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304 pages, Hardcover
Expected publication March 31, 2026
╰┈➤ ❝You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.❞
╰┈➤ ❝In the past, I had dated people in two-month stints, the situation usually coming to an end when I started acting like a person with feelings and not someone they’d met at Coachella.❞
╰┈➤ ❝I wasn’t sure how honest you were supposed to be with your lawyer about these things. If I had actually killed Henry, would I really tell my lawyer the truth? Did Robert Kardashian know that O.J. Simpson had killed Nicole Brown? Did Kris Jenner know? Did Khloe? Did Kendall?❞
╰┈➤ ❝Why should I wait in queue with these strangers? I had known Henry intimately. We dated. He had been inside me! I was carrying his UTI!❞
╰┈➤ ❝Women were terrifying vindictive creatures. We stalked each other online and competed relentlessly. We would cut a beating heart out of each other’s bodies if it made our own stronger.❞
╰┈➤ ❝I told her that I thought I was a good person, but sometimes I felt other people were too stupid to see that.❞