentric characters springs to life, adding layers of humor and intrigue to the narrative. This captivating tale promises to keep you thoroughly entertained from start to finish!

A major theme is the underestimation of older women. Carol is frequently ignored or patronized because she looks like a harmless 75-year-old, yet she possesses a lethal "skill set" that makes her the most capable person in the building. Carol’s new "friends" (ex-cops and government officials) are loath to trust her, and Carol herself is amused by how quickly they turned her into a pariah once her past is leaked. 

Can a person truly move past their history? Carol has "done her time" and wants a fresh start, yet she finds that society (and her neighbors) struggle to see her as anything past her crimes. There is a constant tension between Carol’s history of illegal acts and her current quest for justice. The story suggests that even someone who has broken the law can still be on the "right side of justice" when it counts.

The book explores how society views older people, often treating them as "done" or past their prime. By featuring a cast of former high-level professionals—cops, pathologists, and even a serial killer—it highlights the agency and hidden "badass" nature of the elderly.

While standard cozy mysteries feature retirees with law enforcement backgrounds, Craig flips this by making the lead, Carol Quinn, an actual convicted serial killer.

Charming yet deadly, this is supposed to be a "safe" setting, a luxury retirement home, pointing out the irony of its contents. Carol observes that after decades of being denied metal cutlery in prison, her new home is a "playground" filled with potential weapons.

Themes...

~Redemption and "Moving On."
~The Invisibility of the Elderly
~Justice vs. Legality
~Unlikely Friendships & Community 
~Class and Snobbery 

The title is significant both as a literal plot point and a satirical commentary on the "cozy crime" genre.

I'M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME is a captivating blend of dark humor and intriguing mystery, crafted for fans of the author. This engaging narrative appeals to the spirited senior boomer audience, proving that life still holds endless possibilities for those with a zest for adventure. At its heart is an unstoppable heroine, whose vibrant personality and tenacity shine through, making for a thrilling and entertaining read that celebrates the strength and resilience of life at every age.

Recs...

If you enjoyed the "cracked cozy" style of "I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home," here are my recommendations that also feature dark humor, the older crowd, or subverted mystery tropes.

"Mad Mabel" by Sally Hepworth (2026), Samantha Downing's "Too Old For This." Richard Osman’s “The Thursday Murder Club,” Netlfix’s “A Man on The Inside,” Tess Gerritsen's "The Martini Club series," Phillip Fracassi's "The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre," Joy Fielding's "Jenny Cooper Has A Secret," Elle Cosimano's "Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave," (Mrs. Haggerty), Mark de Castrique's "Secret Lives Mystery series," "An Elderly Lady Is Up to No Good" by Helene Turstenand, "Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers" by Jesse Q. Sutanto, "Killers of a Certain Age," by Deanna Raybourn, and Rebecca A. Keller's "You Should Have Known."

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Special thanks to Berkley and NetGalley for graciously sharing an advanced review copy in exchange for my honest thoughts.

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Pub Date: Feb 17, 2026
My Rating: 5 Stars
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1,007 reviews17 followers
February 11, 2026
The irony of a retired serial killer living among retired law enforcers? I was cracking up from the start.

The premise kept this interesting - Carol having to prove her innocence while finding something special along the way: friends. Craig wrote Carol's voice sharp and funny at the same time. Her thoughts had me smiling throughout. I loved that the author made sure readers get to know her beyond her past.

Audio experience: Joan Walker's narration was fantastic. She kept Carol interesting from start to finish. It was fun listening to Carol maintain her calm demeanor even when every finger was pointing at her.

You'll love this if: You want cozy mysteries with dark humor, unlikely friendships, and protagonists with questionable pasts.

Thank you to Berkley and Penguin Random House Audio for the advance copies.
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1,047 reviews85 followers
February 16, 2026
I read an eARC courtesy of Berkley Publishing Group!

Carol has just gotten out of prison where she was behind bars for being a serial killer. Now she’s retirement age and is moving into a retirement home. She doesn’t reveal that she is a serial killer in hopes to make friends. When one of the other residents of the retirement home falls to their death, Carol’s past comes to light and everyone thinks that she killed the resident. Carol admits to being a serial killer in her past, but she is adamant she didn’t do this. While the other residents embark on an investigation, Carol starts her own investigation. No one will believe it wasn’t her if she can’t find out who it was.

This book is perfect for fans of cozy mysteries! Carol is a hoot! Yes, she was once a serial killer, but she has a fantastic sense of humor too. And the author made sure that we knew her beyond just being a serial killer. Aside from that part of her past, she seemed like a pleasant person!

All of the characters were unique, quirky even, but they all fit together somehow. It was hilarious that Carol found herself in a retirement home with a bunch of police officer/law enforcement. These characters had fun sneaking around and eating special cake. That had to be one of the most funny scenes I’ve read in a long time!

The next best scene was the karaoke dramatic performance where all was revealed. It definitely felt like this book was a little satirical! Even if it didn’t mean to be satirical, it was great.

If you like cozy mysteries that will make you laugh, grab it!

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3,564 reviews1 follower
February 27, 2026
This is a Cozy Mystery. I liked this book ok, but there were parts that moved slow. This book reminded me a lot of The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osmand. If you loved that book I think you would enjoy this book. I received an ARC of this book. This review is my own honest opinion about the book like all my reviews are.
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53 reviews1 follower
December 8, 2025
3.5 rounded up.
Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for this ARC.

When a mysterious death shakes an otherwise peaceful care home, a group of sharp-witted residents refuse to let the truth be brushed aside.
As secrets bubble to the surface, unexpected alliances form between residents and staff.
What follows is a charming, twisty investigation where the most unassuming characters prove to be the most formidable!

I absolutely loved that this story is set in Hampstead—it’s where I grew up, so the familiar locations added a warm, nostalgic layer to the entire reading experience. I also adore books that centre older protagonists rather than the typical middle-aged lead, and this one delivers that brilliantly. The characters bring so much life, humour, and perspective to the story.

The tone is wonderfully balanced with great humour throughout, giving it that cosy-mystery charm without undermining the tension. I I sometimes got a little confused with the characters early on, but that ebbed away as the story settled and everyone found their stride.

Overall, this was a fun, cosy murder mystery—with heart, wit, and a cast I genuinely enjoyed spending time with. I had a great time reading it 😊
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217 reviews4 followers
January 25, 2026
“Seven was Carol’s number. Not a big number. Pathetic really, stopped before she got started, but it was enough to call her a serial killer. Enough to make her point.”

Carol is fresh from prison and ready to settle into her new home - that is until a fellow resident dies and she has to prove she wasn’t the perpetrator. It doesn’t look good that the victim is a former police commissioner and the retirement home is stacked full of law enforcement - cops, barristers and government officials make up her new neighbours. Can she prove she’s actually innocent this time?

“We’d probably work better as a team but I’m getting the sense you don’t want me in your club just yet. It’s a shame because I think we could be phenomenal. A former detective, a former home secretary, a former doctor and me, someone with a bit of practical experience.”

The Thursday Murder Club meets dark humour in this cosy retirement home mystery. With hilarious one liners and a comedic tone that somehow still creates tension and mystery, this was a great read. I had such a fun time reading this!

I loved the characters and how we got to know their backstories - who they were in their ‘youth’ and how they can apply those skills to sleuthing in their retirement. Margaret was my favourite.

Overall I’d really recommend this one!

ARC copy provided by Little Brown & NetGalley in exchange for an honest review
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440 reviews3 followers
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
January 27, 2026
I thought this was going to be a mystery along the lines of The Thursday Murder Club or maybe The Marlow Murder Club, or even an episode of Miss Marple. But, alas, it turned out to have too many points-of-view (mostly characters who sounded the same), and a lot of crudeness (profanity, sexual content, and rather too many gory details). I'm not big on murder mysteries anyway, so I skipped to the end to see who did the killing and then I moved on to the next book on my TBR pile.

Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for an e-ARC of the book in exchange for an honest review.
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2,749 reviews19 followers
September 18, 2025
3.75 stars

This was a different sort of cozy. The main character has just been paroled from prison after serving decades for various murders. Carol confessed to some (but not all) of the people she killed. She is referred to as a serial killer, but there doesn't appear to be any theme or commonality to her victims -- she apparently just offed people who got on her bad side through rudeness, cruelty to animals or some other transgression.

There is lots of dry, stellar Brit humor in this set-up. Carol winds up in an expensive retirement home and when the other residents find out her past, they quickly withdraw the friendship they had originally offered. But then a murder occurs, and guess who gets blamed? Carol figures she'll need to solve the killing or be under suspicion forever. She and three other residents reluctantly band together to investigate.

There is lots to enjoy in this book, including some surprises in the end. But lots of discrepancies too. Carol seems pretty human until they discover a fairly psychotic notebook talking about how she likes to kill people. Margaret is supposed to be a former British Home Secretary, but she often comes across as being ditzy. Geoffrey, a retired cop, is a tremendously annoying know it all. He manages to attract a girlfriend, Catherine, who admits she really only likes him when he is not saying anything. She is a very bright retired pathologist and her attraction to such a low watt bulb is a mystery.

But the banter and Carol's straight-faced asides and the crew's escapades are sometimes hilarious. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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2,333 reviews166 followers
February 20, 2026
With a title like I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home by Fergus Craig, I had to pause and check it out further. A serial killer is moving in...even better. A little humor served up with murder is always wicked good fun.

Carol is a serial killer, convicted of killing seven people. Now, she's being released from prison and heading toward the retirement home. Her murdering days are over, even though she is surrounded by so many murder weapons. How ironic. She also discovers there are plenty of criminal investigators that she will be living with. It looks like she will be on the other side of the coin, when there is a murder at her retirement home. Because her secret is exposed and so many are pointing their fingers at her, she begins her own investigation into the death.

I enjoyed my time at the retirement home. It's not often that I can laugh with a serial killer and watch as they try to solve a crime, instead of commit one. It's fun to meet intriguing characters that keep the easy to read story flowing smoothly. There's even a little romance to be had.

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518 reviews86 followers
January 31, 2026
Thanks so much to my partner PRH Audio for the gifted audiobook! This book was amazing! The story was darkly entertaining and I found myself laughing out loud throughout. Senior murderers are having a moment and I LOVE it. The characters were all so much fun and I loved their dynamics and connections. They all had such interesting backgrounds and I love that an elderly serial killer ended up living in a home with so many people affiliated with the law. It made for quite a wild ride after a resident is murdered! I was able to listen to this audiobook in just two days because I could not stop listening at every opportunity. The audio was phenomenal and I highly recommend listening to the book. Honestly, I wish I could read this again for the first time!
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39 reviews2 followers
February 18, 2026
“Be safe out there, there’s a murderer about.” I’m not the only murderer in my retirement home by Fergus Craig, 🧶.

From the very first chapter, this story delivers nonstop adrenaline wrapped in sarcasm, wit, and perfectly timed comedic relief. What makes the novel shine is its brilliant balance — it’s laugh-out-loud funny while still keeping you fully invested in the mystery of who is really committing the murders. I found myself constantly trying to piece the clues together, only to be surprised again and again.

Carol is such a memorable main character. Watching her fight to clear her name while navigating suspicion, unlikely friendships, and her own complicated past made the story both thrilling and unexpectedly heartfelt. Craig does magic with their writing as they set the tone for sharp humor, quirky supporting cast, and fast pacing— every chapter feels energetic and entertaining, with twists that keep the pages turning.

If you love murder mysteries with clever banter, eccentric characters, and a plot that keeps you guessing while making you laugh, this one is absolutely worth picking up. Darkly funny, suspenseful, and wildly entertaining — this was an easy five-star read for me.


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173 reviews1 follower
November 12, 2025
Although I enjoyed the book , it was very reminiscent of the Thursday Murder Club. And definitely not as good. I envision this as a series and hope it improves in terms of character development and plot. I would like to thank Goodreads Giveaways for the opportunity to read this new series
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Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
February 17, 2026
I’ve never been one of those people who say they can’t wait to “grow old”.

I couldn’t wait to “grow up”, but old? No way.

And yet, as I suspect most of my fellow Gen Xers—and probably all Boomers, out there—have gradually come to realize, is that doing so beats the alternative.

So maybe it’s time to reframe how we look at aging.

If we do our best to maintain our health, stay as fit as possible, keep our brains active, and hang onto our friends, then getting old...er... doesn’t sound like such a scary and dreadful future, right?

Not convinced? (I’m still trying to convince myself, here; this is a work in progress.) Do yourself a solid and pick up a copy of Fergus Craig’s delightful I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home, and see if reading that doesn’t put your mind at ease a bit.


After spending too many decades in prison, just-released ex-serial killer Carol feels like she’s suddenly landed in the middle of a dream, getting to live out the remainder of her “golden years” in luxury at Sheldon Oaks—the poshest-of-posh retirement homes in London.
She’s excited by the prospect of starting a new life—one where, just maybe, she can actually make some friends, and enjoy “normal” stuff.

(Not that she regrets any of the several murders she committed—erm, was convicted for, no need to talk about any as-yet-undiscovered ones—since they were clearly necessary, but still... now in her mid-70s, a less-murder-y life sounds a right treat.)

Of course, that dream promptly goes straight down the tubes, when one of her fellow residents—an ex-police-commissioner, no less—plunges from the rooftop to his untimely demise... which is, in short order, deemed not an accident.

In other words, he was murdered... and just like that, Carol’s heretofore-secret past is exposed to all and sundry.

She’s immediately hauled in for questioning.

Only problem is, Carol knows she most definitely isn’t the killer (this time)... but she’s dying to find out who is.

After the police begrudgingly release her—“not enough evidence...yet”—and another person at the retirement home is gruesomely murdered—someone whom Carol couldn’t possiblty have killed (but, of course, will likely still be blamed for)—she realizes it really is up to her to figure out whodunnit.

But, unlike her years of killing all alone, she’ll finally have some help—a little crew of friends-turned-elderly-sleuths (each, interestingly, some variety of justice-seeking professional, when in their primes... but now, regarded merely as doddering and “old”).

At least, Carol tells herself, no one will need to be killed.

Probably...


Going back to what I said earlier, I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is an absolute delight.

It could easily have skewed “cozy”—a genre which, without doubt, has a vast number of fans (though not me, for the most part)—but it didn’t.

Instead, it combines wit and charm with... spunk. Chutzpah. A little sexy (even briefly skirting around the edges of geriatric raunchiness, if that’s a thing!).

It’s hilarious... and it also feels real. No one—no matter their infirmities or abilities—is mocked, here... yet nor do any of the characters do something it would be nigh impossible physically for them to do.

Rather, author Craig respects, understands, and enjoys his characters, allowing them to be as funny (intentionally and not-so), audacious, obnoxious, anxious, vain, shy (and every other thing each of us, at any age, can feel or be), and plays off of that.

The characters talk and act like older people, sure... but they’re not dead yet(!), nor do they act it.

Is I’m Not the Only Murderer a clever mystery? It is—I didn’t quite know where it was going, until the grand denouement. Is it laugh-out-loud funny, at times? Absolutely. Would I love to see some of these characters again, in another book? You betcha.

[The million-dollar question: Am I the teensiest bit less scared of “growing old”? Maybe even that. (Maybe.)]

Bottom line, just put I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home in your cart—physical or virtual—stat. Because no matter how young, old, or anywhere in between you are (or feel), you deserve a fun read... and this one delivers in spades on that front.
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201 reviews4 followers
February 18, 2026
Die 75-jährige Carol Quinn hat 35 Jahre die Strafe für ihre sieben Serienmorde abgesessen. Nun siedelt sie direkt vom Gefängnis nach Sheldon Oaks in Hampstead North, London um. Sheldon Oaks ist eine Luxus Wohneinrichtung für ältere Menschen. Quasi ein fünf Sterne Hotel für Gäste über 65, mit Concierge, Restaurant, Bar, Pool, Gym, Sauna, Tennisplatz, Bibliothek usw. Alles hat Klasse.

Auch wenn das Leben für Carol hier neu und anders ist, lebt sie sich schnell ein und findet Gesellschaft im Back Club der Wohnanlage. Sie trifft sich jeden Freitag um 10:30 Uhr mit Geoffrey, Margaret, Catherine und Desmond. Carol fühlt sich wohl mit den anderen Bewohnern, die besser nicht wissen, dass sie eine Serienkillerin ist. Doch dann erinnert sich Geoffrey irgendwann an sie, er hat damals selbst an ihrem Fall gearbeitet und auch Margaret war seinerzeit an der Verurteilung beteiligt. Es stellt sich heraus, dass die Anlage von lauter ehemaligen Polizisten, Inspektoren, Verteidigern, Politikern und sogar einer Krimi Autorin bewohnt wird. Denkbar schlecht für Carol.

Beim Frühstück merkt sie dann an den abweisenden oder erschrockenen Reaktionen der anderen, dass ihr Geheimnis gelüftet wurde. Aber dann fällt später in ihrer Wohnung plötzlich ein Körper vom Dach an ihrem Balkon vorbei und unten liegt dann ein Toter. Nur wenige Stunden nach ihrer Enthüllung wurde jemand ermordet, sie steht bei den Bewohnern sofort unter Verdacht. Um nicht wieder im Gefängnis zu landen, muss sie den Mörder finden. Und die anderen drei Bewohner ermitteln quasi um die Wette gegen sie.

Die Geschichte endet mit einem Show Down, der durch die Beteiligten älteren Herrschaften speziell wird, gefolgt von einer Auflösung im klassischen Agatha Christie Stil. Der Schluss kann überraschen und der Fall ist komplexer als gedacht.

Ehrlich gesagt bin ich mit recht hohen Erwartungen in das Buch gegangen, da es von der Konstellation und dem Setting an die Bücher um den Donnerstagsmordclub erinnert. Der Autor spielt geschickt mit den erwarteten Ähnlichkeiten und schafft es, dass sein Krimi trotzdem überraschend anders bleibt.

Wie bei den Büchern von Richard Osman würde sich hier auch sicher jeder so eine schöne luxuriöse Wohnanlage wie Sheldon Oaks für sein Alter wünschen.

Am Anfang springt das Buch gleich mit sehr makaberem, schrägen Humor rein in Carols Geschichte. Sie hat immer nur Männer getötet, die sie genervt haben, ohne die die Welt besser dran war. Die weiteren Bewohner sind interessante, sympathische Figuren. Geoffrey der Ex-Polizist, Margaret die Ex-Innenministerin, Catherine die ehemalige Gerichtsmedizinerin und Desmond, der ehemalige Leiter der Metropolitan Police. Ebenso hegt man Sympathien für die Serienkillerin Carol, auch wenn sie nach und nach über ihre brutalen Taten berichtet. Aber trotzdem möchte sie in Sheldon Oaks doch so gerne Freunde finden und dazu gehören.

Das Buch liest sich flüssig und spannend. Nachdenklich wird der Krimi mit dem Blick auf das Älterwerden und die Möglichkeiten der Resozialisation. Der skurrile, schwarze Humor setzt sich durch die ganze Geschichte fort, man muss immer mal wieder Lächeln oder Auflachen.

Fazit: Sehr gute Unterhaltung!
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201 reviews4 followers
February 18, 2026
Die 75-jährige Carol Quinn hat 35 Jahre die Strafe für ihre sieben Serienmorde abgesessen. Nun siedelt sie direkt vom Gefängnis nach Sheldon Oaks in Hampstead North, London um. Sheldon Oaks ist eine Luxus Wohneinrichtung für ältere Menschen. Quasi ein fünf Sterne Hotel für Gäste über 65, mit Concierge, Restaurant, Bar, Pool, Gym, Sauna, Tennisplatz, Bibliothek usw. Alles hat Klasse.

Auch wenn das Leben für Carol hier neu und anders ist, lebt sie sich schnell ein und findet Gesellschaft im Back Club der Wohnanlage. Sie trifft sich jeden Freitag um 10:30 Uhr mit Geoffrey, Margaret, Catherine und Desmond. Carol fühlt sich wohl mit den anderen Bewohnern, die besser nicht wissen, dass sie eine Serienkillerin ist. Doch dann erinnert sich Geoffrey irgendwann an sie, er hat damals selbst an ihrem Fall gearbeitet und auch Margaret war seinerzeit an der Verurteilung beteiligt. Es stellt sich heraus, dass die Anlage von lauter ehemaligen Polizisten, Inspektoren, Verteidigern, Politikern und sogar einer Krimi Autorin bewohnt wird. Denkbar schlecht für Carol.

Beim Frühstück merkt sie dann an den abweisenden oder erschrockenen Reaktionen der anderen, dass ihr Geheimnis gelüftet wurde. Aber dann fällt später in ihrer Wohnung plötzlich ein Körper vom Dach an ihrem Balkon vorbei und unten liegt dann ein Toter. Nur wenige Stunden nach ihrer Enthüllung wurde jemand ermordet, sie steht bei den Bewohnern sofort unter Verdacht. Um nicht wieder im Gefängnis zu landen, muss sie den Mörder finden. Und die anderen drei Bewohner ermitteln quasi um die Wette gegen sie.

Die Geschichte endet mit einem Show Down, der durch die Beteiligten älteren Herrschaften speziell wird, gefolgt von einer Auflösung im klassischen Agatha Christie Stil. Der Schluss kann überraschen und der Fall ist komplexer als gedacht.

Ehrlich gesagt bin ich mit recht hohen Erwartungen in das Buch gegangen, da es von der Konstellation und dem Setting an die Bücher um den Donnerstagsmordclub erinnert. Der Autor spielt geschickt mit den erwarteten Ähnlichkeiten und schafft es, dass sein Krimi trotzdem überraschend anders bleibt.

Wie bei den Büchern von Richard Osman würde sich hier auch sicher jeder so eine schöne luxuriöse Wohnanlage wie Sheldon Oaks für sein Alter wünschen.

Am Anfang springt das Buch gleich mit sehr makabem, schrägen Humor rein in Carols Geschichte. Sie hat immer nur Männer getötet, die sie genervt haben, ohne die die Welt besser dran war. Die weiteren Bewohner sind interessante, sympathische Figuren. Geoffrey der Ex-Polizist, Margaret die Ex-Innenministerin, Catherine die ehemalige Gerichtsmedizinerin und Desmond, der ehemalige Leiter der Metropolitan Police. Ebenso hegt man Sympathien für die Serienkillerin Carol, auch wenn sie nach und nach über ihre brutalen Taten berichtet. Aber trotzdem möchte sie in Sheldon Oaks doch so gerne Freunde finden und dazu gehören.

Das Buch liest sich flüssig und spannend. Nachdenklich wird der Krimi mit dem Blick auf das Älterwerden und die Möglichkeiten der Resozialisation. Der skurrile, schwarze Humor setzt sich durch die ganze Geschichte fort, man muss immer mal wieder Lächeln oder Auflachen.

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1,616 reviews11 followers
February 19, 2026
Carol Quinn is retired. She bought herself a room at a fancy retirement home, one with a sauna and restaurant and soft furniture and activities like karaoke. She just wants a comfortable place to retire after where she’d been. She joins the baking club to make friends. She does the crossword puzzles she enjoys. She goes where she wants when she wants, and no one stops her. After forty years in prison, that’s a gift.

Carol is a serial killer. When she was young, she killed several people and buried them in a nearby park (it was a popular park for that purpose). When she got caught, she admitted to what she did and she did her time. Now, she’s done with prison and done with killing (probably), and she’s ready to enjoy a quiet life.

But as she’s sitting on her balcony one day, a body comes flying off the roof past her. She goes downstairs to investigate, and she realizes quickly that she just witnessed a murder. She instantly realizes the danger she’s in. If someone recognizes her as a serial murderer, then Carol’s quiet retirement is over. So she knows that she has to figure out who the killer is to protect her future.

As she starts asking questions of the people in the retirement home, she sees that it is not a typical retirement home. There is the retired police officer, the crime writer, the pathologist, and the retired home secretary.. Oh, and the guy Carol recognizes from the time they were both burying bodies in the park at the same time. And the victim? A retired police commissioner.

Carol’s true identity does come out, and the police take her to the station to question her, but this time she didn’t kill anyone. With the help of some new friends, she will figure out who killed the former police commissioner and why. But not before she learns that life at a retirement home isn’t just knitting and napping. There is also plenty of sex, drugs, and outdated World War II anthems.

I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is a fun take on a murder mystery, with a unique setting and an unusual female lead. Carol is smart and not afraid of the truth, and I loved how she went after the answers she was wanting. She’s not afraid to play up the perceptions of the elderly (“Can I get your podcast on cassette?”) while reading a room with ease. I was a little disappointed in the ending, in that it didn’t set us up for another book about Carol, but I was still so happy to get to spend time with her. Carol is a killer character, and this book is solid mystery fun.

Egalleys for I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home were provided by Berkley through NetGalley, with many thanks, but the opinions are mine.
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589 reviews73 followers
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
February 2, 2026
Serial killer Carol, just released from prison, has found a cozy apartment at a fancy retirement home, and is looking forward to enjoying freedom and perhaps making new friends. She takes a baking class and is beginning to feel comfortable, when someone discovers her past and the other residents begin to avoid her. It’s heartbreaking. As she’s sitting alone on her balcony with her morning coffee one day, a body falls past her to his death, and she hears a scuffling sound on the roof. She’s sure it’s murder, the police are sure it’s suicide. When she puts herself forward, the police arrest her, simply because of her past.

She reaches out to one of her new almost friends, Margaret, a fluffy old lady with crumbs on her cardigan, who also happened to have been the home secretary before she retired. She gets Carol out of jail pronto and the two decide to investigate the murder themselves and clear Carol’s name. They are somewhat reluctantly joined by Geoffrey (a retired policeman) and Catherine, all from the baking class.

As Carol investigates, she discovers another killer she’d encountered once burying a body (business like nod for them) as well as a welter of clues, helped a great deal by Margaret’s connections and insider access. The two police detectives in charge of the case are halfway efficient – one is an older guy blowhard who goes for the obvious solution, the other a younger woman who is trying to investigate in a coherent manner. Carol is still a tempting suspect, so it takes lots of work for the four sleuths to get to the truth.

There are some pretty funny red herrings and, as in Richard Osmond’s books, a pretty clear-eyed look at the mechanics of aging and its limitations. The new owner of their swanky retirement home has cluelessly installed a climbing wall – for 70+ and 80- year olds – but the most popular activities are croquet, baking, and karaoke. The bittersweet with the actually sweet makes this a lovely read as the four sleuths begin to trust each other as friends.

When Carol does solve the case (as of course she does) she insists on a denouement, Poirot style, with everyone assembled at karaoke. This involves the discovery of another body or two. The resolution is as bittersweet as the entire story, but what will remain with me is the humor (author Craig does stand up) and the budding friendship between the four main characters. Finding friendship at any age is a miracle, and Craig seems fully cognizant of that fact. This was a completely enjoyable, well plotted read.
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3,320 reviews1,779 followers
February 18, 2026
Favorite Quotes:

In London, you were never more than a few feet from a millionaire and a crackhead. In the case of some rockstars, you could find both housed in the same person.

Belinda tossed her hair around like an armless woman with nits.

Last night, after the excitement of Carol’s arrest, she’d had a slow dance with Geoffrey... To her surprise, she’d found herself rather liking it. That was until Geoffrey had started talking… It had been a shame because, until he’d started talking, Catherine had, in that moment, found herself rather attracted to Geoffrey. Companionship, human contact— they could be nice things to have. If she could just stop the man from opening his mouth. Perhaps she’d wait until Geoffrey showed signs of dementia and seduce him when he became mute.

“People look at us and think we’re just sitting around in nappies doing jigsaws. We’re not a hundred, you know! We’ve got get-up-and-go! Geoffrey and Catherine shagged yesterday!” Margaret spat out her tea… “I apologize if I’ve offended you. You are all very capable killers, I don’t doubt it.”

He’d always shaved his face, had a haircut once a fortnight, but hair from the shoulders down just grew as it grew, like an undisturbed patch of woodland on the edge of town. In old age it had grown into a white, cloud-like mound, like a small sheep… It was what it was. The men of today, they apparently trimmed, shaped, and some of them— he’d learned— even shaved.

In Jim, Desmond had a man at the center of a crime gang… And in Desmond, Jim had the man at the top of the Met. Together, they ran North London. Two cheeks of the same arse.

My Review:

Peals of laughter burst out of me several times during my gleeful perusal. I’ve never heard of Fergus Craig before, but I find myself wanting to amass and read all his previous and future books, as he has definitely been gifted with incredible wordcraft and crazy good word voodoo. I quickly fell under his spell and tumbled into a wryly amusing vortex populated with a uniquely curated collection of white-haired denizens sipping copious amounts of tea and gin and tonics while engaging in gossip, snooping on each other, and puzzling out a series of murders.

The writing style was fresh, nimble, thoughtfully insightful, observant, crisp, remarkably clever, delightfully witty, deliciously devious, and highly entertaining.

In a nutshell, it was fabulous and giggle-snort worthy.
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2,876 reviews3,786 followers
February 15, 2026
3.5 stars, rounded up
I’ve been on a kick of humorous mysteries lately. Ones with a more sardonic wit work best for me. I’m Not The Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is the latest. Carol is a serial killer. She’s just been released from prison and is now happily ensconced in a retirement home. But one day, while she’s sitting out on her balcony, she witnesses one of the residents do a header from the roof just as she hears footsteps running away. This leads to her history being revealed and many of her neighbors shying away from her, thinking she’s to blame.
The book uses a third person narrative, primarily focusing on Carol. I would have preferred multiple first person narratives, but that’s a personal preference.
The humor too often veered towards the juvenile. Many of the characters are cliches, as is the humor associated with them. The retired detective who has to tell the current ones how to do their jobs, as well as mansplaining everything to the ladies of the community. The current DI with a horrible sense of humor. Margaret, who is always eating and keeps food in her purse. Unlike the armchair detectives of the Thursday Murder Club, this group tends towards the ditsy. I found it hard to believe a Home Secretary would be so scatterbrained. Carol was the only character I appreciated, because like her, bad manners and animal abuse make me want to commit murder. I am always reminded of the song “I’ve Got A Little List” from The Mikado.
Turns out, everyone has a bit of a dark side. But at heart, it’s about finding friendship in our later years.
But occasionally, the author just nails the stereotypes about the elderly as when the retirement home insists on entertainment geared towards generations well passed. As in: “We’ll Meet Again” started up for the fourth time. I went to see David Bowie, thought Carol.
Craig isn’t afraid to make fun of the genre, even making inside jokes. It’s an easy read with just enough dark bits that it doesn’t feel trite.
My thanks to Netgalley and Berkley for an advance copy of this book.
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7,355 reviews2,630 followers
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
February 16, 2026
"If you don't stop accusing me of murder, I'm going to kill you, I really am."

Yes . . . it's ANOTHER old-people-solve-a-mystery book. Did the world REALLY need another one?
Probably not, but I did enjoy this one.

Craig's book has got a twist - a serial killer has been released from prison after a decades long sentence, and is now cozily ensconced in an upper class retirement home. Though it seems odd, she's having a devil of a time making friends.

Yes, Carol had been a killer, but why should that define her?

The trouble was, as soon as you told someone you were once a serial killer, it was all they could think about. It was crazy! They could never seem to get past it.

Before long a body shows up. (A dead one, of course.) All eyes naturally turn to Carol . . . for some reason. She's determined to clear her name, and NOT be sent BACK to the hoosegow. And, maybe, with a little help from her assuredly wary new pals, she just might be able to do that.

Can a former detective, a former lawyer, a former forensic pathologist, and someone with a bit of practical experience solve a murder?

This will inevitably be compared with The Thursday Murder Club series. Having read both, I'd say the characters in the Osman books are more lovable, though this novel was funnier. It was packed with inside jokes and one-liners that made me chuckle and guffaw. (I may have even tittered at one point.)

Will it be a series? Time (and book sales) will tell, I suppose, but I'd certainly be willing to spend more time with these folks.

I gotta admit though that it still irks me that the title is first person, while the book is written in third person. But . . . I'm old, and I've got to complain about something.



Thanks to NetGalley and Berkley for the ARC, though my review is of the hardback copy purchased for the library where I work.
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607 reviews20 followers
February 17, 2026
Carol is a serial killer (she killed 7 people) who has done her time and is ready to retire and live the good life now at a swanky retirement home. Things are going well and Carol is making friends and learning new hobbies, basically just socializing and living a murder-free life. Unfortunately, one day one of the other retirees who happens to be a former police commissioner recognizes her, and he wastes no time telling the other residents of the home that there is a serial killer in their midst. They, of course, start avoiding her and she's left on her own again. One day she's just sitting on her balcony, enjoying the view, when a body falls from the roof, right past her balcony. When they determine that it's a murder, who else could have done it but the serial killer who is conveniently living there? Carol really, really doesn't want to go back to prison, especially for a murder she didn't actually commit, so she decides she'd better solve the case herself. Her new friends had abandoned her, but they slowly start working with her on her private investigation, even if they do keep a very close eye on her just in case she reverts back to her old serial killer ways.

This was such a fun book! I love a good cozy mystery, and when a bunch of retirees get together to solve a crime, you know there are going to be some wild hijinks. The premise of the book was enough to draw me into the book, but the writing is what kept me there and made it all the more enjoyable. The characters were well developed and likable, and because this book only had 272 pages (hardcover), it was a very quick read. I thought the ending worked very well and was very satisfying, too.

All in all, I enjoyed this book very much and highly recommend it.

#NetGalley
#ImNottheOnlyMurdererinMyRetirementHome

5/5 stars.

*** I would like to thank NetGalley, Berkley Publishing Group, and Fergus Craig for the opportunity to read and review an ARC of I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home.
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829 reviews41 followers
February 21, 2026
📢 Listened in audio
🎧 Narrated by Joan Walker
⏱ Duration: 6 hours
🏷️ Publisher: Books on Tape and Berkley
Genre: Cozy Mystery

The concept of this book immediately caught my attention. After Too Old for This, I wasn’t sure if I’d enjoy another retirement-home cozy with murder, but I’m glad I gave this one a shot. Carol’s character remains the highlight. She’s no longer a serial killer, and the story gives her a satisfying sense of growth and resolution.

The other residents, Margaret, Jeffrey, and Catherine, are all trying to play amateur sleuths alongside (or against) Carol. I get why Carol feels fiercely loyal to them, but honestly, I wasn’t fully sold on their loyalty to her. They contribute some good moments, but their devotion feels slightly overplayed.

Where the story loses momentum for me is the ending. The last 1.5 hours dragged heavily, and the narrative could have ended much earlier without losing impact. About 75% of the audiobook is engaging and fun, but that last quarter made me question whether this was a 3 or 4-star listen.

Joan Walker’s narration didn’t help either. Her deliberate, slowed-down tone might have been meant to match Carol’s age, but it drained the sharp wit and vitality from these women. I appreciate her attempt to embody older characters, but Carol, Margaret, and Catherine are lively, spirited women, and the narration sometimes muted that energy, which threw me off.

Would I recommend it?
A creative premise, some strong character work, and plenty of dark humor to keep it entertaining but pacing issues and flat narration held it back. Still, cozy mystery fans will find it an intriguing listen. Maybe read it in print to really feel the humor and bite. It’s a quirky, occasionally slow cozy mystery with a fun premise and a strong lead. Not as punchy as Too Old for This, but still worth a listen for fans of mischievous seniors and light murder mysteries.
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