Yummy, Cummy, Gummy: WAP: Whipped & Political

by Samantha Peacock

Yummy, Cummy, Gummy
Whipped & Political


A surreal, spicy, and subversive comedy-erotica that'll rot your morals before your teeth.

In a world where pleasure is outlawed, one woman finds liberation in the most unexpected the bottom of a bag of gummy bears.

What starts as a sugar craving spirals into a candy-fuelled fever dream of sentient sweets, forbidden holes, and full-throttle feminist fury. When the State bans dildos (yes, really), our heroine discovers that nothing incites rebellion quite like a gummy with a god complex and a giant cola bottle butt plug.

Enter the gummy bears, a deliciously depraved brotherhood of jelly-bodied lovers with zero respect for authority and too much stamina for a family-friendly snack. Together, they’ll take on the patriarchy one orgasm at a time, armed with sugar laces, syrupy justice, and enough innuendos to make Mary Berry blush.

This book contains adult themes, political satire, and a disturbing amount of fried egg metaphors. May cause uncontrollable laughter, arousal, or a desire to storm the government with a packet of Tangfastics.

75 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 31, 2025

Reviews

[Allison | crazypageturner · Rating 4 out of 5]

A horny housewife with a great husband has a nonexistent sex life. How does she get by? With candy, sex toys and masturbation. What happens when sex toys get outlawed? She resorts to unconventional and creative means to orgasm since her husband is still no help. What she doesn’t expect is her candy choices coming to life to give her a sexual reawakening.

Yes, this story is completely outrageous. Yes, this new societal law would never pass in a million years in real life. And YES, it’s funny as hell.

A bizarro smut novella I never thought I’d ever read. The cover is exactly what you think it is 😂

The MCs cynicism and sarcasm is very comically written. She is desperate and disturbed having experimented with some….odd objects. I don’t want to give too much away, but they will make you giggle and go wtf.

Is it cheating on your spouse to masturbate? Most would say no. But…what if that inanimate object unexpectedly and inexplicably came to life? Now is it cheating? A weird question to think about🥴

Some of these nicknames and words used throughout are just hilarious and most revolve around candy or sugar. I think my favorite was “sugarsword”. 😆

You have to appreciate this book for exactly what it is meant to be. A fun, sex packed, outrageously funny and absurdly smutty novella. It’s not winning any writing awards and isn’t very deep but man was it ridiculous and bizarre.

[Amanda Gold · Rating 5 out of 5]

YUMMY, CUMMY, GUMMY WHIPPED & POLITICAL is a SUGAR-RUSH OF ANARCHY 😂! As I sat huddled over my kindle in the dark on Boxing Day, I cackled like a witch at all the candy puns and innuendos!! I’m still chortling from the gummy bears’ sugar-coated revolution and the cola bottle butt plug shenanigans. This book is a CANDY COLOURED DREAM where puns are plentiful, jelly bodied lovers are horny AF, and sometimes I was blushing at the innuendos.

It’s equal parts absurd, filthy, and BRILLIANT. The gummies are running the show, the patriarchy’s getting stormed with Tangfastics, and I was LOSING IT over the fried egg metaphors 😂. Iykyk. If you want a book that’ll have you cackling, squirming, and craving a packet of gummy worms, look no further.

[Kerry · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF at 35% - yes I DNF'ed at page 30 of 75 and am counting it read. This book was deeply unsexy in the prose and dialogue used, and it really annoyed me how hard it was trying to make a political statement without saying anything. Sex toys are outlawed and nothing about surrendering your vibrator like it was a gun makes sense, it's unnecessary. This read like a cash-grab, the author hopped on the ku inanimate object train without understanding what makes the trope fun or even baseline enjoyable. Name dropping Teddy Hamilton was the final straw, our patron saint Teddy deserves better. We all deserver better.

[Reds Book Nook · Rating 5 out of 5]

Some of my book girlie friends thought this would be a laugh, but you know what I really enjoyed this fun little novella.

It was hilarious, it was fun and i definitely loved it 😆

[Angel · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book made me cry and wish I was illiterate 😃

[Natalie Grace · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have absolutely zero words on what the fuck I just read HAHAHAHAHA
Thoroughly enjoyed 😂😂😂

[Olivia Eileen · Rating 5 out of 5]

I had no idea what to expect, but I will always go into creative romance with an open heart, and boy was it worth it. Peacock’s writing is punchy and descriptive and reads like Swedish sour candy (refined, albeit deliciously sinful). Woven throughout the book are salutes, in the form of gaudy satire, to all of us who have experienced patriarchy policing sexual pleasure, which deeply resonated with me. I appreciated the coy activism in this deeply unserious book and found that duality quite satisfying!

[Effy Pittway · Rating 1 out of 5]

What

[Addie 🐦‍🔥✨🌈 · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.75⭐️ • 4.5🌶️

Pure horny candy punny-ness. So unhinged and yet so entertaining.

[Manon gautier · Rating 3 out of 5]

Sooo um let me explain 😂. I found this book on instagram and gummy bears coming to life to satisfy a woman’s needs peaked my interest so I downloaded it on my kindle in between reading a science heavy book . And those sexy gummy bears and their sweet treats didn’t disappoint

[Andrea Rose, . · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilariously Filthy!

I enjoyed this little book and would love some more chunkier novels with monsters and why choose harem for women who want a bit more than the norm!

[A Amor · Rating 2 out of 5]

This made me fucking laugh 😭😭😭

It just kept escalating. Please don’t ask me about this read. It was for book club, I swear. 🙏

Rating: 2⭐️ for entertainment purposes 😀

Song: Vibez (Instrumental) - Prod. Dior

[Dilly Pickle · Rating 4 out of 5]

Aight… I told myself I was gonna chill on these short stories.

I lied. Sue me.

Next up is Yummy, Cummy, Gummy, WAP: Whipped And Political.

And let me tell you right now… this book ALL smut. From page one to “The End,” it’s utter filth. No intermission.

So boom — in this world the government decided they had time.

Forget fixing the roads and solving crime.

Nah.

They said, “Hand over them gadgets ladies.”

They banned women’s toys.

You can’t buy ‘em.

You can’t own ‘em.

And if you got one? They pulling up on you like you’re El Chapo!

Now some folks might be like “whatever.”

But what if you’re like our girl?

Married.
Got kids.
Husband not really interested in you.

And your ONLY escape was your little treasure chest of go go gadgets that parliament took away (I think they’re in the UK).

Dubious shit.

BUT.

There’s a loophole.

And that loophole is… a magical gummy bear.

Yes.

A sentient, telepathic, freaky little sugar goblin who is named Daddy Gummy.

This dude is basically Janet from The Good Place in gummy bear form. Whatever the FMC thinks— he can make happen.

But oh no… it ain’t just about her wants.

Because Daddy Gummy got demands too.

And what follows is 75 pages of nonsense that should not exist in the same universe as logic.

But listen…

This book is PURE comedy.

That bear had me crying.

Like for example… here’s an actual quote:

“Oh my god, I’m actually snacking on your d**k, and it tastes f***g delicious” I giggled, pulling off with a pop.

“That’s what we call the Pez Dispenser refill mechanism,” he said proudly. “Now keep going, sugar slut, nibble my d**k as you suck me to com-pletion.”

…

Bruh!

A Pez dispenser???

And the wild part?

The ending comes out of nowhere. What happens is not what you think would happen. But this is a story about a gummy bear giving a human some Mrs Buttersworth syrup. So I could be wrong about your expectations.

Let’s make a bet…if you guess the ending correctly I will cash-app money for you to go buy a pack of gummy bears from the store.

Anyway…

Read it.

Or don’t.

You should.

[Rebecca Cairns · Rating 4 out of 5]

OMFG! What did I just read?! My brain is still processing...

I don't even know where to begin reviewing this book. I am not one for spoilers, but I seriously want to tell everyone about it!
The storyline was superb... imagine the government banning adult toys! Like WTH?! Then the toothbrush... I have no words for the toothbrush fiasco.
And then we meet the star of the show. The gummy bear. I mean, I could have done without the nicknames, but my god! He bloody made sure the FMC had a good time, didn't he?!

All in all, this was beyond hilarious. I woke up my husband on two separate occasions and was told to STFU. I'm not sorry. The writing, although it could do with a slight clean-up grammatically, was on point. When you think it's all gonna come to an end (pun intended), it just kept going! I am LIVID about how it ended.... I need more!!! I want to know what happens. I really, really, really hope that book two is in the works, because I seriously NEED it! Well done Samantha. You have truly mashed my brain, and it's safe to say, I will never look at Haribo's in the same way ever again.

[Alexandra Williams · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not my favourite read. I chose this because my book club were reading it and it’s featured on KU.

There was so much smut in it I was actually a bit bored of reading it for parts. It was set in America but used a lot of British terminologies which ruined the read a bit for me.

Plus sides were it is definitely unique - you won’t read anything like this again! And it is nice and short so it doesn’t take up a lot of your time.

Would I recommend it? Probably not, but fair play to the author for writing it and getting it published. That in itself is a great achievement and should be celebrated!

[Karen Claydon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow a small book that packs a large punch.
I'm not a great reviewer but what I can say is that this book had me laughing and giggling all the way through.
Obviously need to read triggers but the smut was smutting and the storyline was great.
I was gripped from start to end and Sam has this unique ability to connect with us, the readers, and her writing style pulls you in.
I can't wait to see what Sam produces next and I will be first in line for the next book out.
Sam you are a tiktok legend and we all love you. Don't ever stop being you and keep writing.

[Tamara Dyer · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was freaking hilarious. I was giggling nearly non stop at the lolly puns and the candy kinks. I also liked that they called the FMC candy themed nicknames which made it easier to insert myself into the story. I’m not sure if her name was even used in the entire story and tbh that’s a fantastic idea for a smutty little novella. If you’re looking for something with plot, this ain’t it. It’s ridiculous in the best possible way and I’m here for it. I will be inflicting this one on friends.

[DJJarvisReads · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yummy Cummy Gummy by Samantha Peacock is about exactly what you would think… sexy time with lots and lots of sentient gummy candy. I would be lying if I said I didn’t love this book! The dialogue and metaphors and puns that are in this book are ridiculous and hilarious. This is one that I definitely picked up because of the ridiculous cover art and I do not regret it one bit! If you are looking for a short read that will have you giggling to yourself while reading, I definitely recommend this one! It’s ridiculous and silly in all of the right ways!

[Shannon Williams · Rating 4 out of 5]

I honestly laughed so hard at this book, it’s hilarious!

So basically, all the women have to turn in their toys after a ban is placed on women buying and owning them (yes, I feel your pain ladies! I’d die! 👀) which means they have to get creative, I’m talking toothbrushes, electric razors and MANY food items! 🤭

Then along comes a haribo gummy bear who changes to match her imagination in size, and he’s basically just pure filth and there to please her.

Super funny, short and a great palate cleanser 🤭

[Brooklyn Chang · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book commits fully to the bit. The sheer volume of candy-coated puns is honestly impressive. Samantha really sat down and said “what if we never stopped?” and then didn’t. There were moments I was blushing, moments I was cackling, and multiple points where I had to physically put the book down just to yell “what the fuck” into the void.
Gummy Daddy, Cherry and Zest should be given Sour Keys to whatever city they saved (from the ban of sex toys) and for using all the candy at their disposal to make the FMC get off 😏

A truly TANGFASTIC read.

[Tinkerbell Nolan · Rating 4 out of 5]

I mean I went into this book without really knowing what ti expect but also knowing not to take it too serious. And I am glad. Because the book is absolute chaos in best way possible. I haven’t giggled at a book so much in a good while and as someone who loves psychology, I’d love to jump in the mind of the author 🤣🤣 ngl the smut did nothing for me but I am sooo glad I read it for the experience

[Amy Moo · Rating 4 out of 5]

I saw this on IG and then spoke to an amazing author that gave me some background on the book and the laws coming in Texas. So whilst this was hilarious and everything I wanted it to be (because banging haribo is amazing), I also read it feeling sad for the lonely plastics that will no longer be used 😭

[Jessica Rollins · Rating 5 out of 5]

5* for the absolutely absurdity and hilarity!!!

I have to say, I am so glad they pull out because a bunch of haribo eggs in your miffy doesn't sound fun 😂 Not to yuk on anyone's yum or anything!! You do you.

This book is just a great time. The beginning and the end are a little dystopian but the middle is just... yummy, cummy, gummy??

[Alicia Saif · Rating 5 out of 5]

honestly don’t know what to say about this book it was just a masterpiece!!!
i definitely got diabetes from reading it and had a good couple of giggles,, but my god it was an interesting read. just hoping now we don’t have no sex toy ban! i’d be dead😂😂. but honestly loves this book so much!!

[Jacqueline McLoughlin · Rating 5 out of 5]

I’ll never look at a Gunny Bear the same

Wow that was an interesting, weirdly satisfying read. I always knew I needed sugar in my life. I never realise how much I didn’t have until now.

[Krystle Rayne McFadden · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book was HYSTERICAL!! It read like a diabetic wet dream and I'm here for it. Great for a funny, unhinged, read. I couldn't stop laughing!! The visuals were great and the nicknames had me rolling! If you want a "what did I just read" moment, this is the one for you!

[Sugoi Knight · Rating 5 out of 5]

so sweet I rotted a tooth

I honestly didn’t expect to love this. The premise is just too much, but it was so good!!! Daddy Gummy was everything.

[Norma B · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sweet and Smutty

This book was so good. It was raunchy and funny. Quick read, definitely recommend.

When all sex toys are banned, what's a girl to do?!?! She conjures a Daddy Gummy to satisfy all her desires.

[Akwright11 · Rating 5 out of 5]

I could not stop laughing! This book is great!

[Lou · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well I think that might be the most unhinged thing I've ever read but I loved the underlying political point and the absolute madness of it all!