Peacemaker Presents: The Vigilante/Eagly Double Feature! (2025-) #4

by Tim Seeley, Mitch Gerads (Artist), Matteo Lolli (Artist)

DC Studios’ James Gunn steps in as story consultant for five issues ofinsane $%&!@#$ calamity when two fan-favorite characters share thespotlight (and equal page count)!Well, fart noise. Peacemaker tried to be all tough in front of the prettyladies and got himself impaled and may be dying. What a freakin’ idiot.Luckily, his best friend and mentor—the magnificent and majestic Eagly—can back up his buddy. Which of course leads to victory! Yay! The goodguys (can we call them good guys?) win!!! The end!!!!…Oh. Wait. There's a traitor in their midst? Not good.All the while, our poor Adrian wants to kill some villains! But first, he’sgoing to need to get through a whole lot of “protection.” This is a condomjoke. Yes, we do an entire insane action scene in a scented prophylacticfactory. Look what we’ve done to your beloved Eisner-winning MitchGerads now.An original DC Comics story inspired by James Gunn’s visionaryPeacemaker series on MAX, ya best get ready to rumble!

Genres: Dc Comics, Comics

Kindle Edition

Published June 25, 2025

About the author

Tim Seeley is a comic book artist and writer known for his work on books such as G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, The Dark Elf Trilogy, Batman Eternal and Grayson. He is also the co-creator of the Image Comics titles Hack/Slash[1] and Revival, as well as the Dark Horse titles, ExSanguine and Sundowners. He lives in Chicago.

Reviews

[Cybernex007 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Quite another fun issue but I did not pick up the clues they were dishing out the last issue in the slightest, and it’s wild that the next issue is going to be the last I’ve really been enjoying both of these stories. So as it turns out that condom Vigilante found out back, once he woke up, was used by canon and saber…together. BWHAHAHAHAHA. I’m so glad they went all the way with these characters that were clearly “just friends” in the original comics. They have just been playing as being against each other to play both of their bosses dj they can steal their crime organizations right out from under them. And it’s pretty much worked! But vigilante has one lead to track them down…the condom. And as weird as it may sound, he recognizes the smell of it. It’s cool ranch scented. He only knows of one company, that shut down, that would dare to make such an oddly scented condom. He knows exactly where to find them! Inside the warehouse of the office building where the condom was made, the two mob bosses are tied up and getting quite close to each other as canon and saber meet in the board room upstairs…with a bunch of other characters who originally debuted in the vigilante comics!! WOW that’s so cool seeing them back and in this style. Gotta be honest, I don’t recognize any of them save one. There is one dude named brand who had a bunch of cattle brands around his belt that he can deploy and use as weapons. He has always stuck out to me, and it’s hilarious to see him again. I think I remember the head of the table too, Mr Quilt, but he is a very generic mob boss guy so I could also be confusing him with literally anyone else. But now that canon and saber have built up enough rep, they came to the criminal pacific association to offer their services in dealing with vigilante before it’s too late and to take over their precious bosses businesses. Quilt actually gives in and lets them in, he remembers how much more dangerous vigilante was when peacemaker was in the slammer and their bosses were r making any money anyway it would be good to have them in. But right as the boss starts welcoming them into the fold… mini fridge comes slamming through the window and bashes his brains in! Money is tight and bullets aren’t cheap…but giant slingshots and plenty of applicants used for target practice are cheap! Vigilante legit takes down 4 people just by slingshotting appliances at them and canon and saber make for the warehouse. Vigilante jumps in and is faced with slasher and brand. But using his Honshu war sword, he is able to slash off her arm and stab brand through the throat out the back of his head…taking a painfully searing brand to the chest in the process. It gives a bit of character. Saber and canon run downstairs…only to find their former bosses screwing each other with a bunch of scented condoms. Smells like a buffet, lol. But that’s not going to hold back a very angry looking vigilante from ripping them apart!

The second half of this story takes us back to the crashed airplane survivors, peacemaker, and Eagly vs the leavue of assassins! We left the last issue with punisher getting stabbed. He picks up this issue by turning around and hugging the assassin that dared to do that, impaling him into the sword he just stabbed Chris with. Once the assassin was dead he made other Chris, who is still pissed at that name, pull it out. But then Chris realized the last assassin and Eagly were both missing. Turns out the assassin made a run for it, not very league of assassins like, and Eagly took him down. Ripping and clawing at his head, even slamming him into a tree before the assassin kicked Eagly to the ground! Right before the assassin could stab Eagly, Chris ran in and tackled the guy! Only for Chris to get another helping of Stan wounds! But this time it would be Chris or Eagly taking the assassin down, but the rest of the survivors! All of them picked up rocks and bashed the assassin to death lord of the flies style…or “the lottery” style, whatever works better, lol. As the sun was setting the group was lucky to find a nearby cabin fully stocked. Ally was able to bandage Chris up and leave him to sleep on the couch, too injured to dare get up the stairs to the bedrooms, lol. But suddenly Chris heard someone approaching him in the dead of night and was disappointed to realize it was other Chris. But immediately became freaked out as he looked up to realize other Chris is shirtless and wielding an axe and seems very pissed about Chris still calling him other Chris…oh no!

[James B · Rating 5 out of 5]

These stories just get more and more pumped for Peacemaker S2