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224 pages, Hardcover
Published February 24, 2026
A plant so forgiving, so ridiculously unkillable, that it practically thrives on neglect. And even then, I still managed to screw it up at first.
And don’t even get me started on the ‘just put an ice cube on your orchid’ people. You monsters.
Let’s start with a hard truth: not all plants want to live.
Overwatering is plant homicide with the best of intentions.
Since misting is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, what does work?
...some would rather die dramatically than miss a single misting.