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112 pages, Paperback
Published July 14, 2026
”I think, what I wouldn't give to have the paisley wealth from the paisley design with none of the attachments of the throne, growing furious picturing the enormity of Ehrhart's paisley fortune as well as the countless ways he must have utilized it in order to court Ada, to touch Ada, how he now makes love to Ada, probably as much as he wants, whenever the mood strikes, bolstered in every manner by his paisley inheritance, and I want to wail and weep each time I consider Ehrhart's ability to touch, fondle, and molest Ada simply on account of the affluence and privilege provided by his uncle's paisley pattern, as well as inheriting an abundance of filthy paisley cash resulting no doubt in a paisley empire, but I banish these thoughts as I pace before the fire in the Great Room, making loops in the Great Room, stopping to curse a manservant positioned beside the deep-winged armchair, the same place I left him when Hans interrupted my pacing to ask permission to piss off of the balustrade of the Guardhouse tower, the aides and sentinels just outside the Great Room too numerous to count, defending the castle and, by extension, the Great Room and thus, by extension, me…”
culture presents itself in manifold ways, i’ve counseled hans on numerous occasions, expounding the importance of literature and books, not the books themselves, i’ve said, quite frankly books bore me, but the presence of books is vital, because the absence of books is quite disastrous, the proximity of books, the symbolic importance of owning books, cannot be overstated, and having books around, read or not, speaks to the intellectual vigor and peerless ambitions of their owner.hard to imagine so much utter hilarity in so slim a work, but mark haber’s fourth novel is, by far, the funniest book this reader has read in ages. with enough wit and charming ribaldry to give your rectus abdominis a proper workout, ada is the tale of a duncical autocrat ruling his realm not by principled fiat, but instead by vibes and whim. with its absurdist bent, delectably wending prose, and some truly unforgettable scenes, ada is first-rate farce at its uproarious best.