Please Tip the Cows

by Victoria Wintersberger, Kathrine Gutkovskiy (Illustrator)

THESE COWS NEED TIPPING




Farmer best friends Victor and Garrit are determined to stop the local cow tippers. But cow best friends Elsie and Mert are even more determined to get the herd the tips they deserve! Follow along on this barnyard adventure as Elsie and Mert lead the herd of conspiring cows as they sell their milk right under Farmer Victor and Farmer Garrit's noses.




All Elsie and Mert want is to use their hard-earned money to upgrade their pasture! Elsie is busy, and Mert is her devoted sidekick. They gather the herd and convince them they can take matters into their own hands by selling their milk for tips. Farmer Victor spends his day in the fields when the cows implement their plan. The next morning, Farmer Victor realizes his plan to protect his herd from getting tipped has backfired.




This book is dedicated to the farmers who work tirelessly to provide us with the food and resources we depend on daily.

Kindle Edition

Published June 19, 2024

About the author

Victoria Wintersberger is a passionate storyteller, former teacher, and proud mom to three delightful “children” — two playful dogs and one curious cat. Her love for creativity and years of teaching inspired her to create books that spark joy, wonder, and learning in young readers.

Victoria’s journey into writing began with her knack for storytelling and a desire to share enchanting tales. Whether it’s through children’s books, kids’ activity books, or heartwarming bedtime stories, she strives to inspire curiosity and connection. Her works also include thrilling kids’ adventure books, creative mosaic books, and festive holiday stories, including charming Christmas books perfect for the season.

Drawing from her teaching experience, Victoria understands what captures a child’s imagination. Her stories are crafted to entertain and educate, making them beloved by children and parents alike. From sparking creativity to nurturing a love for reading, her books are designed to engage and delight young minds.

Victoria credits her success to her family’s unwavering support, especially her husband, who has been her biggest cheerleader. When she’s not busy writing or brainstorming her next book idea, she enjoys spending time outdoors, discovering new hobbies, and sharing stories with her furry companions.

With a growing catalog of books, Victoria is quickly becoming a trusted name in children’s literature. Whether it’s a colorful mosaic book, a captivating adventure tale, or a soothing bedtime story, her creations are sure to find a place on every family’s bookshelf.

Discover the magic of Victoria Wintersberger’s stories and let your child embark on a journey of imagination, creativity, and wonder.

Reviews

[Rod Brown · Rating 2 out of 5]

This book gives off strong Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type vibes as the cows of the farm become indignant when they misinterpret the farmer's sign asking some local mischievous teens, "Do not tip the cows please!!" and come up with a plan for a roadside stand to sell their own milk directly to buy some pasture upgrades.

I grew up on a dairy farm and never once tipped a cow nor even had the opportunity as all our cows slept lying down. I know this because I used to wake them up at 4 a.m. to drive them to the dairy barn for milking. Trust me, there is nothing more ungainly and slow than a cow standing up, and if standing while sleeping was a viable option I'm sure they would have done it just to avoid the process of getting down and back up again, but they didn't.

The cow tipping isn't what turned me against the book though; it's including the old myth that brown cows make chocolate milk that ticked me off.

And then they have the cows selling raw milk to passersby, which is illegal in many areas for a good reason: unpasteurized milk is dangerous.

Also, the book doesn't follow through on the ramifications of the cows selling their own milk as far as the farm's status quo. If he's cut out of the profits will Farmer Victor have sell the cows and/or his farm? Instead, we're just left with some dumb cow puns.

Not well thought out and not charming enough to keep me distracted from its bad information.

Disclosure: I received a copy of this book from the publisher through the LibraryThing Early Reviewers program.

[Jennifer Stanton · Rating 4 out of 5]

I thought this was a cute, puny and quick read. I currently work with 5th graders and this book seems like a story that could be in one of their reading books. The puns, would be hard for younger children to understand, however, the illustrations are absolutely beautiful and all ages can appreciate the art work.

[Mary Ivanoski · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very funny, sweet and engaging children’s book. Great for my 5-year-old, but even older kids will love the illustrations, sassy cows and silly puns. A fun and unusual addition to our collection!

[Adele · Rating 2 out of 5]

Lots and lots of stupid cow puns. Not much else to it. The more I look at it and think about it, the more irritating I find it, so I am just going to leave it at that.