This is a truly disappointing book, both from an authorial point of view and the writing. First, the author's point of view. One of the first essays, "The Great American Irony Binge," is written as if Wampole has lived off the grid for the last two decades and suddenly decided to "catch up" on television viewing from the 90's. She mentions Beavis and Butthead, South Park, The Simpsons, etc., and uses it as examples of the impending ironic age to come. David Foster Wallace wrote about this in the early 90's and there have been scores of examples since then. This is not new, nor is it particularly relevant or interesting two decades later. The lack of original ideas can be mitigated by lyrical, witty or memorable writing. However, Wampole has several annoying writerly ticks that absolutely kill the narrative propulsion of the essays. First, she loves to tell us the derivation of words: (the Latin root voider means "to see"); The word "explode" and the word "applause" share the Latin root plaudere, which means "to clap;" It is worth noting that the word "barbarian' comes from a root that means stammering or stuttering; The word's early Greek root eironeia means dissimulation; the Greek sarkazein, from which the word "sarcasm" derives; The Latin vulnerabilis means wounded, injurious) All of this in the first 55 pages! Just as annoying is her tendency to qualify her opinions ("It is perhaps rather a quantitative question; Maybe we want to see the worst possible version of ourselves; Perhaps it's merely a taste question...) except when she goes out slightly out on a limb to state that children are entering puberty earlier "probably because of the hormones in food or some other such human-initiated change to the biologic fabric of the body." Probably not. This is incredibly sophomoric and downright ignorant. There is no credible medical research that supports this assertion and imagine if you decide to follow the logic of that statement all the while ignoring a potentially serious medical problem while trying to feed your child hormone-free food and wondering why she is still developing adult female sex characteristics. Here are some other absolutely bizarre sentences: "When one is constantly watching oneself, waiting to document the next move for posterity, the one being watched becomes hesitant. Being observed makes one fidgety yet constipative, eager to do something--the right thing--but at a loss as to exactly what thing might be." Huh? I would recommend if one feels like they need to fix their fidgety, constipative nature and are wondering what to do--take Milk of Magnesia. It will help alleviate those symptoms. And amazingly on page 174, constipative rears itself again: " His self-consciousness has made him existentially constipative." How tragic, someone must now suffer the horrors of constipation outside his/her physical body. I guess this profound sentence originated after the author read a "Shit Happens" bumper sticker. Don't snicker. There are examples in her writing of the bumper stickers she has read. Or how about this ditty: "I wonder for a moment if dogs find it funny when humans imitate some canine gesture. Probably not." And my closing argument, "Wrinkly people are awesome." Totally dude. Gag me with a spoon.
I would love to know the editor who approved the final copy of the manuscript before it got published. He/She should probably not list this as one of their better editing moments.