Gorillas Have Tiny Penises: A Book of Ironies

by Mark J. Asher

Want to become a more informed and interesting person in a short period of time? If so, Gorillas Have Tiny Penises is the perfect book for you. It’s filled with intriguing ironies and interesting historical facts about the following and more:

* The Early Days of Shopping Carts
* The Accidental Discovery of Gunpowder
* Penicillin’s Peculiar Birth
* The Spark That Forged Heavy Metal
* The Gold Rush’s Real Winners
* The Crazy Tale of Kale

Gorillas Have Tiny Penises is a feast of knowledge for history buffs, trivia junkies, and curious minds. Divided into four sections—Culture, Politics, History, and Entertainment—it can be read from cover to cover or opened to any page for an interesting jewel of truth. However you enjoy this book, you’ll come away with fun and useful information to impress your friends and enlighten your mind. So, dive in now and find out why gorillas are underwhelming in a certain department and so many other fascinating ironies.

165 pages, Paperback

Published June 3, 2025

About the author

Mark J. Asher is the author of several dog books, including: All That Ails You (over 1,000 Five-Star Reviews), Humphrey Was Here (pet loss memoir), and Canine Rhymes (dog poems).

PRAISE FOR MARK’S BOOKS:

“Beautifully told story about how important dogs are in helping, healing and brightening your day.”
—Reader review of All That Ails You

“The honesty and wisdom that grace this book will serve as a balm for others coping with their own pain.”
—Best Friends Magazine on Humphrey Was Here

“These animals jump from the pages, warm the heart, and inspire the soul.”
—The Humane Society of the United States on Old Friends