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Happily Ever After (Even When the World Ends): A Romantic Comedy with Goats, Hot Tubs, and a Little Bit of Apocalypse
What happens when a tech billionaire with commitment issues meets a brilliant engineer who thinks his "survival bunker" needs a hot tub?
Love. Chaos. And one very opinionated goat named Fran.
A romantic comedy that will make you laugh until the world ends... and then keep laughing
Adam Miller sold his cybersecurity company for millions and retreated to rural Texas with one simple build the perfect survival bunker, stock it with canned beans, and wait for the apocalypse. Alone. Simple, efficient, foolproof.
There's just one problem, he's too paralyzed by perfectionism to actually start building.
Then Ronnie Cole moves in next door.
She's a civil engineer fleeing a soul-crushing corporate job, and she has dangerous ideas like "strawberry greenhouses," "underground bowling alleys," and "proper water pressure in the shower." Suddenly Adam's theoretical bunker is becoming an actual underground luxury resort, complete with a recording studio for the piano he doesn't know how to play and a goat room with panoramic windows.
But when the world actually ends, their crazy underground paradise becomes the only safe haven for miles around.
Perfect for fans
Romantic comedies with heart and humorFound family stories that warm your soulQuirky small-town communitiesEnemies-to-lovers (if you count "thinks he's crazy" as enemies)Unconventional love stories that break all the rulesFeel-good fiction that leaves you smiling for days
What you'll find
Multiple perspectives including the goat's hilarious take on human romanceA sassy cat who thinks he's the smartest character in the storyAn 81-year-old matchmaker who orchestrates everything from behind the scenesA county inspector who becomes the bunker's unofficial chaplainA Home Depot salesman who gets the sale of a lifetimeA wedding officiated underground with a goat as maid of honorEngineering solutions that would make NASA jealousRomance that survives both radiation and hot tub malfunctions
Told from multiple viewpoints, including Fran the goat and Marmalade the cat, this story proves that sometimes the best narrators have four legs and strong opinions about human stupidity.
From the author of books about identity, transformation, and the delightful chaos of being human
This isn't just a love story, it's a celebration of finding your tribe, building your dreams (literally, with concrete), and discovering that sometimes the end of the world is really just the beginning of your life.
Whether you're a prepper, a romantic, or just someone who believes every bunker needs a bowling alley, this story will steal your heart faster than Fran can eat your blueprints.
One-Click now and discover why love really can conquer all, especially when it comes with backup generators and excellent water pressure.
May cause uncontrollable urge to adopt goats, build underground hot tubs, and stockpile both canned goods and romance novels.
Love. Chaos. And one very opinionated goat named Fran.
A romantic comedy that will make you laugh until the world ends... and then keep laughing
Adam Miller sold his cybersecurity company for millions and retreated to rural Texas with one simple build the perfect survival bunker, stock it with canned beans, and wait for the apocalypse. Alone. Simple, efficient, foolproof.
There's just one problem, he's too paralyzed by perfectionism to actually start building.
Then Ronnie Cole moves in next door.
She's a civil engineer fleeing a soul-crushing corporate job, and she has dangerous ideas like "strawberry greenhouses," "underground bowling alleys," and "proper water pressure in the shower." Suddenly Adam's theoretical bunker is becoming an actual underground luxury resort, complete with a recording studio for the piano he doesn't know how to play and a goat room with panoramic windows.
But when the world actually ends, their crazy underground paradise becomes the only safe haven for miles around.
Perfect for fans
Romantic comedies with heart and humorFound family stories that warm your soulQuirky small-town communitiesEnemies-to-lovers (if you count "thinks he's crazy" as enemies)Unconventional love stories that break all the rulesFeel-good fiction that leaves you smiling for days
What you'll find
Multiple perspectives including the goat's hilarious take on human romanceA sassy cat who thinks he's the smartest character in the storyAn 81-year-old matchmaker who orchestrates everything from behind the scenesA county inspector who becomes the bunker's unofficial chaplainA Home Depot salesman who gets the sale of a lifetimeA wedding officiated underground with a goat as maid of honorEngineering solutions that would make NASA jealousRomance that survives both radiation and hot tub malfunctions
Told from multiple viewpoints, including Fran the goat and Marmalade the cat, this story proves that sometimes the best narrators have four legs and strong opinions about human stupidity.
From the author of books about identity, transformation, and the delightful chaos of being human
This isn't just a love story, it's a celebration of finding your tribe, building your dreams (literally, with concrete), and discovering that sometimes the end of the world is really just the beginning of your life.
Whether you're a prepper, a romantic, or just someone who believes every bunker needs a bowling alley, this story will steal your heart faster than Fran can eat your blueprints.
One-Click now and discover why love really can conquer all, especially when it comes with backup generators and excellent water pressure.
May cause uncontrollable urge to adopt goats, build underground hot tubs, and stockpile both canned goods and romance novels.
139 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 16, 2025
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July 1, 2025
Hillarious
First time that thinking or reading about the end of the world made me laugh. Out loud. A lot! Very inspiring and amusing
First time that thinking or reading about the end of the world made me laugh. Out loud. A lot! Very inspiring and amusing
October 18, 2025
Short book took me about an hour but cute fun and a tad weird, if the end of the world includes a goat I’m definitely in!
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