A breeches wearing American heiress, an ANAL & ARROGANT Duke, a missing Russian tiara, mysterious mayhem & PULL THE FIRE ALARM NAUGHTINESS! What more do y'all need!
Miss Catherine Malboeut is an American heiress, her dad is known as a Pirate (really a shipping magnate) who supposedly kidnapped & then married her mom, as she & her dying mom fled England. Catherine was raised by 2 loving & caring parents & she grow up in the Bahamas & New Orleans. She is more at home & comfy in breeches, without shoes & always has her cutlass and/or a handy knife strapped to her leg, so she was scared, embarrassed & worried that she won't fit in in London's society. Catherine crossed the sea with just her companion, Diana, & her FURRY BF, Cay, & family groom man, Thomas, because her mom was having her 5 kid, but she is on a mission to go to her mom's childhood home, Walsley Hall, locate her great-grandma's journey, find the famous tiara that was rumored to belong to Empress Elizabeth of Russia & hopefully buy the Hall for her mom.
Nicholas "Nick" Adair, Duke of Bolstridge, puts the ARROGANT in DUKE & he grew up under a scandalous shadow of his father, who was 24/7, 365 with his mistress. She even lived in the family's homes with his mom & him. After his father death, he completely distance himself from all things Duke, no estates & money, but the Dukehood will always be the noose around his neck. He named his Cousin Justice his heir & planned to let his Father's blood die with him. Now he lives full town, when not in Parliament, at Walsley Hall, a estate he rebuild from top to bottom, follows his anal schedule life & wants to make his mom feel treasured!
Catherine tricked her companion after they got off her dad's ship, told Thomas to make the 3 day trip to Walsley Hall & will break the news after her companion's nap. When they finally arrive in town, they checked in at the local inn & she conned Thomas to take her & Cay, via horseback "with breeches under her dress" to the Hall. When she arrives a uppity butler says the Duke "isn't in at home" & totally doesn't understand that means the Duke doesn't want to see her, so she finds herself pulling a B&E! Nick take believe this woman with "breeches" under her dress is attempting to burglarizing his library & what is with taking off her shoes, but she does have nice ankles! Catherine is searching the shelves, when Nick asks what she is doing, she screams, introductions are made & their battle began! Nick soon learns of her wish to find the journal, says "what tiara" & wanting to buy the Hall, so Nick isn't impressed, will never sale, dismisses her & as she leaves, he pulls out the SCANDALOUS journal from his locked drawer & think a trip to the local inn is needed!
At the inn, Nick told her to come to his home "with her companion" this time & she can search for only 1 day, but never mentioned he had the journal. The next day she pushes all his buttons & he just has a ball yanking her chain & soon he tells her he has the journal, will loan it to her, they will team up to follow the clues for the tiara & if she "the uncivilized one" can get just 1 honorable marriage proposal, then he will sale her the Hall & so began their WAR in London. Catherine is staying with her mom's BF, Lady Hartley, & her family, is welcomed with open arms & befriended by her daughter Jane. When she is "formally" introduced to Nick, they work together while reading the NAUGHTY journal & soon their temperatures bubble over! Soon they find themselves following a mysterious path thru Society as her bedroom has a smash & grab, is surrounded by male suitors (Catherine is a heiress), gossip about her daddy the pirate, kisses that make her girlie parts singing Hallelujah, jealous hussies, a helpful & cool Dowager Duchess, Russian diplomats, many knives from under her skirts moments, many tantalizing lap cuddles, a talkative Russian Countess, FIRE EXTINGUISHERS worthy moves & unknown baddies causes all kinds of mayhem. Who will win the bet? Will Nick ever walk out of his Father's SCANDALOUS SHADOW? Can Catherine get her life long dream of finding the tiara? Buy her mom's childhood home? Can these to stop fighting their fates? Will the Dowager Duchess need to start knocking heads?
This is my 2nd book by Ms. Broadfield & she makes me ROFLing with unladylike SNORTS with her "tears rolling down my face" hilariousness & makes my Kindle spark, so in other words, better that her début novel! I am still baffled that this is only her 2nd novel because it is that FABULOUSLY FANTASTIC! I love me some yummy Dukes who get served by a feisty American female & Catherine is completely unconventional with her bare feet, breeches & her whipping out her knives! She has to try to control her wild ways, but Catherine will always allow her FREAK FLAG to fly! Poor Nick has a "major Ahole" for a father & he swore he would never be him, reinvent the Dukehood & tried & did control his world with all his ANAL ways! The poor guy didn't have a chance when Catherine literally B&Es into his life! Ms. Broadfield made her h/h completely opposites, had chemistry that went NUCLEAR & made this tale a CLASH OF THE TITANS romance! The Dowager Duchess was loveable (which is rare of all Dowagers) & a iron-strong female with all the scandals she weathered & Ms. Broadfield made her formable with a strong shell, but it covered her gooey heart. Now all romances need the steam & sparks & Ms. Broadfield didn't disappoint, but she didn't put them in the "naughty & alone" trap. She use yummy lap cuddles, kisses that would make a granny's undies wet & many LOUD orgasms to heat this tale up! Now I LOVE to laugh & it should be a LAW to have at least 2 full belly laughs daily & Ms. Broadfield has such a true GIFT for out-of-the-known-universe situations, great 1 liners & fast paced & smart back & forth dialogue that made me think of my fav TV show, The Gilmore Girls! Now I can't wait to read Mr. Broadfield next romance because I need more SNAUGHS (snorts + laughs) in my life & she totally EARNED my top score of 5 fingers up & 10 toes with her ROFLimg ridiculousNESS, crafty characters that you could NOT love & NO AA BATTERIES REQUIRED YUMMINESS!
P.S. Also I have to mention that my FURRY reading buddy/blankie gives this hilariousness aplenty 10 sharps claws & I do have the blood to prove it!
NetGalley ARC given for my honest review.