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Event Vampire: Invite Me: How to Find Your People When You’re an Event Vampire Who Needs Permission to Join
You’re not broken. You’re just an Event Vampire.
You want connection. You show up to the events, hover in the group chats, linger around the firepit—but you’re waiting for someone to say, “You can come in.”
Event Invite Me is a raw, neurodivergent-friendly survival story disguised as a friendship guide. Written for autistic adults (and anyone who’s ever felt socially locked out), this book tackles the unspoken pain of trying to belong when your brain doesn’t play by neurotypical rules.
From the creator of Bad at Please Be Blunt, this follow-up dives into the everyday moments no one prepares you
Sitting quietly while everyone else connects instantly
Reading into every silence and over-apologizing for existing
Wondering if that flirty friend meant anything or was just being warm
Figuring out how to leave a group—or a crush—without hating yourself
Craving community, but getting overwhelmed the moment you're included
Set in the dust of Wasteland Weekend, the neon of kink-friendly meetups, and the long quiet of unsent messages, this book offers reflection, scripts, and the deep relief of “It’s not just you.”
You don’t have to be loud to be loved.
You don’t have to be fixed to be welcomed.
You don’t need a mask to be invited.
This is your invitation.
You want connection. You show up to the events, hover in the group chats, linger around the firepit—but you’re waiting for someone to say, “You can come in.”
Event Invite Me is a raw, neurodivergent-friendly survival story disguised as a friendship guide. Written for autistic adults (and anyone who’s ever felt socially locked out), this book tackles the unspoken pain of trying to belong when your brain doesn’t play by neurotypical rules.
From the creator of Bad at Please Be Blunt, this follow-up dives into the everyday moments no one prepares you
Sitting quietly while everyone else connects instantly
Reading into every silence and over-apologizing for existing
Wondering if that flirty friend meant anything or was just being warm
Figuring out how to leave a group—or a crush—without hating yourself
Craving community, but getting overwhelmed the moment you're included
Set in the dust of Wasteland Weekend, the neon of kink-friendly meetups, and the long quiet of unsent messages, this book offers reflection, scripts, and the deep relief of “It’s not just you.”
You don’t have to be loud to be loved.
You don’t have to be fixed to be welcomed.
You don’t need a mask to be invited.
This is your invitation.
138 pages, Paperback
Published May 27, 2025
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