This book is choppily assembled and could have been streamlined, but it does seem like solid journalism in spite of the awkward prose. It exposes the seedy under market of off-label treatments and those who practice this kind of sports medicine (including fake doctors and doctors who sell their names for prescriptions). Agents, ball players, and their hangers-on are all implicated. Money corrupts everything.
No side comes out as untarnished in this, and this chapter in the Steroid Era is especially sordid. Bud Selig and MLB were determined to use the Biogenesis players as examples. The low point is neatly summed up by the authors: “MLB may have bought itself all the evidence it needed to try to boot A-rod from the game, but the slugger had purchased his own evidence that baseball’s investigators had skirted ethics and broken the law to so it.”
This included buying records stolen from Biogenesis and an MLB investigator sleeping with a witness. If that was the price MLB had to pay to look clean, it hardly seems worth it. As the authors point out, A-rod made his millions before getting suspended, which underscores that players like him will take the drugs and risk getting caught because the rewards are so high. As to moral consequences, A-Rod is a broadcaster now, so if anything, players seem to continue to get rewarded in spite of past steroid use, even if questions remain about the integrity of the sport they are commenting on.
Meanwhile, Biogenesis and its owner, Tony Bosch, were being investigated for practicing medicine without a license. The clinic also apparently sold steroids to high school athletes—kids. The records that were stolen and sold to MLB would have helped that investigation. Not only did MLB interfere with a criminal investigation, the state administration under Rick Scott (whose company was earlier found guilty of insurance fraud) apparently did so as well. Anti-aging clinics were a big business in Florida, and several drug companies benefited from selling their drugs off-label.
Compared to some of the sports stuff, there’s another story here that largely goes unexplored in this book. It’s more interesting that A-Rod rolled up to his arbitration hearings in an Escalade, I guess. The choice of details and focus is quite telling as to the authors’ own priorities. A-Rod sells books, healthcare fraud does not. As mentioned in the afterword, the Feds investigated Biogenesis and Tony Bosch did some time in prison.
The authors may be good journalists and probably can write the shorter prose that is their bread and butter, but this longer narrative structure seems beyond their skills. Proving that point, each chapter has frequent breaks and shifts in direction; the focus isn’t even always on A-Rod and Biogenesis, and nor does it follow a clear, linear chronology.
Worse, they constantly use inappropriate and nonsensical metaphors that kept distracting me:
-“Like a fat man in a brothel, it appeared that the only friends Rodriguez had left were those whom he paid handsomely.”
-“…Rodriguez excoriated Dempster in his Leave It to Beaver—under-pressure speaking style.”
-“…Rodriguez entered a Catskills comedy routine.”
-“This lawsuit was A-Rod’s Ginsbergian ‘Howl’…”
These are typical, in that they are off-putting, or reference things many readers have no experience of, or both. They just make the narrative harder to follow and a chore to read. They also reveal a tendency to poke fun at their subjects, in a way that calls attention to itself.
Ultimately, this tone even makes me wonder if they are being unjustifiably mean-spirited for some reason, or worse, for no reason at all. Sure, there is plenty to not like about Rodriguez and others in this tale, but the facts speak well enough on their own. This Ball Park hot dog doesn’t need extra mustard—as they might say.