This book reads like some sort of badly written essay. First problem is that the Anne of Cleves is written in first person, but others are not. It would be fine, except they are not really seen from Anne’s perspective either. It just appears like a mishmash of different styles and can be very confusing. Second, dialogue is very often done away with or is very stilted and monotonous and the book reads in parts like a never ending essay on Henry’s court, Anne’s life or Tudor times. This prevents the characters from actually having a character. And that brings me to point three, no characterisation. None of the characters in the book have any kind of positive or negative qualities – they just are. There is no drama, no life, no fun about these people.
The Henry – Cromwell sessions do absolutely nothing for the story, even with plenty of dialogue thrown in. It is mostly Henry being vulgar (and for some obscure reason, obsessed with dukkies), throwing around threats and Cromwell being sycophantic and fearful. It’s like some sort of educational lesson, with Cromwell teaching Henry the basics of politics, kingship and life – like where Cleves could be found on the globe – because Henry is a moron? Sadly, the educational lesson does not bring much to the table either because the understanding and analysis is lacking. I am strictly going to keep from discussing the historical inaccuracies of the portrayal in this book. But suffice it to say that the author has not shown a very good understanding of Henry or his Court.
The story is linear and talks only about Henry’s and Anne’s feelings throughout the book. There is no plot development, no discussion of the wider political issues, no discussion of Anne’s adjustment of her religious beliefs, no talk about the international repercussions of both the marriage and the annulment. The fall of Cromwell, which should have been spectacular, was very lame as the author failed to discuss or even mention anything about the religious upheavals of the times. Might as well have left Cromwell out entirely!
There are many historical mistakes, and some of them are simply hilarious. For instance, Cleves must have been an amazing place – a heaven on earth! Anne’s father and brother NEVER executed anyone. They only locked up robbers and such. What an enlightened place in the 16th century! Wonder why everyone didn’t flock to Cleves? And apparently, random women would bandage up the King’s leg to give him relief. Cost cutting by firing the King’s physicians? Katherine Howard would sit at the king’s feet and caress him in front of the entire Court – before they even got married! Did the author mix this up with an Ottoman harem or something (and even there, this would not actually happen)? Everyone in the English court spoke ONLY English and expected everyone else to learn it. “... the English do not like to learn or speak foreign languages. They are convinced that their language is the language.” Ermmm, if you say so! Let’s just disregard all the people in the Court who spoke Latin and French with perfect ease, shall we?
The author takes the fault of too much telling, not enough showing, to dizzying heights. Occasionally, there are Tom, Dick, and Harry talking to themselves about the events taking place. It was so bad, it was actually funny! Instead of a straight description or perhaps dialogue between the main characters of the “story”, the author has brought in complete random outsiders just to talk to each other about what is taking place. It does not work.
The author also buys into all the myths – Cromwell was executed because of his role in Henry’s marriage, Edward was a serious child who didn’t like riding, Jane Grey was forced into marriage, etc. I am giving an extra star to this book just because the author actually has Anne of Cleves considering trying to become Queen again after Katherine Howard’s execution. Well done, author! The sole redeeming factor is that the author seems to have actually consulted primary documents and has made use of them in the book. Good research peeks through once in a while from the bad writing and lack of understanding of Tudor times. But overall, I would recommend Tudor fans to give this book a miss. It’s simply not well written in any way.