18+ only content due to highly explicit intimate scenes and violence.
Gideon
After leaving the military and an all-too-violent past behind, I craved nothing more than solitude—a peaceful life carved out under open skies and green pastures. So, when the local sheriff asks me to take in a mysterious woman, I’m far from thrilled. I’ve spent the last five years celibate and untouched by romance, surrounded only by honest work and the gentle souls of the animals on my ranch. Yet with every moment I spend in Winnow’s presence, some unseen cord winds tighter inside me, drawing me toward her. Soon enough, the urge to protect her—truly care for her—settles deep in my bones, impossible to ignore. I’m starting to believe I was made for this woman—and she, for me.
Winnow
After surviving a war and a traumatic past, I was endowed with the Duchy of Cerulia—thrust into a life I never wanted, bound by a duty I never chose. I’ve been shackled between the urge to walk away and the aching need to give my people the peace they’ve long been denied. It doesn’t take long for the weight of responsibility to wither my soul. So when a rare chance for a vacation appears, I seize it—only for everything to go horrifically awry.
Just when I think all hope is lost, the universe rewrites my path in the most unexpected way, and I find myself with nowhere to go but into the arms of a gruff cowboy—my soulbound.
Fated Mates Forced Proximity She ‘Changes’ Him Grumpy/Sunshine In Their 30s MCs Forced Proximity Hurt/Comfort Emotional Depth He Rescues Her She Saves Him Animal Companions Tender & Sweet All the Banter
Trigger B0ndag3/Shibari Dom/Sub Dynamics Somnophilia Somewhat Dubious Consent (in the somno scene, no he does not have s__ w/ her. yes, she wants it.) Bl00d Consumption C-- Play Marking/Claiming Biting Mention of Trauma (in the past)Mention of D3ath (in the past)
— 3 stars ★ my reproductive system do got butterflies but i had to skim at one point cz the repetition <<< also the writing was questionable, but who's asking check the tws tho — Quotes: "Every fucking day, you inspire me to thank a god I never believed in. You’re the evidence that such a thing exists." “Because of you. You enabled me to grow and heal in ways I’d never have managed on my own. Without you, I wouldn’t be me.”
ps. levi sounds hot asf so might read the next book!
The quotes will speak for me. I just loved this too much —
“Better watch your mouth before I take you over my knee, woman.”
My chest squeezes tightly with a myriad of emotions: surprise, gratitude, affection, and most of all, some inner knowing. This woman is for me. Who gives a fuck that it’s barely been two days. My soul recognizes her the way the earth recognizes the quake before it breaks—silent, certain, and powerful enough to rewrite everything in its path.
“Thank you for confiding in me, angel.” My eyes slip shut as I revel in his touch. “Thank you for everything, ferion.” Tension tightens Gideon’s expression. “Who the shit is ferion?” Clearing my throat, I attempt to muster some semblance of nonchalance. “In Caerwynath, it’s a common term of endearment between intimate partners. It means ‘the one I am feral for’.”
“Everything about you feels so fucking right, Winnow.” Akash almighty. It really fucking does.
I want to make Gideon happy. I want to show him, in every possible way I can, just how much I appreciate him. I want him to feel my gratitude for him. I want him to feel seen and supported in every way that I never have.
This woman has swooned the fuck outta me.
“How do I look?” Like you fucking belong to me.
“I want every part of you. Every scar, every blemish, every stretch mark, every curve, every secret, every perceived flaw… There’s nothing you need to hide from me. Nothing you could do, say, or reveal that would make you any less perfect than you already are for me.”
“This body is mine, angel.” Thrust. “Mine to love.” Thrust. “Mine to fuck.” Thrust. “Mine to breed.”
“One day, I’ll get you to see you like I see you: a man who has survived the worst so he can be the best for others. A man who didn’t let any amount of suffering or cruelty harden his heart to the world. Someone with so much loyalty and integrity, he’d die protecting his friends. Someone with so much strength that he lives for them. Chooses every day to show up for them. Someone willing to open their home to a complete stranger, feed them, clothe them when they’re at their lowest...”
“If I can’t be there for you at your worst, angel, I certainly don’t deserve you at your best.”
This book, hoooooooly. I have never wanted two characters to **** as bad as I have Gideon + Winnow. This is a sexy, spicy, all around blush inducing novel that everyone wants to read... it'll make you want to find your partner and get out your frustrations! 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Awesome read, and a great set up for book two! Great job, babe!
I had a silly good time. Insta love. Insta lust. Fluffy story. It was great. Though, for the first time, I may need to read a less spicy book next because HOLY FUCK was there so much when it started 😂👏🏻
1/2 demon royalty stuck in a magic-less human realm with the hott asf cowboy with a dark past? SAY LESS 🤣 I AM NOW FOREVER A GIDEON & WINNOW STAN and can’t wait to see if Violette redeems herself in book 2!
This is a fast paced, instalust/instalove cowboy romance with a demonic twist. (Also this was my first cowboy romance and i want more)
The spicy scenes are spicing, and there is some minor k!nk exploration (dom/sub, b0ndag3/shibari, c— play, bl00d consumption >>> just read the trigger warnings baddie ⚠️) but it’s also VERY SWEET and some trauma healing that goes on 🥰 if you want super deep expansive fantasy world building with a slow burn - not for you 😂 if you want sweet, sexy & fun — do it.
This was the perfect silly lil palette cleanser between my heavier fantasy and enemies-to-lovers reads. Maybe i liked it because it was soft and sweet, or maybe i just needed some goofy love with a little smut sprinkled in (ya know, for that time of the month) — something light to make me smile without thinking too hard. 4 stars for the vibes. Can’t wait for the next book!
This summer is obviously hot cowboy / cowgirl summer, but make it paranormal, fae, and hella spicy ?! YOU GOT ME THERE. Plus a military/navy seal aspect to it, wasn’t ready for it but it added depth and plot and I LOVED IT I LOVE ME A MAN WITH TRAUMA.
This was different than ANYTHING I’ve ever read, trope-wise. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten me a sexy cowboy turned fae before, but ya know, I’m happy to take one for the team.
This was sweet, and then sad, and then YUMMY, and then funny as hell, and then sad again, AND THEN YUMMY SOME MORE oof charge all of your devices if you know what I mean
I THINK that covers it (probably not, this was 300ish pages of everything I needed in one singular sitting)
Thank you SOOOO much Chiara for allowing me early access to this stunner of a book! I cannot WAIT for book 2!
⭐ARC REVIEW⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 Stars 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ 5/5 Spice TLDR: Do yourself a favour and immediately read this book once it comes out
So I was absolutely BLESSED to be part of the ARC team for this book and I honestly don't even know where to start with this review. Like the millennial I am, I've pulled out my laptop for this review because it felt too important to write on my phone (iykyk- this review low key feels like buying plane tickets).
As predicted, Chiara blew it out of the fucking park with this book.
That's it. The whole review. I have no notes. (Kidding).
So I knew I would probably like this book. I stumbled into Chiara's work a few months ago by sheer luck, and have since made it a priority to read it all. Honestly? I don't know how she isn't more popular, because I am consistently impressed by the way that she balances romance, spice, and profound messages of hope and healing in her books.
This book was absolutely no exception.
From the very beginning we are immersed into a world that feels both complex and messy, and that acknowledges the reality of what it means to be human. Chiara always does such a great job at creating these morally gray people who feel genuinely authentic and real, even though most of them have wings and magical powers. Truly, it somehow feels like they exist alongside us because they are so freaking relatable. Her side characters have a life of their own. They don't overpower the MC but they certainly aren't flat or one-dimensional, it is clear that a tremendous amount of love and thought goes into the development of each person you meet in this story.
Gideon and Win are a beautiful couple. Their love creates a space where they each heal from their own challenges and trauma alongside each other, and where they are unapologetically free to be themselves. Chiara handles trauma in her stories like she does all complex issues, she does it well and from a place that is clearly informed by both research and personal experiences (I say this both as a trauma survivor with CPTSD and as a therapist). This book tackles what it feels like to be loved and seen for who you TRULY are. Imperfections and all.
The way that these two characters build each other up is nothing short of incredible. Gideon is the perfect balance of rugged but gentle, firm but soft, honest but sensitive. Normally I don't love the saviour archetype in romance stories- I far prefer the dark and broody bad guy that ends up being the good guy in the end. But there was just SOMETHING about Gideon that felt so unique and lovable that I couldn't help but fall in love with him from the very first moment he appeared on the page. It never felt like he didn't think Win was strong and capable, and I think that is really important in these kinds of stories. Wanting to protect someone because you love them vs. wanting to protect someone because you don't think they can protect themselves really makes or breaks it for me. She nailed this, he's possessive and loving but he also seems to recognize Win's strength and resilience. He just doesn't want her to have to deal with shit all on her own.
Win is complex and god is she kind...and powerful...and abso-fucking-lutely badass. Her ability to be soft in spite of the adversity she has faced is a superpower all in its own. More than that, her character gives the reader a chance to explore how inextricably linked we are with our own stories and experiences, but that we are not defined by them. She demonstrates how hardship can lend itself to a kind of softness that could only exist because you know how it feels to be hurt. I loved her. I cried for her. I wanted to pick her right out of the book and hold her.
Like always, Chiara is able to create villains WHO AREN'T JUST VILLAINS. She flawlessly depicts that no one is truly all Good or all Bad. She doesn't dismiss the impact that people's choices have on others lives, or even suggest that there shouldn't be consequences when someone hurts someone else, but she does have this beautiful and unique capacity to recognize that villany isn't quite as cut and dry as it is so often portrayed. That even the bad guys have a story, and that often times they've been hurt too. Her ability to capture such complex dynamics and character development while also delivering literally some of the most intense and mind-blowing spice is one of my favourite things about her work. When it comes to her stories you never seem to have to choose between spice and genuine heart, you always get both.
If you love cozy romances that you feel like you could fall right into, but also find yourself drawn to magical worlds and fantasy creatures this book is for you. She perfectly marries the energy you get when reading a contemporary romance with the intrigue and world building of a romantasy, and truly I am shaken by how deeply I loved this book. I couldn't put it down.
If you haven't already read a book by Chiara, I really suggest you do. She's quickly become an autobuy author for me, and I am never disappointed. I truly think she's an author the world is sleeping on, and that she ought to be as big (if not bigger) as some of the more mainstream authors out there. Her books are magical, and filled with so much soul and love that you can LITERALLY feel it surround you as you read. Also, she's literally one of the kindest people i've met in the book community and her love of writing is truly inspiring.
Don't sleep on this book, jump into Blood Sweeter than Honey as soon as it is released because I can promise you won't be disappointed.
RL footage of me adding all Chiara's books to my cart
I just finished Blood Sweeter than Honey by Chiara Forestieri, and let me tell you, I DEVOURED this book in less than a day! Seriously, if you see me glowing, it's just the pure joy emanating from finishing this masterpiece. I'm beyond grateful I managed to snag a last-minute ARC because this one? It's just so good.
Can we talk about Winnow and Gideon for a second? Because they absolutely have my heart. Their characters, their story, everything about them was just perfection. They are, quite literally, perfect for each other.
And can we appreciate the genius combination of cowboys and fantasy?! I honestly never thought those two genres could blend so seamlessly, but Forestieri made it work SO WELL. It was unique, captivating, and totally unexpected in the best way possible.
Now, for what many of you are wondering... the spice. Let's just say, it was spicing. 🔥🥵 Like, a solid 5 out of 5 on the spice scale. If you're looking for that kind of heat, you will NOT be disappointed.
This book was an undeniable 5-star read for me. It met every single one of my expectations for a falling fast, fated mates story. If you're into fantasy romance and all the feels (and spice!), you NEED to pick this one up!
What to expect: 🩸 Fated Mates 🔥 Forced Proximity ✨ She “Changes” Him 👩🏼❤️👨🏻 Grumpy/Sunshine 🍯 In their 30s MCs ❤️🩹 Trauma Healing 💋 Hurt/Comfort 🫶🏻 Emotional Depth 🐾 Animal Companions
I have to be honest, this book caught my eye because of its stunningcover and artwork. Chiara collaborated with some incredibly talented artists to bring her characters to life, and I’m so glad she did! 🫶🏻
I was lucky to be part of her ARC team for Blood Sweeter Than Honey, and that’s how I discovered a truly incredible author.
Chiara is a new-to-me author, and I absolutely loved her book! I genuinely had such a good time reading it. BSTH has the perfect mix of everything: 💋 A sprinkle of d0m/sub dynamics 💀 A pinch of “touch him and you’ll have to deal with me” 🤠 The perfect cowboy/fantasy blend that got me instantly hooked!🔥
Oh, and special shoutout to Trigger. He truly stole my heart! 🐾
Thank you to the author for sending me an e-ARC in exchange for my honest review.
**Thank you to the Author for the ARC; all opinions are my own.**
4.25 ⭐️ 4.5 🌶
Whew 🥵 that was one of the spiciest books I've read in a while! I wasnt expecting a ton of plot going into this, but for a cozy monster romance that I knew was going to be spice heavy, there was actually just enough it that I had a TON OF FUN! I liked the simplicity of the cowboy aspect, I loved the bits of the magic system and creatures that we got. I am definitely excited for book 2!!! And all the artwork you guys? 😳 10/10.
If you like: ☆spicy spice 🌶🔥 ☆kink exploration of various kinds ☆cowboys ☆teasing ☆cream pies ☆magic and fated mates Give this one a shot!
Неочікувано, але ця історія мене дуже захопила🥹 Тут дівчина (напів демонесса, напів богиня) потрапляє в наш світ на ранчо до ковбоя (в минулому спецпризначенця). Вони виявляють, що вони fated mates і з головою занурюються у новий звʼязок. Дуже кайфанула від розвитку відносин та історії. Дуже раджу як легеньке читання на пару вечорів, але обовʼязково почитайте tw та мікротропи, щоб не хапанути неприємного сюрпризу.
p.s. Я не була готова до такого фіналу (бо не прочитала попередження) 🤣 А ще тизер наступної частини заманив капець як 🥹 З нетерпінням чекаю історію про Леві та Бо 🥹🥰
Winnow ends up being transported to “Terrenea” (Earth) due to no fault of her own, and after the sheriff found her and called Gideon to come give her a place to stay while she finds her feet, they end up having this invisible tether pull them together, which we then find out is because of their “soulbound”.
Gideon is a man obsessed and I loved how much he adored Winnow from the moment he laid eyes on her.
Winnow is a daemon and Gideon is a human (for now)🤭
I loved the pace of this read, the short chapters and the storyline. It sets up book two perfectly and so now I’m really excited for a Violette redemption story and Levi as well 😮💨😮💨😮💨
All right so I’ll start by saying that I’m usually not into Cowboy Romances too much, but apparently if you add in a supernatural element, I cannot put the book down! (It could also be that Chiara knows what she is doing 😉). Like OMG I really need me a cowboy now……
Winnow is seriously the sweetest thing I have ever seen! This woman could do no wrong and she just so genuine and honest she makes me cry when she cries! 😭 I want her to be my best friend! And do not get me started on Gideon…..THAT MAN IS SO FUCKING HOT!!! 🥵🥵 GOOD LAWD, he has protective MMC down! And this mouth, holy shit I could listen to him all day!
I am honestly in love with this low stakes romance! It’s so fucking sweet and super spicy! Seriously Chiara, every time you come out with a new book, I find myself falling in love more and more with your work!! 🫶
Yes. 10/10 No notes. 5 ⭐️ I was so fortunate to have been a part of the ARC team for this wonderful book! It was so sweet, like extremely sweet and endearing. I was not expecting to audibly say “aww” as many times as I did but yep I did. This story is also veeery spicy so to all those pals that want a sweet and spicy book, this one is definitely for you! The FMC and the MMC were so adorable, they had me rooting for them until the end and their yearning, UGH yes loved it! Here are some tropes: 💞 Fated mates 💞 MCs over 30 💞 Cowboy romance 💞 Trauma healing 💞 High spice (5/5) 💞 Fantasy elements
I don’t want to give too much away but read this one if you love cowboy romances + spicy books + fantasy.
Thank you to the author, Chiara Forestieri, for the eARC in exchange for my honest review!
5🌶️ 4.5⭐️ rated up. i loved this and am so glad to have stumbled upon it on IG. it was sweet and spicy and magical. everything i was looking for at the perfect time. i would highly recommend this to anyone looking for an insta love/lust, short and easy read, and if you want something super spicy that isn’t dark romance!! i’m so excited to have the paper copy in my hands and to have those beautiful art prints in my possession. i just know book 2 will be just as good and will be looking forward to it! 💕
This was such a sweet journey of healing, mate bonds and true connection, with some delicious spice and kinks. Winnow is compassionate, tender and caring, and I loved the range of emotions as she realises Gideon is her soulbound. Gideon is protective and possessive, and I loved seeing his feral side, especially as he tries to resist Winnow only for it to make him more desperate to claim her. Winnow's past has been filled with trauma, pain and duty, and although not the vacation she intended, her accidental trip to a new realm was exactly where she needed to go to gain herself a cowboy and soulmate. The drama is great with Winnow's hidden identity, glamour and powers, and Gideon's intense baggage. Their communication is perfection, their chemistry is sweet, and those spicy scenes hit just right. Can't wait for more of this series.
✨ "This woman has swooned the fuck outta me"
✨ "Are you gonna be a good girl and stay quiet for me?"
✨"I never stood a damn chance at resisting you, did I, sweet girl?"
This was so fun! I blew through it and didn't even realize it was going to be a series, but I'm excited for some future side character action. For all the sexy stuff, it was also surprisingly emotional and sweet. There are dark backstories and fantasy elements blended with modern cowboy and ranch life. It is largely romance driven and even though we have insta-lust, the tension is so good. A great quick, spicy, feel-good read. Trigger is also the most precious good boy. 🤍
Fave quote: 🤣 "It’s not possible to have a stroke and an erection at the same time, is it?"
Thank you to the author for providing an early copy to review!
GIDEON KINCAID THE MAN YOU ARE 🫠😮💨 yall the way I absolutely *devoured* this book in a single sitting has me foaming out the mouth for book two asap!
Yes, this may be a monster romance BUT, the depth in the characters was honestly so damn beautiful. I will say, I did enjoy the mild slow burn to the good bits even if this couple does in fact move at a quick pace (which I have zero complaints about lol)
Winnow is an absolute baddie but she's also such a strong individual in general. The amount of things she had gone through but still maintained her loving, nurturing self made it even more satisfying seeing her and Gideon fall in love.
Thank you Chiara for the e-arc (all thoughts are my own) 🫶🏼
I had no idea what to expect with this book, and I loved it! It has such a great cast of characters, powerful and endearing moments, and of course lots of spice. Chiara has written something both deep and fun, and it definitely won’t disappoint! It’s got magic, mystery, cowboys, humor, and love, everything you could want!
If you’re looking for a cozy, urban paranormal cowboy romance then look no further! Chiara is turning into an auto-buy author for me because I love her writing style and her stories! I’m not a cowboy romance girly, but if Chiara writes it then I’ll read it.
Winnow is a half daemon princess in her realm and, like the rest of us, just needs a vacation. She ends up in Earth which is a known realm with humans. Gideon, our MMC, is shocked when a beautiful woman named Winnow needs a place to stay after being injured. According to Gideon’s friend, Winnow was discovered covered in cuts and blood but somehow mysteriously already healed. Gideon and Winnows attraction is instant and mutual, unbeknownst to them. They begin falling for one another but Gideon is harboring secrets including a crazy ex gf. Winnow continues to glamor her appearance to appear as a human.
Read this if you like:
🌸 worlds with daemons, fae, and humans 🌸 cowboys romance 🌸 one bed 🌸 forced proximity 🌸 instant attraction 🌸 worlds with fated mates 🌸 complex characters in a low stakes book
Thank you so much to @authorchiaraforestieri for the eARC!!
Just a really good time. I wanted to turn my brain off and just enjoy myself and this fit the mood exactly. The spice was 🥵🥵🥵 so that was a fun bonus too! 😂😂
I love how this couple had an instant attraction. Neither of them were fighting it too hard. Sometimes, every once in a while... I actually don't want enemies-to-lovers or the long drawn out Worldbuilding.
5 stars for the great vibes, lack of miscommunications or misunderstandings and lots of smut! 😂
This story had potential to be more, so it was highly disappointing when it didn’t achieve it. It starts very dark, with terrible situations happening in both worlds to both characters. Then it gets kind of silly, the main character is such a bleeding heart to the point of being detrimental to her people. She is not qualified to rule her duchy and doesn’t want to, so tries to go on a vacation. The way she gets sent to earth makes you doubt her mental faculties. Once the main characters meet is insta lust, they are fated mates so to be expected. Lots of spiciness ensues. Some of which was hot and interesting, a lot of which was just repetitive. This is where it had potential, if it cut down the repetitive spicy scenes and developed the relationship, showed the struggle of the MC adapting to a completely different world, showed us more of a slice of life, had them interacting with the side characters together, it would have been a much better story. So in the end, this is a low stakes, highly erotic story. That has a dark beginning but doesn’t take itself seriously beyond that.
Sigh. Awkward, stilted. DNF. “My throat works around a thick knot of emotion. For all intents and purposes, I shouldn’t care, but staring in the face of an actual living, breathing person… One so loyal he’s willing to sacrifice his life to protect his comrades and likely, they, him–I can’t help but care. Powerless to do anything, I feel as if I am drowning in heartbreak, futility, helplessness, and rage with no outlet.”
Oh my goodness, I absolutely loved this book! From the beginning I was hooked, and by the end I didn’t want to leave Winnow and Gideon behind.
Winnow is such an incredible character, she is strong and fierce, but also soft in all the right ways. I adore that she isn't afraid to fight for what is hers, yet there is still that vulnerability in her fear that Gideon might not choose her. That balance made her feel so real and relatable.
And Gideon… wow. He’s everything I love in a MMC. I’m a sucker for when men fall first, and while their feelings definitely developed in tandem, it really did feel like Gideon’s heart gave way just a touch sooner than Winnow’s, which made me swoon for him even harder.
The world building, I feel is not the main focus, but was still woven beautifully into the story. There’s enough detail and backstory, especially surrounding Winnow, that I still felt immersed in the world without ever dragging the romance down.
This was such a great read with characters I couldn’t help but fall in love with. I’ll 100% be picking up more of Chiara Forestieri’s work, I’m officially a fan.
“Don’t let the world darken you, Winnow. You’re a light in a fucking chasm, and there isn’t a thing in this world that can dim you unless you choose to let it.”
Ugh my heart 🥹 I couldn’t stop myself and highlighted almost half the book. From the trauma healing, absolute cuteness and spicy time it had to be done.
This is my favorite book from Chiara, hands down. Thank you Queen 🙇♀️
Winnow is such a beautiful and kind spirit. No matter the trauma she’s endured she still looks for the good in everyone and everything. She just so desperately needs to get away from her duties. After being rescued as a prisoner of war Winnow is granted the position of Duchess of Cerulia. So you can imagine going from prisoner to ruler could be exhausting. Well, she got what she wanted... But what Winnow was not expecting to find in this odd realm was her soul bound. Insert Gideon 🥵 Gideon has his own past full of trauma. But he has slowly found himself again in his ranch and the animals he cares for. As he is entrusted with the care of Winnow after she’s found by the local sheriff, things begin to feel a little different with her around. And he isn’t at all mad about it.
I love Winnow so so much!! The description of her and the art is 😩😍 she’s so ethereal. Her character is amazing. She just wants to give/help anyone in need, no matter what. I love her powers and how she instantly connected with the animals on the farm. And she wasn’t scared to get her hands dirty on the farm! Gideon definitely liked that a lot 😆 And Gideon!? He is a fantastic MC. He is exactly what a morally grey character is. He’s done bad things, but for good reasons and to protect people. The way he cares for Winnow? *swoon*
I especially loved all the foreshadowing peppered throughout this book for the next ones! This series is gonna be sooo good!
Thank you Chiara for having me on your ARC team for this book 🫶🏼🌸
I finished this book at 1am and I am still reeling. I don't usually read cosy romance, but it was obvious within the first 2 chapters that this is a book I will read over and over again. There is something healing about the story that I didn't even realise I needed to read. The characters are written in such a way that you believe they are real people and become utterly disappointed when you remember they aren't. Despite the fantasy element (She's a half Daemon, he's human), Gideon and Winnow's connection is realistic, there's no head over heels, immediately falling at your feet going on here, their past life experiences shape the beginning of their connection and hesitation and it's understandable why. The inner debate of just letting go and telling one another how they feel is hilarious and so real, it had me giggling like a little girl. Don't be fooled by the very sweet, cosy romance feel of this story, it is well balanced with some very spicy scenes that will have you agreeing with Winnow, "I am f**king panting".
Some of my favourite quotes from the book; "..my eyes land on the woman sitting on the other side of the table, and my jaw drops so hard it nearly hits me in the d**k."
"Thank f**k for ride or die friends"
"I know it's late, but I figured you could stand to put something warm in your belly......My lecherous mind instantly wanders to what other warm things he can put in my belly."
"But if I've learned anything in life, unless there's something truly life-threatening, it's that basing your life decisions on fear will only ever obstruct the path on which good things travel."
"Akash-f**king-almighty, this man could demolish buildings with that thing."
I'm giggling just re-reading the highlights in my Kindle. I loved everything about this book.