(Jan) It's rare I give a book 1*. While I love to read, I don't have any pretensions that I could sit down and write a book. Usually I give the author credit for putting pen to paper and making a story come out, even if I don't like it. This one, however...well, you ever read a book and finish it and think to yourself "WTF did I just read?!!" I honestly don't understand how this got published. When I think of how many struggling authors send in manuscripts to publishing houses hoping to rise above the slush pile and be noticed, I really can't fathom how this one got noticed enough to catch anyone's interest. How did someone read this and think "yes, this should be published; people will like this?!"
There was honestly no storyline, no plot that made sense, no purpose to the story. It's like the author jumbled a bunch of disconnected ideas in her head and threw them in a literary blender and poured out what she had onto paper and voilà! A book was born. There is a frustrated teenage girl who decides she is a lesbian but has sex with a guy who is gay and gets pregnant. She's unhappy, he's a jerk who sleeps around w/men and women, they are both somewhat estranged from their families, a second child comes along, she gets mad at him, takes the young daughter and runs away. They live super poor, she pretends they are black (daughter is pale skinned and blonde hair - oh and she has a fake birth certificate aging her 2 years, plus she skips a year in school so she's 7 in 5th grade), people accept that they are black, she becomes a drug...assistant?...the girl becomes bff w/a black guy who is smart, they go to college, she meets her older brother there (they don't know who each other are), there is a drug scandal that brings them together, the family reunites (sorry for the spoiler, but honestly, it's so awful hopefully you won't read the book so it doesn't matter that I spoiled it). There is nothing remotely interesting or redeemable about any of the characters. The only thing that was not in the book is the incest I was afraid it was moving towards (thank you for leaving that out). Was this supposed to be funny? It wasn't. Literary highbrow? Nope, wasn't that either. I truly don't know what it was, other than a huge waste of my time. The only reason I finished it was because we chose it for bookclub because it sounded interesting. It wasn't. Maybe I'm not intellectual enough to understand it? Ok, maybe - but that's fine, because I really don't want to be the person who understands and likes this mess of a novel. I hate writing reviews like this, but sorry, this was just an awful piece of crap.