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218 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 31, 2015

Spoiler alert: despite my best efforts, I didn’t die.Meet Cèsar Hawke: federal agent, Office of Preturnatural Affairs, Magical Violations Department. Crappy witch. Allergic to magic. Can't stand the sight of a dead body. Snarky, self-deprecating mayhem magnet. Pig-headed macho man sometimes. Aspis to his boss, Fritz Friederling (the billionaire ninja of Beverly Hills). Brother to a magical mischief expert. Agatha Christie fan. I
“I’m not sneezing. We’re probably fine.” “Sneezing?” “I’m allergic to magic,” I said. Her nose crinkled. “You’re a terrible witch.” “Yeah, I’ve heard that before. Thanks.”So here we have dear old Cèsar acting as MVD director while Fritz is out of town. Lord help us. But hey, it's good to be the king. You get to pick the cases you and your butt-kicking sidekick work on. So what will it be: boring bank robbery or dead witches washed up on Redondo beach? Let creepy Aniruddha go to the beach. Because everyone needs a rest from crazy witches, demons, zombies and fallen angels once in a while. What's the worst thing that could happen in bank robbery case anyway? Ha. Poor Cèsar. Today's not your day. Again.
“If you hear horrible screams, it’s probably because we’ve died a fiery death. Bring marshmallows.”Abductions, human sacrifices, explosions, turf wars, fires, sociopathic high priestesses, barbecuing spells, words of power, gunshots, suspicious mausoleums, havoc, fun family reunions, destruction… But hey, no demons! Things really are looking up for Cèsar!

I started to wheeze, smothering the sound in my sleeve. “You’re so fucking lame,” she whispered. She was probably just jealous of my awesome mutant sneezing powers.That's Suzume Takeuchi for you. Loveliest partner ever. And she kicks serious magical ass.
Suzy leaped in, drew her hand across the gap in the containment circle, and shouted. What came out of her mouth was a word that wasn’t a word, a sound that didn’t reach my ears but made the whole OPA campus shake like there was an earthquake. A word of power.Well, I have to admit Suze can be slightly abrasive sometimes (and maybe a bit harsh too) but she really is a delightful girl. Well, not really haha. But hey, the girl can use magic to manipulate dimensional space. Pretty cool huh? I


Suzy and I fell a few steps behind Gareth to talk. “Better watch the tone you use with Janet,” she said in a low voice. “You’re acting like you’re important.”
“Hey, I am important.”
“Director Friederling is important. You’re important-adjacent. Like six feet from important.”
“Actually, I’m about two hundred miles from important, since Fritz is at the semi-centennial summit right now.”
Suzy rolled her eyes. “Just pointing out, you’ll lose authority when he comes back and Janet can make your life miserable.”
“She already makes my life miserable.”
“Shut your mouth, Hawke.”
“Yes, ma’am.” I grinned. “See how humble and obedient I am?”
“Obedient, my ass,” Suzy muttered, following Gareth into the vault.