Everyday Absurdities is a collection of short stories by author M. von Lindenberg. This book is bad, and it's not meant to make you happy. In fact, it would please the author to no end to know that you threw it in the trash after the introduction. If you manage to actually read this god-awful thing, you should seek psychiatric advice.
there will be no mention of The Noodle Incident herein.
There are a lot of things I have called myself over the years. Many of them still hold true, even though some of those boxes are sitting on shelves waiting to be cracked open again.
I began playing music around age 9 and always enjoyed writing when prompted with an idea. Even as a kid, short stories were something I could whip up and dump onto a page. I'd never thought myself a writer in any official capacity, not any more than I'd thought myself a "professional" musician. Alas, some 25 years after recording my first tracks, I have quite a few works in my discography.
In 2024, I endeavored to write a short story that turned into the multi-part series "No One's Time" after a conversation with a buddy. Early 2025, I released the first part to the public and the rest are to follow.
Feel free to follow the bouncing ball and see what happens next in this newest chapter (pun intended).
I have so many and no words all at the same time… They include WTF… a light hearted chuckle… lil belly flip… wtf?! Ew. Hehehehehe… tell me about the noodle incident. Yes, I read the back and no I don’t care about the ☠️ penalty. I have no will to live AND nothing better to do with my time so, go on, indulge me