Lick the Razor - the Definitive Collection

by D.B. Tarpley (Editor)

18 dark stories from the twisted mind of the master of the bizarre -award winning author D.B.Tarpley. Lick the Razor is a foray into the world of dark fiction, or "splatterpunk", A miscellany of the macabre, Lick the Razor conjures up a mood of insidious disquiet, foreboding and inevitability. Not only is it creepy, haunting and smart, it also digs deep into the twisted state of the human mind.
A classic of its kind. Now, for the first time - The Definitive Collection, with bonus material including a new forward, and an additional story.

Genres: Horror

241 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 9, 2014

About the author

D.B.Tarpley has been writing since the age of 5. His upper-case cursive letters are particularly impressive. 'Pickle Party' is his latest novel.

"...I am telling everyone and anyone who will listen to take a look at this book!...
It's a page turner... I have NO IDEA where Tarpley is going with this!... Tarpley
must be a genius, he surprises in (both) big and little ways." - five star
customer review on Amazon

"Went in with an "I'll give it a chance" and didn't come up for air until
completed. I didn't (even) do that for The Strain... Take it from me, drop your
dollars and enjoy the self generated visuals." - four star customer review on
Amazon

Penny is having the worst day ever. After finally finishing the date from Hell a
little thing called the zombie apocalypse occurs. In the middle of all this she
suddenly finds herself the caretaker of both an enigmatic little girl and an
intimidating yet oddly attractive vampire named Mr. F. Caretaker? Slave is
more like it. How can things get any worse?
How indeed?

D.B.Tarpley has a Masters Degree in Baiting from Pullman University as well
as an Associate's Degree in Scatology from Brown University.

Over the years D.B. has been discovered and recognized by the Lewis N. Clark committee for creative mastery; in addition to this D.B. was recently tossed the Paul Reubens Fellowship for excellence in self awareness. He currently Summers in Manitowoc, Wisconsin; and Winters in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. In addition to writing, D.B. is an internationally acclaimed adult diaper model/ pastry chef. His work has been featured in 'Pee-n-Poop Wear Quarterly' as well as 'Dem Some Fine Damn Muffins Magazine.' His only words to readers everywhere are "Leave the pages bloody." and "Have an amazing ass day."... oh, and the occasional "Cheese! What? You don't like cheese? You are dismissed."

LICK THE RAZOR
LEARNING TO KISS IN THE SNOW
THE NIGHT'S NIGHT
THE DEATH OF FEAR
THE DEATH OF DEATH
THE COMPENDIUM VERIBELLUM
PICKLE PARTY

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