Ok, so this isn't a review per say. I was going through the notes on my ipad and discovered this one, where i just sort of put all my thoughts down when I read this novel which was like a year ago. I'm not sure how much the novel has changed, and I'm pretty sure I've matured a little from then, or digressed, but either way, this was 9th grade Kami reading broken.
I sort of split my thoughts into numbers not annotating which parts of the novel exactly they came from so they might be sort of confusing to read if you haven't read the novel. Which I guess makes it moot and/or stupid to put it as a review...but I have the space and you don't! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So here it is:
1. Good grammar. Good start. 1 star.
2. Continuously make your heroine subtly think she's cooler than people because she's socially awkward, doesn't care what she looks like and can't take a joke. Nice. 1star. Not.
3. A typical plain, clumsy, socially-awkward girl with simply no redeeming qualities, who falls for the handsome Greek god, that originally had a beautiful, probably more fun girlfriend but, further down along the book, ditches her for the aforementioned plain clumsy socially-awkward girl with no redeeming qualities. I am honestly beginning to believe, originality is dead.
4. Why do they always fall for the jerks? I don't get it! What are nice guys doing wrong?
5. I have never met a guy so hot I wanted to pause and describe his hair structure for a whole paragraph. I mean, is it blonde, or is it more golden brown? Better question: Who the hell cares? He has nice hair , we get it. He's super super fine, and even Damon Salvatore pales in comparison to his beauty. point, taken. Can we please move on now?
6. Distaste? Really, dude. Can you say, attitude? Jerk face. Sorry Adri, (pats on back) you win some, you lose some.
Right, right, 'Adrianna!' of course.
7. Am I the only one who thinks a guy with perfectly styled hair, perfect clothes perfect skin tone and so called "perfect" face is a kind of a turn-off. Seriously? The only one, you say? Wow.
8. Hmm, Brandon. Not as utterly, beautifully " perfect" as Alec, but nice. Perfect other guy. I like him already. Too bad, he's probably not going to get the girl, since it's so obviously against YA rules somewhere. I mean, being not the hottest, and nice? One of those, maybe. Two of the, no freaking way man.
9. I can finally sympathize with heroine! I totally the whole annoyance with everyone calling you Adri thing. For a while, my nickname was KamKam. I accidentally put it as my Skype username , not knowing we weren't allowed to change usernames on skype and now I'm stuck being kamcan for the rest of my skype existence. Can you say annoying?
10. That awkward moment when the hottie of your dreams has almost the same name as your biology teacher. I mean Alec, and Ms Alexander? Am I right? Am I right?
Ok, shutting up now.
11. Oh no. She had a break down in front of the whole class. Em-barassing. Adri, this is just not your day.
Adrianna, sorry.
12. Oh, Mr hot-shot "distaste" Alec just carried her out of the classroom, macho caveman style I'm assuming. Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad guy after all.
13. Oh sorry, I take that back, he's a jerk.
14. Adri's beginning to seem more and more like the teenage version of Bella, except she actual,y has a reason to be depressed.......
Oh wait I'm sorry, Bella was a teenager?
Oops, my bad. It's just with the whole being a vampire thing, I just assumed she'd be a lot older..... Wait, she wasn't a vampire till halfway through the last book? Really?
Damn, I've got to start reading these books, instead of just reading reviews and wikis.
15. "...pale, cold, light of the moon..."
Um, just so we're clear, the moon is not cold. He's fairly warm. But, I mean, like, the sun is, literally, this big, ball of fire, I mean, there's just no comparison, really. So not the moons fault.
Sorry, it just irks me when people pick on the moon.
16. "Of course, if I had legs like some of these girls, I'd probably be joining in."
Wait... Are you telling me you've been leg-less this whole time? All those things, with you tripping, and walking into classrooms...those were all lies? You've been in a wheelchair? Or you've been tied to a bed, disemboweled, and just imagining you have been walking around and meeting people, like Jake Gyllenhall in that movie.....what was it called again?
18. Trend-follower Britney, listens to rap music now. Word and Respect, girl.
19. Oh no, depressing legless Adianna, did not just call rap music " horrendous"!. Because If she did, shit is going down, and little Miss Prissy pants is going into the ground, like a sound, with a mound, lost-and-found...
Ok, I'll stop now.
20. A monster? No way, this is horror? I accidentally stumbled on horror unknowingly? No way, iBooks told me this was romance. And iBooks never lies.
21. I don't think teachers should ever start their sentences with the words, "I was prepared to tear into you". A tad bit creepy, and inappropriate is all.
22. Surrounded by females? Really? Have we so little respect for ourselves women.?
23. What the f- this is a werewolf novel?! How come nobody every told me this was a werewolf novel?! So I just spend the last two hours of my life on some sort of.... Twilight fanfic? Oh, so I'm guessing Alec is like Edward, and kept smelling Adri's blood everywhere . I bet that's why he was so grumpy... Because he wanted to eat Adri! But he couldn't, because all the other werewolf kids would start calling him the Edward-Cullen-wannabe, and then they'd kick him out of the official cool werewolf kids club, and revoke his membership and shiny hair privileges.
Poor, poor, Alec. I think I finally understand you.
24. I'm sorry, Adri, you might not think Britney is quite cool enough to be your friend, but she is the only one who bothered to talk to you since you came. And she lost two people, who she cared about, just like you, Adri, did. The, absolute least you can do, is empathize,and not imply you're to self involved or "fragile" to bother about her problems. Sheesh, Bella was way better than this right?
25. "I'd noticed Britney liked to position herself so she was closest to the middle of the hall. Admittedly, dodging all the people trying to get into their lockers wasn't much fun, but I suspected her real motivation was a desire to ensure she could see and be seen, which was much more easily accomplished by relegating me to the outside position.
Normally I'd have just viewed her theatrics with amusement, "
Am I the only one who can taste, the condescending tone in this statement? Really. You got all that from her liking to walk in the middle? I don't know what school you came from, but it's not that fun bumping into people on the sides getting to their lockers, or even accidentally frenching a guy because someone bumped into your back and he had been coincidentally leaning by his locker, yawning.
You damn judger.
28. Of Course he's not smiling at you Adri. He has X Ray vision, and is smiling at the fly he can see lodged in your throat from lunch, making you rasp and speak absolute rubbish.
Or, and this is just to explore all possibilities, he was actually smiling at you. Idiot.
29. I'm sorry, you don't use "grace" and "masculinity" in the same sentence. You just don't.
30. Oh God, Adri, can you just leave Britney alone? She's just trying to belong, can you blame her? At least shes trying to have a life and move on from losing her two best friends.
31. Britney's clingy neediness? I'm sorry, was it,or was it not, you, who in fact begged her to tell oh what she knew about the the hot *buying schoo
(EN: I'm not sure what I meant by this)
and his supposed girlfriend, and then made her...you know what, I can't even do this anymore. I quit!
32. Okay,apparently, I cant quit,because I promised myself I would do this. So here goes. I'm continuing.
33. You know, not every shy awkward person, is bad and friendless. I'm shy, and awkward. Do I have friends? Heck yeah! You know why? Because I don't approach people automatically assuming they're going to hate me for being fat,shy or awkward, because most of the time, they don't. In fact, most of them have said, Im cute, and wierd, and funny. But you, Adri, are always going around saying stuff like, oh boo, I'm a social reject. Fine. You're a social reject. Happy?
34. I'm sorry, did she just imply that guys from the debate and chess clubs are as boring as "watching paint dry"? I'm sorry have you, Adri, ever talked with a guy from the debate and or chess club before, or did you just make this assumption by watching stereotypical American daytime shows such as, Mean Girls, and Saved by the Bell? Do you know that the chess club and or debate club guys are one of the most interesting conversationalists I know? That you can literally spend two hours with those guys talking about virtually nothing, and then suddenly move on to philosophical,mintelligent conversation, the kind of which made Window, Apple, and play station 3? Never, ever, bag chess and or debate club members. And seriously where does she get off calling Britney a trend follower, when she's just as bad? She acts all high and might, "into like everybody else" when in reality, she's just a shallow little teenage girl.
35. This girl must have been a bitchy cheerleader in her past life.
36. Jeez, guys her name's Adrianna. It's really not that hard to learn.
37. When a werewolf "marks their territory", do they just go around peeing on everyone within mile radius of it? Hmmm...yet another mystery
of life.
At which point I guess either I stopped reading or stopped taking notes. I'm guessing it's the latter though. Still for all it's fault I got a little sadistic pleasure from this. I didn't exactly hate it. I'm weird like that.