Matchmaker Undertaker: Book One – “Hearts & Hiccups” Series

by Mary Haarmeyer, Craig Beeman

Welcome to Stevens’ Funeral Home—where the flowers are fresh, the coffins are polished, and the drama is very much alive.

Adam Stevens never planned to return to his sleepy hometown, let alone run the family funeral business. But between eccentric clients, nosy neighbors, and a stray dog that’s claimed the funeral home as its own, the dearly departed are quickly becoming the least of his worries.

With a sarcastic best friend, a matchmaking father, and a stunning new hire who sees right through his defenses, Adam is about to discover that life after loss can be unexpectedly full of second chances—if he can stop tripping over his own baggage long enough to take one.

As old wounds resurface and buried secrets come to light, Adam must will he keep avoiding pain, or take a chance on healing—and maybe even love? Because sometimes, the hardest goodbyes make room for the most meaningful hellos.

Heartfelt, hilarious, and unexpectedly healing, Matchmaker Undertaker is a story about grief, recovery, and the absurd beauty of loving people—even when they drive you absolutely crazy.

167 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 29, 2025

About the author

Mary Haarmeyer is an award-winning screenplay writer, producer, and successful businesswoman. With a career that spans various facets of film production, Mary has made her mark by producing and directing multiple shorts, a one-hour drama TV pilot, and two one-hour documentaries. She has owned and operated Reelflicks Productions and Hunter’s Game Productions, been a partner in T-Ro Films, and is currently a partner with Inspirado TV.

Reviews

[Jody Reads Smut · Rating 4 out of 5]

It is a quick read, which is funny and heartwarming. It will make you laugh and cry at the same time. It is complete with eccentric characters and humorous mishaps! I enjoyed the way the writer transforms a funeral home into a lively place filled with laughter and love.

[Leah *fantasy fanatic* · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not great. it's like reading a Hallmark movie so if that's what you like then this is the book for you. The best friend's name is "Dirty" and there were several things said and done that I felt confused by. Like, I was missing context to several situations.

[Stephanie Brown · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a fun, humorous and enjoyable read. Cute and silly and sweet and heartfelt all in one. I very much enjoyed!

[Carri Pryor · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good read

This was a cute little quick read and I'm about to dive into book 2 of the series. I hope the author chooses to carry on with the series in the future.

[Heather Devaney Smith · Rating 3 out of 5]

good read

It was cute and funny. A good palate cleanser from the dark romances. I liked the writing style and the storyline.