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Cursed & Broke
Cursed & BrokeA Darkly Funny Fantasy Adventure by C.W. Johnson
Magic is broken. Gods are sarcastic. And Jarek Varn is flat-out cursed.
Once a freelance contractor chasing coin and cursed scrolls, Jarek didn’t expect his worst gig to come with divine strings attached—literally. Now, magically blacklisted and one signature away from spontaneous combustion, he’s stuck with a snarky talking quill, a glitchy relic in his soul, and a growing list of enemies who want to erase him from existence.
Welcome to Tharnyx—a world where adventurers negotiate with dragons, contracts are binding in blood, and reality itself is fraying at the edges.
As a mysterious guild begins rewriting the laws of magic, Jarek and his mismatched crew must outwit corrupted contractors, dodge eldritch auditors, and survive the most cursed paperwork ever drafted.
Witty, chaotic, and relentlessly entertaining, Cursed & Broke is perfect for fans of The Witcher, Discworld, and The Legend of Vox Machina. Get ready to laugh, curse, and cheer as Jarek Varn battles fate with nothing but sarcasm, scrolls, and sheer stubbornness.
Magic is broken. Gods are sarcastic. And Jarek Varn is flat-out cursed.
Once a freelance contractor chasing coin and cursed scrolls, Jarek didn’t expect his worst gig to come with divine strings attached—literally. Now, magically blacklisted and one signature away from spontaneous combustion, he’s stuck with a snarky talking quill, a glitchy relic in his soul, and a growing list of enemies who want to erase him from existence.
Welcome to Tharnyx—a world where adventurers negotiate with dragons, contracts are binding in blood, and reality itself is fraying at the edges.
As a mysterious guild begins rewriting the laws of magic, Jarek and his mismatched crew must outwit corrupted contractors, dodge eldritch auditors, and survive the most cursed paperwork ever drafted.
Witty, chaotic, and relentlessly entertaining, Cursed & Broke is perfect for fans of The Witcher, Discworld, and The Legend of Vox Machina. Get ready to laugh, curse, and cheer as Jarek Varn battles fate with nothing but sarcasm, scrolls, and sheer stubbornness.
147 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 2, 2025
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