This is not a novel so much as a fever dream. There is no plot or character development. Apart from an aborted river journey that's part Three Men In A Boat, part Heart Of Darkness, it’s not even about the Thames; it starts off in Tilbury but soon turns into a ramble through Ian Sinclair’s obsessions: Hackney, David Rodinsky, railing against institutions (this time the BBC rather than Hackney Council), mental asylums, ambitious outsiders, forgotten (and eccentric) writers, the Whitechapel murders, the folly of grand regeneration projects, and the blokey friendship between men (women have three choices: a) stay invisible, at home, tolerant of the menfolk’s ways, b) be a permanently nude prostitute-slash-nurse (hey, a “mother” and a whore! I see what Sinclair did there), or c) become a murder/rape victim) - the book features film-maker Chris Petit disguised as “Frederik Hansbury”, Sinclair’s loyal retainer/outsider artist Renchi as Joblard, local historian obsessed with Sutton house Davey Clarke is probably Patrick Wright (somewhere in a not yet closed down humanities department of a new university, an MA student is completing their (or more likely his) thesis on the Sinclairverse) and other friends, imaginary or real (I’m guessing Drummond is in there somewhere).
That said, as always with Sinclair I learned things: hidden histories, geographical oddities. Meath Gardens in Mile End, now a park, was once a graveyard that housed King Cole, a cricketer who died in England during the first tour of Britain by an Aboriginal team, several years before a tour by white Australians. The Victorian arch entrance to Meath Gardens was built from stone salvaged from the old London bridge.
The book is classed as a novel because some of it is libellous (the corrupt, prostitute-visiting Hackney MP is surely based on LibDem defector Brian Sedgmore) and some of it has been fiddled with: Homerton hospital is renamed Hackney Hospital, Whitechapel Mission as The Big Doss house. Other times, it’s just Sinclair making stuff up, coercing London into the shape he wants it to be. The men he meets in pubs are visionaries, prophets, not just piss-heads and chancers. Sinclair is chronicling an apocalyptic city rather than just wandering around and banging on about things in his own Sinclairian fashion.