The Exorcism of Emily's Rose Toy

by Missy Love

"One of the best books I have ever read... Tiktok reviewer ★★★★★
"Honestly so relatable... Random lady ★★★
"This made me want a rose toy... Petunia Plops ★★★★

When Emily inherits an old, crumbling estate from a great aunt she barely knew, she expects dust, repairs, and a fresh start—not an awakening of sensual hunger and ghostly obsession.

But the house holds more than memories. A mysterious, unseen presence lingers in the shadows, watching… wanting. At first, it’s just a whisper in the dark, a brush of phantom touch. But soon, Emily finds herself consumed by pleasure—and something far more powerful and dangerous.

53 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 24, 2025

Reviews

[Library.of.linds · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ummmmmmm 😶🫨😵‍💫😵

[Hannah Baker · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ha, a mad hour long read. Totally ridiculous and physically barked out laughing at the ending. Read with caution, it’s crazy!

[Samantha Brown · Rating 4 out of 5]

Omg i actually loved this a rose vibrater as a conduit for a ghost a sexercism holy anal beads and the female reverend holy juices i dont even know how to take this book hut it was utterly brilliant i did not expect the twist at the end was such a great read

[Leslie OBrien · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hehe

So, I might have one clicked a bit too fast on this story. I mean, I saw the author's name and that was it. Next thing I know, it's on my kindle and I'm inhaling the story like a starved platypus on a sugar binge. Don't ask. I cackled through most of the story and had two audible gasps. Two. Gasps. Two.

[Ashley Daykin · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 stars for comedic gold 🤣
Honestly don’t read this if you aren’t open to just a silly little, quick 40-minute read that’s completely unserious. I loved this and was laughing so hard! A nice palette cleanser and easy, fun read!

[Lauren Cook · Rating 2 out of 5]

5 STARS FOR CREATIVITY!
LITERALLY HOWLING THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH 😂😂😂

Holy spirit beads and special holy water had me deceased 😭

[Caitlin · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 stars based on shock value alone. It just kept getting crazier and crazier

[Mackenzie · Rating 5 out of 5]

there are no words to say how I felt about this short story. i feel exposed to publicly 5 star this 🫣🤣
all I got is, WooooOoOoOoowwwW!!!
I got descriptions I never thought needed to exist 😅

well done, well done 👏🏻

[Kaylynn · Rating 4 out of 5]

THIS IS SO WELL-WRITTEN BUT WHY’D SHE HAVE TO END IT LIKE THAT?!?!?

[Hazel Thomas · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious and stupid all at the same time

[Savv Grubaugh · Rating 5 out of 5]

It’s not often that a book makes me say “What the Fuck” but this one sure did. 5 stars for surprise factor. 😭

[Courtney Reads Smut · Rating 5 out of 5]

OH FFS!! LMAO! This was great! The title says it all, but that plot twist at the very end!! I hope I find more books by Missy Love, that was a fun read!

🌹Ghosts
🌹🌶️🌶️

[Belize Esperanza Roberts · Rating 1 out of 5]

what the fuck did i just read😂😂😂

Holy pussy juice & holy anal beads.... WTF

[Stacie Butcher · Rating 4 out of 5]

I’ll be billing Missy Love for my therapy

[Breanna Young · Rating 4 out of 5]

Thank you for the legit laugh!

[Lola Snaggle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wild. Weird, but hilarious.

[Carmalita · Rating 4 out of 5]

lmao

I saw this posted in a group & it looked funny. The ending made me lol

[Savannah · Rating 2 out of 5]

Read this just for entertainment and see what's its about after reading the synopsis and being intrigued. it started somewhat normal and then got weirder and weirder. and I've read lots of weird books but this is probably the most weirdest to me at least. I would give this book a one star but I gave it two for being entertaining at least. then ending was just weird as fuck like huhhhhhh???? what you mean by that?????? This book kinda reminds me of this book I read on the Galatea App with a ghost that had a similar ghostly bond to the house and its owner and it end up being an evil ghost. But it was way better than whatever this book is. The book that this reminds me of is called Sleeping With A Ghost on the Galatea app.

[Sarah Ann · Rating 4 out of 5]

This took me about 30-40 minutes to read, which was spent in a waiting room while I waiting for someone getting their back stabbed with needles, and I deserve an award for keeping a straight face.

This book is completely unhinged, filthy, and unapologetically ridiculous, and then it casually drops a plot twist at the end that made me pause and stare at my screen like excuse me what???

It knows exactly what it is, commits fully to the chaos, and wastes absolutely no time getting there. I laughed internally, questioned my life choices, and still enjoyed every second of it.

Short, wild, and memorable.
Perfect palate cleanser if you’re open to nonsense and spice.
Read at your own risk, especially in public.

[Jennifer Caudwell · Rating 5 out of 5]

HOLY SQUIRTING GODDESS, I loved this.

Holy anal beads, ghosts, magic dildo's and a haunted rose vibrator. I couldn't ask for anything more.

This was wild, hilarious and a great read. I highly recommend!!

[Sarra Benjamin · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book was a fabulously quick, filthy and fun read. The kindle version could use a little editing, but it was still very enjoyable as long as you knew what you were getting into and not to take it seriously.

[Ceri · Rating 1 out of 5]

Absolutely awful book

[Lilly Bridge · Rating 5 out of 5]

😭🤣 This book is comedy gold!!

Smutty and so crazy. The ending was amazing! I was in tears.

[B. · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a trip from start to finish

[Vesta Croy · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was something else for sure. I believe it would have had better potential though. I rated a 3 but wanted a 3 and a half. If the ending were different then it would have been a 4.