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101 Uses for a Dead Elf: Reimagined, Reanimated, and Regrettably Extended
Just when you thought it was safe to leave the elf in the compost heap… it’s back.
101 Uses for a Dead Elf has returned—reimagined, reanimated, and regrettably extended—with even more outrageous ideas, questionable morals, and entirely unnecessary elaborations. Whether you’re a seasoned necromancer, an amateur dungeon decorator, or just someone with too many elves lying around, this revised edition delivers a disturbingly whimsical guide to post-mortem productivity.
Now with bonus uses, enhanced absurdity, and twice the puns per page, this edition will teach you how
• Craft an ergonomic footstool with suspiciously pointy ears
• Lure dragons with ethically ambiguous bait
• Set up an artisanal bone wind chime business (perfect for village markets)
• And 97(ish) more ideas that probably violate several interspecies treaties
Equal parts macabre, madcap, and mostly useless, this lovingly revised tome is the ultimate gift for fantasy fans, dark humor connoisseurs, and anyone who enjoys laughing at things they definitely shouldn’t.
101 Uses for a Dead Elf has returned—reimagined, reanimated, and regrettably extended—with even more outrageous ideas, questionable morals, and entirely unnecessary elaborations. Whether you’re a seasoned necromancer, an amateur dungeon decorator, or just someone with too many elves lying around, this revised edition delivers a disturbingly whimsical guide to post-mortem productivity.
Now with bonus uses, enhanced absurdity, and twice the puns per page, this edition will teach you how
• Craft an ergonomic footstool with suspiciously pointy ears
• Lure dragons with ethically ambiguous bait
• Set up an artisanal bone wind chime business (perfect for village markets)
• And 97(ish) more ideas that probably violate several interspecies treaties
Equal parts macabre, madcap, and mostly useless, this lovingly revised tome is the ultimate gift for fantasy fans, dark humor connoisseurs, and anyone who enjoys laughing at things they definitely shouldn’t.
88 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 3, 2025
About the author
Steven Decknick
17 books9 followersSteven Decknick is a Christian healthcare professional with a love of Fantasy and Science Fiction stories. He writes and operates the Hidden Passage Bookstore (HiddenPassageBooks.Etsy.com).
Married to the love of his life for over 34 years, he and his wife have raised six good-looking children of above-average wit and one loving dog in upstate New York.
Steven is always searching for his next great read!
Married to the love of his life for over 34 years, he and his wife have raised six good-looking children of above-average wit and one loving dog in upstate New York.
Steven is always searching for his next great read!
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