Dr. Lionel Burnsmith, an eccentric and slightly insane inventor/scientist, had created a machine that would challenge everything the scientific community had previously thought to be true. And he had done it all in secret. It was a grand experiment, as well as one that would require some substantial waiting until results could be seen — twenty years of waiting to be exact.
Well, those twenty years passed and Dr. Burnsmith found himself in his front yard, standing waist deep in a hole. There was a shovel in his hand, sweat on his brow, and one thought running through his frenetic mind... I really hope that machine worked...