'Iran: A Very Short Introduction' is a very long introduction that summarizes the history of Iran in 196 pages using super fancy terms and hard-to-remember names. There is no doubt that this book is both professional and well-written but my tiny ape brain cannot even begin to comprehend the marvelous masterpiece that composes this fascinating monument of modern literature. Each impeccable paragraph betrays the countless hours the author sacrificed for the glorious formation of this graceful book. The flow between well-chosen subjects is beyond reproach, maintaining the delicate balance of each item, all resonating with each other, complementing their strengths and filling their weaknesses, eventually leading to the ultimate prodigious finished product. Each word is like a spoonful of a 9-course 3-Michelin star meal, bursting with flavor and passion, yet further expanded when united with the divine strength leaking from other words. The society formed by the passages of this unbelievable work of art has reached an exellence that no human would ever dream of until the deadline of temporal continuity. I deeply suspect this book did not come from the flesh, but originated from superior planes of existence, it is an undeniable piece of evidence that the mythological plane 'Heaven' exists, and was merciful enough to display to us a higher standard of literature, so that we may look up to the heavens, and praise god for thy exellence. Though this booketh saddens me at the same timeth, t reminds us of a sky we can nev'r toucheth, a mountain we shall nev'r climb, yond the ceiling madeth from our human inadequacy cannot beest breach'd. T may as well beest int'rpret'd as a punishment f'r the 'riginal sineth our fath'r Adam committ'd. F'r us to wallow deep inside our owneth despair and caterwauling out: "when shalt salvation bringeth us one grise clos'r to this tome of knowledge at the highest calibre, at which hour shalt we discard our m'rtal bodies and achieveth coequal the slight resemblance to this objecteth of divinity, 'r at when the final hour cometh, wouldst we beest thrown down the pits of hell, with our greatest regreteth being unable to realizeth and accepteth the enshielf meanings of this empyreal assemblage of divine comprehensions?"
Other than that, this book was pretty good.