Tropes: fake marriage, established f*** buddy relationship, secret identity, boss / assistant, billionaire, found family, miscommunication
Feels: 1/5
Steam*: 1.5/5
Kinks: sex in risky places
Angst: low
HEA: yes
Pairing: MM
Triggers/potential icks/content warnings/representation: past death of parents, parent with Alzheimer's, family responsibilities, past homelessness, pining
Cheating between MCs: No
Any cheating: No
Other person drama: Landry has had a crush on Kenji for years. He finally hooked up with him 3 years ago, and ever since then they have been in an exclusive enemies with benefits relationship as Kenji calls it. So neither have been with anyone else in 3 years. There's some jealousy because Landry thinks Kenji is interested in Jamie.
2 stars
I usually enjoy Lucy Lennox books because they are fluffy and low angst, so they're usually pleasant reads. I think this is the lowest that I have rated one of her books. But this one did not sit right with me on a whole bunch of levels. I had been looking forward to this couple, but it didn't deliver. I didn't enjoy it.
Kenji and Landry have known each other for 10 years, Kenji has worked as the assistant to the brotherhood which includes Landry since then. Landry has crushed on him for a long time but didn't make a move because Kenji was very disapproving of him. He acted out to get Kenji's attention and rile him up over the years. 3 years ago their tension resulted in a hookup, and that started a 3-year-long enemies with benefits relationship. Landry wanted to turn it into a real relationship, he kept asking Kenji out, trying to turn it into more, but Kenji would shoot him down and say he would never consider being in a relationship with someone like Landry. We don't see that history actually happening on page. The book starts with the present.
In the present, Landry is struggling because his father has Alzheimer's and it's expected that he comes home to London England and takes over from him as an Earl and MP, continuing the family Legacy. Landry has been keeping it a secret that he is a Viscount. Landry is fine with giving up his modeling, he was getting tired of it anyway. But he doesn't really want to be an Earl. So Landry has a secret life as a billionaire from the company he started with the brotherhood, he's living as a model, and he's also secretly rubbing elbows with Royals and the prime minister. Landry also is starting to give up hope that Kenji will ever be willing to be his boyfriend, so he's mentally preparing for this to end. Kenji goes off on vacation on a meditation retreat in a small country, which has an uprising while he's there. Kenji needs to be rescued from the uprising. In order to get help to complete the rescue of Kenji, Landry lies and tells the Prime Minister and others that Kenji is his fiance. And once he successfully rescues Kenji, in a fit of possessiveness, Kenji declares that he's already married to Landry. It's all ridiculously far-fetched.
I had been looking forward to this couple, because I love the dynamic of a secret relationship and enemies with benefits. But this book didn't let me enjoy that. It just ended up being the worst version of itself that it could be in so many ways.
It started off on a bad note by starting with Landry and Kenji being 3 years in to their sex only relationship. The author should have shown the characters getting together for the first time. There's a vulnerability then when they make their first moves and there's an explosion of chemistry then that is one of the biggest payoff moments in a relationship. I think it's a mistake to skip showing the characters getting together for the first time. It zaps away some of the tension between the characters when it's zoomed over. Even if you have to flash forward from their first time together to the present that's a preferable choice. It's like the author didn't show us any of their chemistry. They were just convenient sex outlets to each other, but with Landry pining.
The biggest sin was making Kenji unlikeable. The entire 3 years, Landry was vulnerable, faithful to Kenji, willing to jump through whatever hoops he made him, and repeatedly made moves to try to start a real relationship with Kenji. And Kenji shot him down each time, made comments about the kind of person Landry is, how far away from his ideal boyfriend he is, and how he could never be in a relationship with someone like Landry and it was just sex. Kenji treated Landry like a feelingless slab of meat who was only good for sex, kicking him out after he got off, even when Landry was tired and run ragged from his multiple obligations. I know when you see Kenji's POV, you see that he was afraid that Landry couldn't be what he needed in a relationship, and that Landry was keeping things from Kenji that would have changed his opinion. But to me, you can't undo the person that you were for 3 years and you treated your love interest like s*** for 3 years. I don't understand why Landry loves him. Sometimes a prickly character like Kenji can be endearing, but the author didn't achieve that with how she told the story. I feel like any of the moments that could have been good, where we could have seen a positive dynamic just weren't on page.
I wasn't a huge fan of the conflict of whether Landry would become an MP and Earl or not. At times it felt like he was completely ready for the job, would be good at it, and kind of wanted to do it in part, but at the same time he thought the job was boring and it just wasn't what he wanted. But then he didn't really talk about what he wanted to do instead. He's ended his career as a model, he doesn't seem to have to do much for the brotherhood day in and day out.
I didn't like that the characters kept miscommunicating, and then making over dramatic grand gestures. It was a lot of hyperbole. I couldn't really picture them living out their daily lives together in a normal relationship that works long-term. Overall, there just wasn't anything really positive for me to latch onto and like.
Some notable moments:
"The new housekeeper appeared around the corner from the main part of the house, wringing her hands. “Pardon me, my lord, but there’s a Mr. Jim Winthrop here to see you.” I glared at her. “Mrs. Ashcombe, we’ve talked about this. Will you please call me Landry?” Her eyes widened in a combination of shock and offense. “I apologize. I will certainly try to remember that… my lord.” Cora murmured under her breath. “Might as well ask her to pole dance for cash, Landry. Christ.”"
"I might have appreciated that Kenji was respecting my need for distance by sleeping on the sofa, but all it did was give me the opportunity to prove to both of us over and over how fucking weak I was by moving him to the bed. During the day, my self-control had reached masterful levels. But at night, I wasn’t able to sleep unless I was completely wrapped around him."
*FYI about steam: I rate steam based on a combination of quality & quantity. I note kink separate from steam because I don't want to underrate steamy reads that don't have much kink.
**Note about spoilers: I like to comment on the plot of a book in reviews, so I almost always mark my reviews as containing spoilers. But I try to avoid spoiling the big dramatic moments! As a reader, I personally like to know what I'm getting into before I read a book so I know more about the content and if it's to my taste/mood, so I try to give that information in my reviews for myself when I'm considering rereading and also for other readers.