I sort of feel like I shouldn't write a review of this book, that I should just let the cover say it all...
Going in, I knew this wouldn't be a good book. Even at 99 cents, I wouldn't have given it a try, but I got a copy for free so I figured I'd check it out.
Turns out sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.
Set in some generic fantasy world (which I suspect might be World of Warcraft with the serial numbers filed off), the story starts with Gillian, a human girl who just came of age and decided to escape her abusive home. Her mother beat and abused her on a regular basis, which lead to amusing lines like this:
Slurs that pierced her deeper than her mother's fists could ever penetrate.
Haha... unintentional incest fisting reference?
So this girl joins up with a caravan to go Somewhere Else (we never learn where), when orcs attack it. They kill all the guards and any other men, capture all the women. They blindfold them and make them march for days to get to the orcs' camp. Then they have an orgy, raping the girls endlessly all night long.
Of course all the girls enjoy it, and we got to enjoy lines like:
So direct was his gaze that her undergarments became damp.
And:
His cock dominating her.
After her rapetastic night, Gillian decides she might want to escape. (Seriously, MIGHT want to. She's attracted to her rapist and has the best sex ever with him, so she's undecided about the whole escaping thing.) There was actually a line like "They never really hurt me, so maybe I shouldn't try to leave". So she made clothing out of the curtains, and worried that some random orc might see what she was doing. That lead to this amusing line while she wondered if they realized what she was doing and would stop her:
In either case, Gillian remained unmolested.
Worst word choice ever or did the author intend it to be so amusingly bad?
About 90% of the book was unrealistic sex, maybe 10% plot. After the first night's rape orgy, I just skimmed the sex scenes, thus was able to finish this pretty quickly.