Unlock the hilarious, unfiltered, and streetwise gospel of the side dude with The Sancho Commandments — a bold survival manual straight from the mind of South Houston’s most legendary uncle, Tío Juventino.
Packed with 12 laugh-out-loud chapters, this book is your ultimate guide to mastering the art of discretion, keeping your emotions in check, and staying ten steps ahead of the drama. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran of the shadows or just learning the game, these commandments lay it all out with savage honesty, barrio wisdom, and Tío-level charm.
From sneaking out windows to dodging emotional entanglements, The Sancho Commandments blends humor, heart, and hard-earned life lessons in a voice you’ll never forget.
Listening to this book may cause excessive nodding, sudden laughter, and the urge to reexamine your late-night texts.